July Bus Bitches talking dogging and pigeon shit (Bus 10)

[SmileyT]

Lovely ladies it is officially July and we need to see some double pink lines on the thread 🙏

Testing dates ❤️

@lucie91 - July 2nd
@katao - July 2nd
@Amy00 - July 3rd
@minster2012 - July 3rd
@dipsy77 -July 3rd
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 3rd
@sausage1990 - July 4th
@vil10 - July 4th
@newbie0818 - July 4th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@lucyrp - July 5th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@cocoblue22 - July 6th
@franklydear - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 8th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@sarahttc2020 - July 21st
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th

I've tried to keep up with changes in testing dates but feel free to shout at me if they are wrong 🙈 July we will hit 25% so who will be the lucky 10 ☺️

@Wellisawthatcoming so sorry for your losses, we are def the right bunch for a crowd of weirdo fun TTC bitches & many of us have had losses too, I'm only here for the shagging, shit & provide these ladies with porn distraction it seems seeing as I'm basically infertile but they won't let me leave 🤭@Lucyrp's longest cycle oh history wont let her leave 😂 oh and my best friend was a surrogate for us, we have a nearly 2 year DS who was carried by her so I'm here for surrogacy matters lovely xxx

@Dipsy77 I'm usually on wine Wednesday but feel horrendous tonight (sorry, my friend feels horrendous) prior to AF it seems

@Katao sounds about right

@SmileyT "bit of doggy on the sofa now homemade pizza" F ING high five that lady 🤚🏻🤚🏽, I hope you were careful though, else turns cleaning freaks @Braxos & @ltay2 will get all Mrs Hinch on your sexy booty in case you made a stain 👀

@Catherinettc welcome back to the best bus in your FW! So did you try the corkscrew, or the wheelbarrow yet? No? Well don't worry...Cos I've got you covered. Taking inspiration from our lovely driver here you go...

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/a12826407/couch-sex-positions/

Oh & @SmileyT, you look hot in this article too 

Ps to us all see image 👋🏻

Welcome @mumof23188 🙏 does the name mean mum of 2? x

@Katao yeah that's what I was thinking 🤔 weird because I've had some high temps I'm so confused. I've never used a FRER feel like I won't order them until I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant at the moment I'm sticking to the cheapies 😂

@Cocoblue22 I had the milka one and the dairy milk one and I think the milka Oreo choc is the winner 👌🏾

@Vil10 you know... dick, pizza and wine without having to get off the sofa no better Wednesday night x

@2020mission I'm CD19 had my peak CD13, CD14 and was low after that until this random one 🤷🏾‍♀️

@wellIsawthatcoming I'm dead at your mum offering to carry 😂😂😂😂 so kind but nah x

@Minster2012 @wellIsawthatcoming yeah I'm on CD53 here now and not going anywhere anytime soon 😭😂

@SmileyT I feel so bad we had a takeaway tonight and after my day of shit food yesterday il defo going on a diet next week. Might even start it before the weekend I feel thag bad. Also going to try and challenge my best friend to 10k steps a day 🙈

@Hopeful110 @LV1987 @Minster2012 I'm 4days past nothing so enjoying myself 😜 and that Cosmo article actually kinda turned me on so maybe I'm still in fertile period ✌🏾 x

@lucyrp yeah I'm going to try and start a diet on Sunday it's the best day to start for me, gets me kicked off before Monday x

@SmileyT you're having the best Wednesday night!! I thought I'd won with a McFlurry 😅😂

Dick, pizza & wine @SmileyT I'm now just officially jealous, you are just showing off. Plus I 🥰milka. You don't know you are days past nothing so you are still in this month.

@2alreadywantanother I do that a lot.....ask my husband 🤣 x

@Balajake I'm sure you will have a happy healthy baby. You sound like a very strong lady x

@Minster2012 that's puffy (pouffe) style she is clearly leaning over the pouffe! X

@SmilyT I hav

Running off to get chocolate bitches

I didn't mean to send then.....

@SmileyT oooh I haven't had the milka one adding that to the list to try!! The cadburys white choc Oreo ones is amazing too and the little Oreo Cadbury bites....the irony is I'm not overly keen on Oreos on their own but crush them up and coat them in chocolate 🤤 also hotel chocolate do these little bags of salted caramel chocolate puddles they are amazing....expensive so a rare treat but amazing x

@SmileyT awww dont say that 🙁 your still in with a chance 🤞 stay positive! Until the ol girl sings we are in with a shot 😉 as the old saying goes x

Checking in. Thanks @SmileyT for the thread and list. Bring on some July BFPs!

@lucyrp makes me sad that you are still in limbo because we tested the same time last month 😩

@SmileyT OH won't do sofa sex anymore because he doesn't like our dog looking 😂😂

Well I had classic emergency dinner tonight, waffles, beans, sausages, egg and grated cheese for luck, followed by honeycome ice cream, strawberries, blueberries and choc sauce 🤗 it was bloody delicious!
Did do a 40mins abs and arms workout earlier- not sure if anybody follows Kayla Itnies? But managed to get my hands on her plan for free 🤫

@blodyn91 I know I'm seeing you and @KateColx at whatever dpo and I'd be around 7dpo ish now 😫😫😫

Can I join? Testing July 16th TTC#3

@Cocoblue22 the salted caramel puddles are the best!!! I always treat myself to then when I go traff centre ☺️😋

@lucyrp ohhhh 😔😫 we need you back in our cycle team! X

Hi everyone I've been keeping up just quiet today. Trying to ride out the TWW as low stress as possible.

Currently 10dpo and actually feeling pretty shit. I've felt hung over for days, not feeling such as such just really crappy. Also very fatigued - which I do get some months anyway after ovulation (thank you progesterone) so I'm not putting too much thought into it but it's still hard work either way.

Ive had all the symptoms on an off over the last 7 months/5 cycles so I'm not reading too much into anything but either way it's all progesterones fault. It will be worth it if I get a positive on the weekend but if this cycle is like the others, it's a cruel trick by mother nature 😒

Sorry for the moan and to put a downer on everyone's good spirits this evening, I'm just having a rough evening and needed to have a little winge.

Keeping everything crossed for tomorrow's testers 🤞🏻💕

@blodyn91 I know Kayla! Got her plan for free too if anyone wants it in pdf format? I've had it for 6 years now and never done it 😂

@mumof23188 I always remember your MN username as it's my birthday 🙊

Not feeling sick* as such (sorry autocorrect) xx

Loving all the sweets pics! Yum! I had a boring bit of pineapple for pudding 🤨

Dick and pizza- sounds lush 🤣

@KateColx @blodyn91 and I'm pretty sure @Vil10 was testing around the same time as me last time too 😫 I'm going to be all out of sync with you all 😭

@SmileyT oh wow I'm jealous!!

@lucyrp aww don't!! I wish you were still testing with us!!

Got like a mild pulling sensation in my left pelvis/ovary, and mild stomach ache kinda like I'm hungry but I've just had tea?? 9dpo so trying not to get my hopes up that it could be implantation but then again knowing full well af is going to show around Monday😩 TTC is such a wank stain of added stress!

@juno231 I def would please like the plan yes amazing please 🤞🏻I'm doing pilates but would like something a bit harder I can do at home that would be amazing

@Sausage1990 don't feel bad at all lovely, I feel totally sick & poo today

@Sausage1990 I can empathise! I'm also 10dpo and had my peak progesterone yesterday and was feeling nuts and ranting on here lol! I'll come on on Friday at 12dpo because I took stupid agnus castus which shortened my LP last cycle, no idea why I took it again?! It's only good for irregular cycles and mine is like clockwork so I'm ditching it now. I wanted to ov later as I'm usually cd10, which it did delay by two days but then it just shortened LP so kinda pointless! I was so worried about ov'ing early as dr google said I'd never get pregnant but so many women on here said they conceived with early ov's so I'm not gonna mess with my cycle again. I should be thankful it's regular and just hope and pray that I can bloody conceive one day! 🤞🏾best of luck to you too! I ignore my "symptoms" now as it's just always AF lol!

@lucyrp we'll be right here waiting for you when you get back into it 🥰🙋🏼‍♀️

@Vil10 wank stain 😂 this has been me allllll day! I thought my crampy feelings etc would go but they definitely haven't, tonight it feels like how I do the day before AF so really hoping it isn't just making an early appearance 😩🙄 anything you're not used to is definitely a good sign! X

@Juno231 @Minster2012 I started it about 4 years ago, managed up to week 10, so re started on Monday. Its really good, 4x7min rounds, so with warm up its like 40mins x3 a week which is ideal.

Well I've just been looking up trips to Mongolia and how I can self plan a trip there over the ice featival- so if I get a BFN next week, we are going to do something epic like that as a pre wedding honey moon, so we can start TTC pre wedding with no post wedding plans 😅