Disclaimer: Psycho B*tches - Sep Bus 16

[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September testing dates:
@mrsbear1122 - August 31st
@Juno231 - September 4th
@LV1987- September 4th
@franklydear September 4th
@frolicmum - September 4th
@florence13 - September 6th
@2020mission - September 8th
@mrsi2020 - September 12th
@vil10 - September 13th
@notyetamumbuttrying - September 14th
@Katao - September 19th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@minster2012 - October 9th

@Minster2012 oooo yes I love it! I'm however not able to go to the hairdresser with my hair in worst state possible as my hair dresser is my best friend and knows what I'm like so requests I wash it before any appointment 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying aw thanks I'm a little bit in love! Sad news about your DH but at least you're more in the know of what's going on and should be able to get more help now! I need to push my OH to go to the gp as I'm sure they'll see him as its been over 12 months TTC for us now.

I'm falling asleep on the way home from a shopping trip with a friend but need to stay awake so I can get my sausage when I get home🍆🍆🍆 maybe a little nap won't hurt 😏😂

Here I am trying to be supportive, with sentimental crap, to find you all in the gutter, all you care about is sausages😲😁

@Minster2012 love the hair!!

@notyetamumbuttrying sad to hear about your dh results but at least you feel better today and like you said you know the answer and can start looking at ways to help! No more wondering!

@lucyrp thanks, and yeah true! Try your best as you never know, something might be up! Hope you get your sausage and nap, I want both too! We've gotta bloody clean the flat top to bottom tonight as we have our first viewers tomorrow! 🙌🏾

Thanks @Vil10 yeah no more wondering is nice! I'm mad him at though for taking bk up smoking during lockdown! Ah well, just gotta move forward now and hope we can fix this! Hope you're ok?! X

@notyetamumbuttrying what did the GP say then, it sounds like you can turn it around? I know 2 ppl who have had low Sperm motorbility & morphology & had children, I'm not sure what they did but I think one might have got clomid from the doctors & fallen pregnant so I def think the first step is to get that answer & give him a little kick which you have got 🤞🏻😬

@lucyrp same for you, nudge nudge, get that sausage checked. But I hope you got your nap too!

@Franklydear it's not ALL WE CARE ABOUT. I care about chocolate too. And tonight I bought some lovely ribeye steaks. So I think it might be that most favoured of MENS NIGHTS....steak and blow job night. My DH tries to tell me that's every Friday night. Same as I tell him every Tuesday is Prosecco & orgasm night.

So in honour of steak & BJ night ladies how do you eat your steak???
Me...I'm a still mooing kind of a girl. Blue. My DH when he met me ate them medium. Now he eats them properly- rare 😂but mine say mooooo 🐄

@minster2012 oh, forgot about chocolate, . .. I am a moody cow today, don't even know why
Steak medium at the very least, don't shoot me...

@notyetamumbuttrying he can give up now and hopefully something can be done about it🤞🏼 get yourself some chocolate and a gin tonight!! I'm good Thankyou!! 5dpo so nothing exciting going on but had no sore boobs that I usually get around now so not sure what's going on there!x

@Minster2012 I'm a medium-rare, more to the rare side kinda girl, with Stilton sauce😍

@Franklydear 🔫🔫😱😳I'm afraid we can't be virtual friends any more.
No. Ok that's fine. I will get over it. You have many other redeeming qualities. I love your drama queen tendencies 😘& my 🐄will still be grazing whilst yours is cooking! Funny story, my old work Xmas do was always in a posh french restaurant where lots of us had steaks & one person asked for "medium /well done" & when the waiter brought it he placed it in front of my colleague & said in a heavy french accent "one steak...BURNT"

@Minster2012 that'll be me with the waitress
Drama queen? Moi?😱

Mmmmmm Stilton sauce @Vil10 great shout! We've not got a sauce I think we are missing out! I usually have pepper sauce but forgot 😬😫

So currently DH just sorting the steaks after coming back from his hour in the pub to being told tonight is steak & BJ night if he makes it! I'm currently doing knob all, feet up on the toddler seat sat in the rocking chair, watching married at first sight with my wine whilst he watches rugby & cooks 😂 that's true love right there!!

I am upset... I have returned home with not only a KFC for OH but some fresh from the farm non homogenised milk which is delicious and I'm still not getting my sausage! Wtf!!

@notyetamumbuttrying get cleaning!😉

@Minster2012 I did have a very small nap before purchasing a kfc 😋 I however used to have my steak well done but I'm more on the medium side now as I've got older ... I think the well done was influenced by my mother .. LOVE the waiter story with the BURNT it sounds like me when people ask me for "extra hot latte" yes okay don't worry let me burn your milk for you😁

See @lucyrp I am with you in the coffee, I would like to go to a coffee shop and be served a coffee I could actually drink, like now not in half an hour time, I was hoping to sit down here for 20 min only

@Franklydear whenever anyone asks me for their coffee and then adds the words "extra hot" I secretly grind my teeth together in my mouth and have to take a deep breath in to calm myself down before I make the drink 😂 by making it "extra hot" I normally end up burning my hand also as I have to burn the milk so much it bubbles over the top of the jug

@lucyrp just make it normal, I wonder how many people would complain is not as hot as possible

@Minster2012 hahaha please don't spit jizz in his face 🤣🤣 loving the hair transformation 🙌🙌
@lucyrp omg those nails are amazing! Love that
@notyetamumbuttrying ah sorry that the SA wasn't great, try and look at the positives in that there is sperm there then even if it needs a little help 🙏

Oh my god @lucyrp / @frankdear as someone who drinks my coffee black I'm constantly sat waiting for my coffee for cool enough to drink it anyway! I usually put a small amount of cold water in so I don't have to wait 20 mins in the first place so I totally relate to not wanting it "extra hot!" What does that mean???

Okay so ladies, I'm only 5dpo and thought symptoms at this time were literally impossible, but since this evening I've had light period kinda pains, I've googled it like you do and flo website says this is common in some women, please tell me I'm over thinking so I don't get my hopes up😂

@Minster2012 I'm also a black coffee drinker! Only have 1 a day with my breakfast and since TTC I've changed it to decaf, might treat myself to a decaf skinny latte when I go out though!

@Minster2012 well you learn as a barista thag coffee is made to a certain temperature and you feel that by touching the jug etc as you're steaming the milk. But apparently there are people who like to scorch the inside of their mouth who presumably then can't even taste the coffee so not sure what the point in it is 😭🤣

@lucyrp thems ppl is IDIOTS 😂🤣

@Vil10 you def shouldn't treat yourself to a skinny latte if you are having any kind of "symptoms"!

@Minster2012 really?? Are they not good for the bean??

@Vil10 I wasn't being serious!! Oh please don't take me seriously darling. In all
Seriousness NHS guidelines is that you can have at least one cup of coffee per day so pleaseeeeee have one xxxxx
I have cut down to one coffee per day then decaf (but I drank at least 6 per day so that's why) but I still often have 2 and don't beat myself up and did when I was pregnant too when I was meeting ppl

@Minster2012 Hahahaha my bad, it's hard to understand sarcasm and jokes over messages, I probably should've guessed coming from you though😂 my friend who's pregnant is a coffee addict and still has 2/3 cups a day and my other friend who has a baby was the same! I think I only switched to decaf because the first thread I was on when I joined Mumsnet were all proper against a coffee, and judged me when I said I was still drinking it😂 so I felt bad and switched and now it's just habit!

No I know don't worry @Vil10! I think everything is fine within a decent limit & I'm a shit bag without my morning proper coffee! around march time there was a lot about not having anything & on the pregnancy thread it was even non bleached herbal tea bags 🙄😳(I'm pretty sure that's NOT the reason I had a miscarriage that my herbal tea bags were bleached and not totally natural) so I've come to terms with "do what you want to do" 🥰