Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@jessstan2 .... ehh bit rude love! Some of us are in more a rush than others i know myself after 4 losses and 6 years trying its a bit hard not to stress ! Comments like that are just not needed we support each other here thanks. 👍 maybe u should seek some manners before u comment again 🙄

Oh I get it, bum in the air! I'm very glad, I was thinking 'bum up' might mean 'up bum', not the same thing at all and don't think it would help much :-).

Yeah I'm good at stating the obvious (though I often don't see the obvious).

Well, tally ho, bums up and whatever, good luck. I won't ask what Oreos have to do with it :-).

@Minster2012 hope your DS has a lovely party anyway! i think a lot of us are like that at the moment. i honestly have got to the point now with covid where i'm fine with anyone i know from
work etc being close no masks whatever but as soon as someone in the supermarket steps close i lose my shit so i guess you could say i'm a bit of a hypocrite too 😂🙈 when did you say his party is ?

@Mococo1 oh no please don't feel sad. i did the same thing almost witj the little card i bought for OH for father's day which said "guess what..." on the front and inside it said "you're going to be a daddy" makes me cry everytime i read it😫 good luck testing lovely💕

@Catherinettc i hope things have calmed down for you during the night 💕

@mumof23188 @Stayinghopeful92x
you cracked me up with those responses, was hoping someone would say it😂

@stayinghopeful92x ow so sorry for all the mc over the years this must have been really really hard♥️♥️ just know lots of ladies have gone on to get pregnant again and have healthy babies!

@mumof23188 @smileyt @vil10 @newbie0818 thank you ladies for all your luck and kind words and advice on the vitamins

Looool apparently the box wouldn't fit through the letterbox for the FRER (someone ordered a 4pack) last night and my neighbour left the package out this morning for me. I'm really scared and will be following line progression on IC like crazy now. I don't quite believe it, have no symptoms (which with previous pregnancies I would have had a little) but the pic don't lie and really hoping this bean really really sticks! i am still going to wait a couple of days to tell DH but I have to tell u ladies as I'm unable to tell anyone else! I can confirm the following:

Oreos do indeed help
So did the sofa/pouffe sex
So did the pizza

also where previously i was dreaming of bfps and babies, i am now dreaming of coming on my period... what even 🤣🤣

@lucyrp sorry didn't see your message before I posted so didn't mean to leave you out! Thank you for the luck and it's hard isn't it! Hope you are enjoying your well deserved rest from work! X

@Mococo1 OMG CONGRATS!!😁😁😁💕🥰

@Mococo1 also that's the strongest first BFP i've seen in like forever!

@lucyrp I'm really Hoping it means it will stick🤞🏽 tbh the IC cheaper doesn't look strong at all! I'm still in shock but I'm 12DPO so I waited a while before testing!

Thankkkkkkkyouuuuuuuuuuuu @lucyrp ive decided my bfp means you'll get your period on weds now 😬

@Mococo1 i'm sure it will it's so strong!!💪🏼
hahah i'm hoping that's the case i'm on day 72 now and losing the will to live slightly 😂 il half way through my 3rd missed cycle 😂 i mean dreaming about your period defo means you're tapped right ?!

[quote mumof23188]@jessstan2 thanks for stating the obvious! Think everyone understands the ins and outs of TTC![/quote]
Brilliant @Mumof23188 🤣😁, @jessstan2 I do believe our guide is meant to be taken with tongue in cheek & a pinch of salt too.

But as @Mococo1 has just shown, clearly works. 🥰🥳🤩massive congratulations!! That's so fantastic, I hope that baby grow has DP in tears. Not a sad lady in sight

@blodyn91 DS party this coming Sunday, I now actually need to think about plans & food etc, and having hair cut on Friday 🥳. Have you heard anything about your house offer?

I need to click out of this to send other posts as I fell asleep early last night ....

@Mococo1 congrats!! Did you follow any other old wives tale??
@Minster2012 the estate agency guy is on holiday this week, but there are viewings booked in over the next two! But its a lot within an estate, so 6 lots in total, so some of the viewings are for the main house/ land/sheds/ other barns. So just 🤞🤞 nobody likes it 😩 We can go a little higher.

Yes the tips and tricks of ttc are definitely tongue in cheek 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Mococo1 congratulations my lovely really hope this is a sticky bean for you 🥳 and exciting you get to do the big reveal to DH, when will you be able to do it? Come join us on the grad thread when you are ready xx

@Bbdm1984 ahh you are so sweet, and that must be tough with the auto-immune condition, how are you feeling this morning? xx

@Catherinettc glad it's calmed down, was it okay overnight? Look after yourself xx

Right I've read the other bits, @jessstan2 let's all start again on the thread if you wanna join as we are a very supportive bunch here...TTC can be a long & annoying journey or short (great!)...so over the past few months we've made these golden rules through our chats to keep us sane...Oreos, women love snacks /chocolate & across the country where various ladies are, we've found this is a key shack of choice for both nights of seduction & for nights when AF has arrived (some's OH/DHs too lucky sods) have even gone out & scouted new & amazing flavours 🥰

It doesn't hurt to put a pillow under your bum to keep the swimmers in, and no, we don't mean like this which one of our members shared earlier on the thread 🙃
www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6095075/amp/Clueless-couple-struggled-pregnant-told-doctor-having-anal-sex.html

Like @stayinghopeful92x said, there are a number of us who have suffered losses, some multiple, so it ain't that easy, god, @lucyrp & I can't even have a f ing period when we want it 😣but in the same respect we like to chat & have fun & not all about TTC.

Let's start again eh?!
A bit about you maybe? 😊

Happy Monday ladies, @Mococo1 has started us well, @lucyrp it's now up to you and me to get our bloody bodies into gear and have a f ing period. I mean how hard can it be???
Oh and new name for a bus @smileyT 13 lucky for some? No...cos our bodies are f u c k boys 🤪

@Mococo1 holy shittttt! Congrats! They do say you're extra fertile after a loss! I agree with Lucy that this is the strongest bfp I've seen in a while - you must have an early implanter so that's good 💪. Would you being emotional last night count as a symptom maybe? 😅

@mumof23188 ha of course not! My OH is notorious for dodging BD lol. Been naked in bed all morning too trying to get him in the mood but he's just tired and achey from 27 holes of golf 😑. If he could only focus on my hole 😂.

So my chart looks like I've had quite temp drop today which worries me a bit. Took an opk with FMU (just in case!) and it was at 40% so wouldn't be surprised if I got my peak later today or tomorrow. Categorically told OH I want him to have put out by noon today as I'm worried we haven't really DTD in the fertile window yet (not since Friday).

@SmileyT how are you feeling - has nausea kicked in?

@Mococo1 Congratulations!! That is such a strong line 🥳 in terms of what to stop taking I've read that you definitely should stop COq10 when pregnant but not sure about the others!

@Juno231 'focus on my hole' 😂😂😂

Well today is either my ovulation day as predicted (unlikely) or 1/2DPO. Struggled with my temp taking this morning think I was so conscious of taking it at an appropriate time to hopefully confirm ovulation that my sleep was really disturbed! Will try again tomorrow but I think ovulation was likely Saturday or Sunday with my static smiley being Friday. Hopefully Sunday so we can count yesterday's DTD session 🤞🏼😬

Oh wow @Mococo1! That's a really sexy line!! Congratulations and I really hope this one is a sticky one for you ❤️🤞

5dpo here, so obviously nothing to report...

Yay @Mococo1 big congrats!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

@Ltay2 and @Juno231 sounds like you're both on your way to the tww!

I had a massive temp dip this morning so after the signs yesterday, I'm feeling positive that I'm ovulating today. We managed to DTD last night (secret sofa sex whilst the in laws were asleep... RAWR), and are heading home today so will do it for a few more days. Hoping I see a rise in temps 🤞🏼

@juno321 thank you! 😘I wouldn't count it as a symptom as since the losses I have the odd feeling sorry for myself days so thought I was up to my usual antics🤣

@minster2012 @smileyt @ltay2 @newbie0818 @juno321 thank you very much😘 I'm off the COQ10 defo now lol

@blodyn91 Nothing special which is incredibly annoying to say 🙄

I had raspberry leaf tea up until FW as was told by the MW that would help with the CP blood loss and it helps prepare wombs for implantation (also a prog increase) & I bought prog cream In hopes of preventing another mc! (Managed to self diagnose myself here tho lol)

Also I always vouch by sofa sex!! works every time and Oreos😬👍🏽 they seem to be doing the trick so if @newbie0818 you could grab a bar ASAP as you've just had the sofa sex 😈

I've been quite relaxed which is the worst thing to say, I know and I'm sorry 😔 as Ive gotten preg before the reassurance really helped me otherwise I would be really anxious. I think as this cycle was post MC I wasn't really counting on getting pregnant? I'm just hoping it hangs in there for dear life

I'm too scared to have sex now any excuses will help! X

@juno231 OH def needs to focus on your hole, how rude of him not to put out! Surely the one hole in one he can get?? ⛳️

@Ltay2 and into the TWW fir you then 🤛🏻🤛🏻 with @newbie0818 loving the sound of your cheeky sofa sex

@Blodyn91 everything crossed for you then on your barn (I'll be calling it that until we know otherwise) and I hope everyone else is looking at the other bits 🤞🏻

It's a lovely 🌞day here which makes all feel better too

I'm trying to decide what to do with my hair this week too, loving the idea of a balayage inspired by some of yours. Maybe still some colours innit too as it's still a bit pink 🤔

Congratulations @Mococo1 what lovely strong bfp tests! 🥳

@mumof23188 @Stayinghopeful92x 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Wowww look at that line!! Amazing news to wake up to! Congratulations lovely ❤️*@Mococo1*

@Mococo1 ah congratulations!! That's an amazing line! -Sorry that I keep lurking in the background- I struggle to keep up with the thread. Just tryna catch up after 3 13 hour shifts 😴 Thanks to those who gave me advice the other day- sorry for not tagging x