Disclaimer: Psycho B*tches - Sep Bus 16

[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September testing dates:
@mrsbear1122 - August 31st
@Juno231 - September 4th
@LV1987- September 4th
@franklydear September 4th
@frolicmum - September 4th
@florence13 - September 6th
@2020mission - September 8th
@mrsi2020 - September 12th
@vil10 - September 13th
@notyetamumbuttrying - September 14th
@Katao - September 19th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@minster2012 - October 9th

@lucyrp that is true, I always feel guilty when I get home in the evening, and he has to go to after school club, I don’t know why because he bloody love it, and they have a great garden and next to a park,... he is nearly as tall as me now, no more picking him up or even sitting in lap...

@Franklydear look at us getting all emotional tonight eh! To be fair this is me most nights once DS is in bed asleep 🙈 I know DS loves going to nanny's house after school so don't know why I feel so bad but think it's mainly because my mum was literally always there as my dad was self employed. DS is in age 7-8 clothes and he's only 5! But he's up to about my waist if not more 😭😭

See @lucyrp, we need a baby.... is a medical need

@Minster2012 that is my favourite chocolate bar! I am such a happy cow when I get my happy cow bar 🐮

@SarahTTC2020 sounds like we all need some sausage action 😂 Fingers crossed you get your ovulation day soon and BFP not long after 🤞

@Franklydear only 9-3! That's great, that's kids for you! And I love that, I'm the same bout SAHM 😂😫, @lucyrp
I'm at home 3 days a week & im pretty sure DS doesn't think we are making lovely memories, he thinks I'm pretty boring, & I'm counting down the hours til daddy gets back in my head "what the fuck are we going to do for 6 more hours???" Especially now he doesn't nap during the day other than in a car it's VERY long from 7am when DH goes to after 6pm when he comes back 😬

@SarahTTC2020 SAUSAGGGGGEEEE 🍆🍆

So apparently tonight is my orgasm night ladies. Fact. As last night after AF had left the building we had passionate love (Cos the night before I literally fell asleep at 8.30 downstairs!) except again we were about to forget the condom so DH said "I'm gonna have to withdraw & cum on your tits love I'm sorry" 💦& just like that it was over! So apparently it's my night now. Whoop whoop

Hey guys xx

Popping in to say hello 👋

Still been lurking watching how ur all getting on ❤❤

Cant wait for all the bfps!

Currently around 4 weeks. Feeling 'awfully ' pregnant 🤣🤣 im definitely not one of those people who glow ffs 🤣🤣

@2020mission I'm ok thanks :) 10dpo today and had a bit of a temp dip so I'm not very hopeful.
How are you?

@Ladybird345 10dpo and not feeling lucky 😂

@Franklydear @lucyrp I could soooo be a sahm 😂 especially now where I'm surrounded by thousands of teenagers at school and feeling like a walking Covid germ 😷

@Catherinettc aww I'm sure you'll get your glow soon!

@Newbie0818 oh no, I feel pretty safe but I worked with adults and most of the time on my own, children have no spacial awareness, we told ours they cannot hug, so they wrestle instead, it is not hugging 😰🤷🏼‍♀️

@Franklydear I got a punch in the eyeball this morning from my 2 year old, a hug is the dream! I don't think it was intentional 😂but he's not a cuddly boy with me at all, I hardly ever get kisses & I often wonder if it's cos there was no breastfeeding as I didn't carry him he was bottle fed from day one by both me & DH & he's a TOTAL daddy's boy. But yeah not a lot of discuss awareness with kids. Or some have gone the other way & my nephew has taken ages to touch us in the bubble again as he's been so fearful of "the germs".

@Catherinettc I think I would be a HORRENDOUS pregnant lady. My body's 'go to' reaction is sickness for anything that's why I thought something was up in the pregnancy when I felt nothing. I don't think I'll be glowing!! But hey, you'll get there sending hugs!! How's the grads??

@Newbie0818 I'm sending lucky thoughts to you! How's gorgeous milo??

@Minster2012 há! I used to get unintentional headbutts all the time, very few hugs until he was about 6, probably the autism in our case, some kids are just not huggy, don't beat yourself up with the breastfeeding, fed is best, our breastfeeding was petiful and very little, but apparently autistic children have difficulty sucking, he didn't use a dummy and didn't learn to use a straw until five, he used to chew them, so I don't beat myself with that anymore, he is healthy and very much loved, that's all that matters

@Minster2012 hahaha randomly telling you about a 🦃

@lucyrp everything's pointing towards a shorter one!!🤞🏼 how're you feeling with it all??

Morning!! Nothing really to report 5dpo, and usually I have sore boobs now from progesterone rising but I haven't at all this time, not sore at all and neither are my nipples, hope this doesn't mean that af is going to be really late or something!! Hope everyone is well!! It's Fridaayyyy🥂

@minster2012 gotta love that sausage action! I'm glad it's your night tonight after sticky tits night. Imagine if we did that to men... They'd freak out.
I'm hoping for a lunchtime bend over the table job but I have a lot of work meetings today!

Just saw this being shared on Facebook and thought everyone could relate to this one way or the other! We're all in it together and we'll all get that "someday" ❤️

Well that made me cry @Vil10! It's very touching. Anyone else find that they look at the women around them who do or don't have children and wonder about their experiences of ttc? You just never know what people are going through or have been through to get to where they are.

@SarahTTC2020 yassss I got my action! I know, I thought that, my DH balks if I suggest kissing him after swallowing 😂😂🤣FFS seriously??!! Sticky tits love it!! I got my orgasm don't worry!

@Vil10 that's very true & I hope it's our time for ALL OF US, it's been a long time some of us have been around here! 🥰😘

I'm in the hairdressers & ive been coming here for years with my lovely (younger) hairdresser who is like "yeah I'll have kids in 3 years time"

I will update you later on the hair, going from pink to blonde again!

@Franklydear we do need a baby! A tiny new born 😍

@SarahTTC2020 I'm so ready for some sausage action later now AF has finished 😈

@Vil10 yeah I'm okay thanks, I think I've just reached the don't care stage now where I'm expecting literally nothing so anything is a bonus!🤣 thay favebook post is beautiful!

@Minster2012 oooo yes blonde! I'm gonna go darker at my next hair appointment I think I'm ready for the wintry feels now!

@Vil10 I had zero symptoms at all last month when I got my positive (unfortunately ended in a CP), I usually have sore boobs etc on the lead up but had nothing at all that month so but maybe zero symptoms is actually a symptom in itself just to add to the ever growing confusing list 😂 Hoping your lack of symptoms is a good sign of a bfp coming your way 🤞

Cant wait to see the new do @Minster2012

@Minster2012 woop woop! Haha good point, does that mean that if we kiss after he goes down on me that I've effectively given myself oral?
I'm just lowering the tone... I feel like our chat hasn't been in the gutter for a while 🤣
@lucyrp yesss to sausage!!

@minster2012 also can't wait to see hair update

@Katao it made me quite emotional too😂 I always do it, we literally have no idea what other women are going through!!

@Minster2012 it really has!! You'll have to send us a picture of your hair transformation after!!

@lucyrp sometimes that's the best way isn't it!! Expecting nothing so you have no expectations and nothing can upset you, I'm kinda just trying not to get my hopes up now!

@DKDK123 that's the same with me!! I have sore boobs and a bit of bloating from as early as 3/4 dpo then it eases off then get them again the day before af, hoping that's the case for me this time but trying not to over think it!! Being so busy with work this last week has been a blessing I can't believe I'm 5dpo already!

@SarahTTC2020 I must have some later! It's on my to do list for tonight 😂

@Vil10 I think after the CP and my long cycles I'm just like ready for anything 😂 I hope I get a normal cycle or a BFP this time ! But hey ho !

Omg girls look at my new nails!

@lucyrp I hope you do too!! Also, your nails!!! I love them!!!

@Vil10 thanks! I'm obsessed !😍

Oh my god @SarahTTC2020 ive says that the DH before I think that's why he's now like "don't go near me once I've come" and I'm all "that's double standards you've just put your load IN MY MOUTH BUT YOU WON'T EVEN KISS ME AFTER??" How fecking rude?? & you didn't even eat 🍍or drink assiduously juice to make it taste nice!"
One of these days I'm gonna get a bit too tipsy, take his jizz in my mouth then spit it back back at him, see how he likes it 😂💦🤣 (what's that you said about gutter talk? It's Friday right? It's tea time, god I hope someone spat their tea out at that!)

@lucyrp thems nails are divine!
I see your nails & raise you my nice blonde hair!

The before & after are pretty shocking. (Ps I'm a "go to my hairdresser with my hair in the worst state possible kind of a gal!")

@Minster2012 gorge hair honey, what a transformation eh!
@lucyrp loving the nails girl, they're fab!!

So some shit news for me! Dh SA result in and not good at all! Low count, motility and morphology and he already takes wellman conception tabs 😬 he needs to take them more regularly now as he is a bit shit at doing it daily. We can get a referral to the fertility clinic regardless of my bloods, seeing as his sperm is so bad! My day 3's are booked for next week so hopefully we'll be referred the week after as think they're booked for Thurs. he knows he needs to quit smoking altogether now, rather than thinking the 4 a day won't hurt!! Plus he needs to move more, since wfh both of us have been terrible with exercising! I feel much better than I did yesterday when we first got the news, at least we finally have an answer to our year long campaign and a way forward 🙌🏾
Hope everyone's well this sunny Friday x