Disclaimer: Psycho B*tches - Sep Bus 16

[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September testing dates:
@mrsbear1122 - August 31st
@Juno231 - September 4th
@LV1987- September 4th
@franklydear September 4th
@frolicmum - September 4th
@florence13 - September 6th
@2020mission - September 8th
@mrsi2020 - September 12th
@vil10 - September 13th
@notyetamumbuttrying - September 14th
@Katao - September 19th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@minster2012 - October 9th

@Juno231 are you still with us? Everything ok? I went awol for a couple of days but don't think I've seen anything from you in ages.
Also been wondering about @missgoldilocks?

@notyetamumbuttrying nothing to report here. Premom hasme at 9dpo but I severely doubt it do more like ?fp? 😂
@Franklydear I mean it's test or keep wondering really isn't it. I'd have to test but if you don't want to then I hope the time goes quickly for you at least until the next af date

@Katao the thing is I don’t think I am, and the test won’t give me answers to anything else, now, I hope you can make me eat my words at the end of the month though...
I Think @Juno231 got af a few days ago, is she on holiday maybe?

@Franklydear any chance of your doctor doing bloods?

@Katao I'll be 43 in a few days, overweight, ... she is thinking more menopause,... If my next period doesn't come either with a negative test, then will sit down and have a chat

@katao hey :) thanks for checking in, I've been off mums net for a while just trying not to think about things. I took isoflavones this cycle and it made me ovulate abiut 3 days late so for once I don't actually know ecactjy when my period is due but I know it will be around the 23rd of this month. We did the most dtd we ever have lol so here's to hoping. How are you?

How's everyone else here getting on?

@Franklydear fingers crossed it isn't.
@Missgoldilocks that sounds good! I'm similar as in don't know where I am at but if I have a normal lenght cycle should be due around 19th or 20th so we aren't too far apart. You haven't missed a lot I don't think.... @Mrsi2020 has been our only bfp I think since the few at the start of the month. Oh and @Catherinettc. .yours wasn't too long ago either.

@Katao I don’t think it is, I’ve been reading about it in the nhs and doesn’t fit, but I guess as a doctor after 40 is a valid option, also I don’t think she considered I might be ttc, if it happens she’ll get an earful from my asthma nurse, I had a few difficult winters, pregnancy is not gonna help, but hey ho, is a now or never, so we had to try

@Franklydear It is easy to get pigeon holed isn't it. You're x age so its this. Or like people say blaming overweight etc

Grrrr. I know its not a peak but it's a bit high for my liking considering I haven't done one in a week and before that I had a week of highs/peak.

@Minster2012 yeah im not the best looking etc in pregnancy. Tbh im so sick and totally exhausted. Its not nice 🤣🤣

Grad bus all doing well but they are so tame compared to this bus 🤣🤣 its taking a bit of getting used to the sensible chat rather than all the sausage and jizz etc 🤣🤣🤣

Think that is why I keep popping my head in here for the giggles! And cos I'm nosey and like to see how ur all doing ❤❤ xx

@Juno231 there’s your next title ‘sausage and jizz’ courtesy of @Catherinettc

Last day of hols today but promise to catch up properly tomorrow night when back in blighty!

@Franklydear thank you I'll def note that as the next title 😂

@Franklydear hope you’re ok hun! That’s crap situ for you , in limbo. My bday is 16th, when is yours?! Xxx

@Katao that looks v high!

@catherinettc I’m as rough as a dog in preg too! Tried to be all glam today before it goes downhill lmao!!

@Juno231 we miss you! Hope you’re having a brilliant time xxx

@Franklydear I think you are taking the right approach, we can cope with your overdone steak Lunacy a bit longer (just), especially if the grad bus is maybe a bit staid as @Catherinettc says. You sound like my soul pregnancy sister 😂it sounds very much like the other grad threads all "can't do this can't do that" 🙄well don't worry we are still sausage munching here & im realising how difficult pulling out is & AHAIN because of that I got sticky tits 🤔

@Katao that's weird!!! Seems very high for a week after the high/peak

Glad to hear from you again @Missgoldilocks! And that you & OH have had more sex than previously that's fab! So into the TWW! Awesome 🤞🏻🥰

@Juno231 enjoy TTS rest of your hols!

Loving the sausage and jizz title 😂

@Minster2012 as it was motility, morphology and count, it must've been the smoking and lack of exercise as he doesn't drink caffeine or drink heavily or take drugs. We went to the pub with his mates today and he had 2 and a bit pints as I had some of the 3rd one. I'm so glad I was there as I could see him getting carried away lol. Took him off to this parents and then we went out for a meal and wait for it...ordered WATER and not wine with our meal 😂 something's kicked in! I'm joining the gym on Monday, no more excuses now. He'll have to start doing home exercises as he does such long hours at home. We have a one bed flat so he might have to exercise on the balcony, lucky neighbours 🙈
@Katao lol bless you hun. I'm 12dpo but doesn't really mean anything now as poor hubby's sperm isn't up to much 😬 I'll be on tomorrow or Monday as had spotting after sex this morning.
That test does look high hun, bit confusing for you?!
@Missgoldilocks hey you, hope all the dtd did the trick! We did the most this cycle too but won't mean much 🙈😬
@Juno231 hope you're enjoying your hols!! And totally agree on next bus title 🤣 @Franklydear @Catherinettc well done lol!

@Mrsi2020 17th for me, unluckily I have to work...
@Minster2012 yes pregnancy sisters, that grad thread is going to take a turn ...
@Juno231 enjoy your holidays

@notyetamumbuttrying I feel like that at the minute too! I doubt a lack of sore boobs could be a symptom but who knows on this crazy journey!

@Ltay2 wow fair play to your OH!!

@Katao that seems very high to me!!

Me and OH have just got home from a meal with my parents and sister and her OH, he got v drunk and was trying to give me a cheeky finger in the taxi, something a boy of 17 would try, he gave me the sausage when we got home, pretty bloody good, and went down on me which I always LOVE, then fell asleep literally as soon as he shot his load, romantic😂😂

@Vil10 I thought it was your sisters OH slipping you the finger and not your OH lol, I was about to say omg 😆
Glad you had a good night tho 😏
Night all xx

@notyetamumbuttrying that's a great start then, good on DH...you could get him to exercise on the balcony by DTD with some squat dips & then squat thrusts into you too! Combine that exhibitionist sex we discussed a few threads ago with the exercise 🤔 = WIN WIN

@Franklydear bring it ON sister!! Though, I'm a bit worried you are a worrier 😂

OMG @Vil10 I read that as your sister's OH gave you the finger & 🌭BLOODY HELL thats a whole different story right there! But then I read it again! Sounds awesome & fun love it when that happens yay for sausage 😘🍆

OMG it wasn't just me that read that 😂😂high five @notyetamumbuttrying 🖐🏻

@Franklydear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Minster2012!!! But I am a fun worrier, and I’ll come up with crazy theories too!!! , in all seriousness, I am much better, but the product of a control freak mum, really, I live in a different country and she is still meddles....

@notyetamumbuttrying @Minster2012 hahahahaha sorry girls!! My sisters OH definitely didn't try and slip the finger😂 I should've worded that better, OH tried when just us 2 were in a taxi home!

@notyetamumbuttrying hello! What was your hubby's sperm results? Have you spoken about what you're going to do next? is he going to try and make his results better through healthy lifestyle? It takes about 3 months to make them better they say. Glad you're okay and sorry to hear they aren't up to par :( but now you know so you can do something about it xx

@Minster2012 hey you! How are you?? Thank you ❤️ really hoping something happens this time 😬 but the plus side is that we are getting better at this fertile sex lark 😂😂 this month we tried the whole have sex cum then have sex again 20 minutes later cum since they say the next load of sperm is quicker! How's everything with ivf going? I xx