July Bus Bitches talking dogging and pigeon shit (Bus 10)

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Lovely ladies it is officially July and we need to see some double pink lines on the thread 🙏

Testing dates ❤️

@lucie91 - July 2nd
@katao - July 2nd
@Amy00 - July 3rd
@minster2012 - July 3rd
@dipsy77 -July 3rd
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 3rd
@sausage1990 - July 4th
@vil10 - July 4th
@newbie0818 - July 4th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@lucyrp - July 5th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@cocoblue22 - July 6th
@franklydear - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 8th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@sarahttc2020 - July 21st
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th

I've tried to keep up with changes in testing dates but feel free to shout at me if they are wrong 🙈 July we will hit 25% so who will be the lucky 10 ☺️

@smileyt I'd say it like spermatozoa but with an m stuck in - intrigued to see what the answer is though @spermatozooma

@minster2012 dm me your email and I'll send it to you!

@Clairey844 & @vil10 yeah if you are pulling at your left penis then either you are doing it wrong OR you've got 2 dicks to ride & TTC should be over pretty quickly?? (Left & right?!) 😂🤣🤦🏼‍♀️love it

I'm just like the very hungry 🐛when at home anyway munching away

I wish my DH would just head off into the bedroom @Notyetamumbuttrying instead he worries me he's off dogging, but when I just said that he went "what with our dogs, the nutter would jump all over anyone & lick anything in sight as if it wouldn't be awkward enough". I guess that means it wasn't that 🐕

@smileyT 10 pull ups?! The pants right?! oh wait...no

How do I keep missing the newbie posts?! I'm sorry @spermatozooma 👋🏻as your can see, welcome to the mad house 🤡 sperm on a zoom call I reckon, our kind of person! I'm sure there was some of that on the sex in lockdown programme I was watching yesterday 🤔🤗

Just seen your post @Franklydear 🤪your boobs need socially distancing, brilliant! Mine need scaffolding for that 😳

@Juno231 I can't seem to find how to dm you on the app but I can otherwise so will do it in the morning

Good luck for tomorrow's testers, @Katao & was someone else testing tomorrow 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤗💕

Yay I'm glad he's not off dogging without you @Minster2012 he should at least do it with you right 😂 we don't have a car anymore living in London. I'd love to go and be a voyeur and have a watch 👀 😝 I'd be too chicken shit to participate, plus don't think hubs would approve either 😂 I'm defo the adventurous one out of the two! Loving the pronunciation of @spermatozooma btw 🤣 welcome sperm on a zoom call, you're in good company here 👍🏾

I found you all again!! These bloody buses move so damn quick that I work through the week, have lost you all and are like 2/3 buses on 🤣

We are now in our TWW and testing on 11th July - can I be added @SmileyT ?

What happened with you @lucyrp?

I lost track of the Mexico thing @Vil10?

@DAC21 - how's everything with wifey?

Did everything settle for you @Minster2012?

Hi to newbies and wtf is left penis?????? 🤣🤷‍♀️

@TTCmummy2021 CD53 as we speak!

@lucyrp omg! Still??? How much longer until bloods??

@TTCmummy2021 yep still! I have to wait until I get to my next cycle and then CD21 of thag cycle I have my bloods taken !

@Minster2012 Hahahaha TTC would definitely be over quick if I had a left and right penis to have a do on, dick on tap💦🍆

@TTCmummy2021 omggg where've you been!! Been wondering where you are! So we booked Mexico, it's not until next June and we have up until end of next March to cancel and we'll get everything back apart from the deposit! But if I get pregnant this cycle or next then I guess we'll have a baby in Mexico😂 if I'm pregnant then we aren't going! And I'd like to think by next March we will be!! How's everything with you??

@SmileyT @Katao @2alreadywantanother @notyetamumbuttrying thank you all for your kind words and moral support. This ttc business really is quite the journey. I'm glad we have each other because my DH clearly thinks I've lost the plot hahaha

It's bed time for me and hopefully I'll wake up in a slight less on edge mood tomorrow (but still af free 🤞🏻) xx

@SmileyT hi, yes have two DC and trying for our third 🤞I’ve just ordered some OPKs to use for the next cycle. Currently on CD 11.

Haha hi @Juno231 it’s my birthday too 🙈 where are you at in your cycle?

@Vil10 - I know! I’m a teacher and we are on the final days before the end of term next Friday and it’s completely crazy so I lost track a bit! Can’t baby come to Mexico if you are preggo??

@lucyrp I can’t believe that! I’m so sorry you still don’t have answers 🥺

We are doing ok - as it’s full on teaching until next Friday, it’s a really helpful distraction as we aren’t testing until at least Friday! A few symptoms but as last cycle was a chemical, we don’t want to get too excited. Wifey is taking aspirin as the midwife said it would help this time! X

@Minster2012 thanks hun! @lucie91 is on the list to test but I think she got her bfp towards the end of june it i remember rightly?

Here's hoping @Sausage1990 I'm hoping the same for me too lol!
@TTCmummy2021 nice to have you bk! Hope your wife's all good.
Night those in those in the uk! Morning to the Aussies ladies for when they wake @Skip86 and @Sydgal22 I always read the msgs but don't always get to reply all. Hope you're both well!

Just managed to catch up after a long long day at work yesterday. Thanks for all the advice yesterday (sorry for not tagging individually but the thread has just moved so fast!) Sorry for the other BFNs yesterday 😕 and good luck to anyone testing soon 😊 really want to see some BFPs (no pressure aha). Now time to start the next 13 hour shift so probs will have to spend all tomorrow morning catching up with MN again! 😂

@mumof23188 haha twinsies! I'm 7DPO today :) My last 3 cycles have had a 12 day luteal phase so AF isn't far away!

By way of general update - I had another high temp today and am moister than an oyster 🤷‍♀️.

Good luck to everyone testing today!!

Morning ladies! Good luck to everyone resting this morning 🥰

CD54 here and I'm still here 😂

@TTCmummy2021 its okay I actually feel so far away from actually TTC myself now I'm just here to watch all of you lovely ladies!

Morning squad...

@notyetamumbuttrying I feel like we are destined to meet up in a pub beer garden at some point ❤️

@Katao good luck this morning 🤞

@TTCmummy2021 you are already on the list ☺️ glad everything is going well and TWW will fly by with the last slog of work to do x

And for any Fitbit enthusiasts I had my best sleep score ever with a score of 91 last night and got nearly 7hrs asleep (I've averaged less than 6.5hrs for the last 4years) last nights concoction definitely did the trick 😋

Morning all, cd23 and getting impatient, getting scaffolding for the boobs, dh is annoyed about being kicked away, the weirdest cramps ever, feels like I have a belly full of stones, ala redhood style...
Doesn't help that I am in total limbo at work, I have this week off, and then will talk, but it's not feasible to be back before August...I am getting ready for it to be unpaid, make sure we'll be okish, and then if they pay me, bonus....I am logged out of my system, so I will know when I checked the bank... Communication is not their forte

8dpo, abs killing me after Kayla yesterday so no symptom spotting for me 😆
@SmileyT machine! I am so weak upper body, 1 pull up is all I can manage. My little legs are my power house.
Crap sleep again, blaming OH thrashing about all night, considered sneaking to the spare room, will do tonight if he has strange dreams again. Took bbt at 7 so its up from average 36.5s to 36.7, but not reading into it

@vil10 I agree with @TTCmummy2021 baby could come with you to Mexico if pregnant but depends on timing I guess

@TTCmummy2021 HELLO!! So pleased to see you back! TWW again! It's around your birthday right? I'm here, didn't ovulate told from bloods (though they were taken on day 19 not 21) so I'm on CD29, AF CD30 last time & phoning IVF clinic on CD1 to see if we can get in for frozen transfer - these bitches won't let me leave & I don't wanna leave 🤪

@Mumof23188 happy birthday (for yesterday?!) 🤗🥳🎂

@Lucie91 got a BFP earlier, on her should have been wedding day, hoping it sticks 💕🥰

@Franklydear ive got high hopes for you this month, what are red hood style? Like the tv programme I can't think of but what it rains I have no idea 🤪🙄

@SmileyT yay for good sleep I did too! Though Kate night MN doesn't help I blame you guys 🤣

Pubs are nearly open 🤞🏻

@Minster2012. Like the fairy tale, really heavy feeling like someone was sitting on me, I've been having hopes every month since December, I am running out of wind...
Mexico, maybe not the best country to visit pregnant, because of zica

Hi ladies, and thanks for the new thread agaaain @SmileyT aka bus driver qween.
I'm here for the lols and to supply the pigeon shit.

Oh god, mums... mine is a shocker. She lives in the same suburb as us and although she's an amazing help with the kids etc, she has a tendency to just 'pop' around. Like, ALL the time. No matter how many sit down stern conversations we have about it nothing changes. She's also a certifiably nuts.

@SmileyT I've just seen your Milka Oreo say whaaa?! No such thing in this backwards place but I love Milka! Send me some?? 🙏🏼 (just the choc, I will supply my own couch, pizza and dick)

@Juno231 baha you sound like me, holding onto an exercise plan with zero actual movement 😂

@Minster2012 you really are my spirit sister - Bake Off and Masterchef? What a viewing combo. Which Masterchef are you watching? And omg bus wanker pic brought back memories 😂😂😂 hilaaaare

All this talk of holidays to Mongolia, Barbados, Mexico... 😍 Supposedly our national borders will be closed for a whole year yet, booo 👎🏼

Good luck @Katao and anyone else testing today 🤞 x