Sex Toy or a dog toy!? JBB #bus11

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Here we go again... 2 BFPs how many more can we get in July x

@katao - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@vil10 - July 7th
@balajake - July 7th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 7th
@KateColx - July 7th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@purplefairy25 - July 9th
@butterbean11 - July 9th
@littleRa - July 10th
@hopeful110 - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@2020mission - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@ltay2 - August 4th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for but I’ve not forgotten you just let me know when you ovulate/ know your test dates ☺️

@LV1987 no it’s strange isn’t it. I checked again and it’s been 5 days of flatline for me. It did it to me last cycle but in the days leading to AF not this far away from it. Haha yes it’s so hard isn’t it not to go. I will try that, put it all out of reach. I’ve only had a tea so far this morning and I’m desperate already!

@Mococo1 hard to say 🙊 carry on DTD and you'll be covered regardless I guess!

@Newbie0818 I was thinking same as mococo - maybe it's a sign of you having had a CP? I guess that would be one of the benefits of testing sooner, if you needed to collate info for future gp investigations?

Ooh a new thread
. Same test 9dpo. It wasn’t a strong sample of pee as I got up in the night. Stark negative on cheapies but it came up straight away. Kind of don’t trust frers so need one on my cheapies go show something before I do.
Super nauseous today and nearly threw up about 20 mins ago

Anyway let’s hope it’s not giving me false hope. Will test tomorrow with another frer. Bought 2 packs so hopefully will not be a duff

@Newbie0818 it happened to me last cycle. Big huge lumps of lining. My AF came 3 days early aswell!

Thanks for the new thread @smileyt I'm going to stick around I'm not ready for pregnancy threads yet xx

@balajake congratulations ♥️ nausea is a good sign hoping u get a darker line tomorrow

@juno321 I know right it's all over the place!!! DTD on the following days so I should be covered:1st 3rd (sofa sex obv) 4th was going to last night but I really cba as right now I'm doing most of the work due to DH knee 😂 DH insisted we should yday but I told him no way our baby will be made from obligatory sex- I will never force myself if I'm not the mood enough! Will maybe get some sofa action in tonight and then give up all together in the TWW lol x

@katao yes me over here where you'll read headlines of "husband found banged to dead after wife got embroiled in weird Mumsnet TTC sex cult"

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@minister2012 @katao loooool

'Mumsnet ttc sex sent me to the ER' 🤣

@2alreadywantanother arwnt our bodies strange things!! I swear they trick us into thinking we're pregnant with new symptoms every cycle but then it always ends up being bfn!!X

@cocoblue22 eek congratulations! Love seeing a bfp in the morning!

@newbie0818 it's pretty normal for me to have big clots, 5p sounds small! I'll have ones more like 10p/50p or long and stringy (sorry I know that's gross)

@SmileyT you are the best bus driver!

Congrats you lovely bfp'ers!! Commiserations to the bfn and AF's!
29th July testing date for me @SmileyT creeping in at the end of the month with my pesky short cycles. They're good for ttc as more chances but the constant cycle of af, fw and tww in quick succession is draining!

So i was just sick at work.... after I've given up all hope for this month, my body decided to throw a curve ball in I'm pretty sure it's just to toy with me 🤢

@LV1987 what day was ovulation last month?keep testing and I'll bet it'll come from nowhere and go to peak 👌🏾

@Sydgal22 good to hear from you and so glad you are doing well xx

@Mococo1 if I had to pick a date that has passed I'd have said ovulated CD14 but also could still be yet to happen, how long are your cycles normally? xx

@SmileyT that’s just typical isn’t it 😩 have you been feeling nauseous?

My OPK confusion continues! Planning on testing again around 2pm. No other symptoms of ov tho. Had a blob of creamy CM and feeling nauseous.

@cocoblue22 did you get a BFP ? I think I missed it 🥳

Oooo @smileyT I'm hoping you are a classic symptom rather than joining us in the naughty crew 🤔

Oh @SmileyT hopefully a symptom!!

Thanks for the new thread, two pages already, I am going to wait until the weekend and then one thing or the other will have have to happen, right?

I think@Minster2022 got the next tittle there with the cult
Congrats to the new bfp
I'll sit here for a while with @minter and @lucyrp, breakfast club!

@mumof23188 I wasn't feeling nauseous but I am now being in the office not being able to brush my teeth 😩 I have no idea why premom has registered the last one as high, I though over 1 was when the test line was as dark as the control line 🤔 I've attached what mine look like after ovulation and think they don't look too dissimilar to yours

@SarahTTC2020 @Minster2012 I'm pretty sure my body is just fucking with me/ it's allergic to being in the office on a Monday morning 😂 but now OH wants me to do a test and I'm tempted x

That's kinda my plan too @Franklydear. I'm late, bfn, did an opk just for the heck of it and thats low so think just have to leave it and see. A few days anyway.

@SmileyT as you always say yourself, if it's unusual for you then its a good sign!

I had all my pms symptoms last week at 8/9 dpo for 2 days, and then gone, the boobs slowly but a heavy stomach, now nothing at all, afraid I am microanalysing... Did I mention I am very impatient? I might need a handhold while you roll your eyes in the next few days, I thought coming offline for a few days, but no, sod it, I have some good support

@SmileyT oh god hadn’t even thought of not being able to brush your teeth. That’s awful! Thanks for the picture, yes they’re not looking much different at all. Will continue testing today but then I will stop. Are you going to test?

Thanks for replies re clots and lining. I'm going to be a bit awol on here as unfortunately my grandmother passed away this morning quite suddenly.
Speak soon ❤️

@SmileyT you've thrown up?! Definitely nearing test time if that's not normal for you! Last month, I got my peak at day 21, but I had though with the 2 highs over the weekend, it was going to come forward a bit and set me up for a nice 32 day cycle. Wishful thinking perhaps!

@Newbie0818 I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother - send lots of hugs your way.

@SmileyT you were sick?! What CD are you now? Think you'll test to check?