July Bus Bitches talking dogging and pigeon shit (Bus 10)

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Lovely ladies it is officially July and we need to see some double pink lines on the thread 🙏

Testing dates ❤️

@lucie91 - July 2nd
@katao - July 2nd
@Amy00 - July 3rd
@minster2012 - July 3rd
@dipsy77 -July 3rd
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 3rd
@sausage1990 - July 4th
@vil10 - July 4th
@newbie0818 - July 4th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@lucyrp - July 5th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@cocoblue22 - July 6th
@franklydear - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 8th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@sarahttc2020 - July 21st
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th

I've tried to keep up with changes in testing dates but feel free to shout at me if they are wrong 🙈 July we will hit 25% so who will be the lucky 10 ☺️

@Skip86 Thanks lovely. I keep trying the "everything happens (or doesnt happen!) for a reason" mantra today...

Sorry to those who’ve had BFNs and AF arrive

I picked these up randomly in M&S earlier and they are so nice!

@Skip86 omg I am actually dying reading your pigeon stories please keep them coming 😂😂

@Newbie0818 i was thinking the same thing! If that was correct I would be due on in approx 5 days! My cycles are normally 28-30 days and I'm hoping when I finally bleed it's not just for a day and then disappears again because o know a few ladies have waited for AF got excited its came and then its gone again 🤣😫

@DKDK123 happy birthday ! Eat all of the cake!

Sorry if I've missed anyone just reading on a catch up in between work!

@LittleRa omg if you like M&S you need to try the giant chocolate buttons and the mint ones !

@lucyrp god I really hope af comes for you then! And hopefully you can move on soon!

@Newbie0818 but you're 17DPO no? Also don't forget the 11/12 DPO implantations are crap so no point waiting for those!

@SmileyT eurgh to homophobia too... I was on a video conference recently, and was asked about holiday plans. My holiday plans this year involve my brother in law and his boyfriend. Someone dared to ask whether my partner was comfortable with that. I very smoothly replied, "Of course, why wouldn't he be comfortable holidaying with his brother, they are very close," with a stern look, and the conversation changed direction. But, it shouldn't have to - if my brother in law wants to be gay, wtaf does it have to do with anybody else, besides his boyfriend?!

I'm feeling feisty today, I must be nearing ovulation 😂😂

@Vil10 aw I went to Marbella last year for my hen do and it was amazing!! You'll love it x

@LittleRa aw I know what you mean, as soon as you start tracking it's an obsession 😂 tbf it sounds like you've got it all covered anyway so don't stress if you don't want to track. I just knew we wouldn't keep to every other day so wanted to make sure we were covering the best days 🥰🥰

@Skip86 is it weird that I really like pigeons?! 😂 it is isn't it. I think they're funny to watch and get a bad rep 😂 I am an absolute animal weirdo though, I also move snails out of the road / path so they don't get trodden on or run over 🐌 🤣

@Newbie0818 ahh that’s interesting, thank you ☺️. Looks like we will be DTD again tonight 😂. I’m just waiting on the postman hoping he’s got my OPK’s 🤞. When are you going to test?

Happy birthday @DKDK123 🥳🥳

@SmileyT what an absolute knob your manager is!!

@Braxos I'd be joining you on that thread TTC May 2021 if I get a BFN next week. Also Im not going to go back on the pill, going to just use natural contraception and still do my bbt to make sure im ovulating and baking some good future eggs 😆

420kms away from OH for third weekend running, and he's just texted me to say he's lonely, so I sent him a whole reel of photos, me in my work boots and nothing else 😆💋

Ooh and Happy Birthday @DKDK123 !!! 🥳 you deserve allll the cake 😘🍰

@blodyn91 ah lush :) honestly me and OH have zero willpower especially around ov week, can not be trusted 😂😂🙏

@KateColx yes, yes it is weird that you like pigeons. There's no getting around it. Sorry, weird 120% 😂

@Juno231 my theory is the longer I leave it, the stronger the line, but the reality is I get really anxious to test as whatever dpo I am my cycles are naturally whacky so the rules don't apply anyhow haha.

@mumof23188 yes get on it! testing tomorrow assuming still no af :)

must stop imagining @Skip86 holed up in a house being attacked by killer pigeons whilst eating chocolate in THE WEIRDEST WAY POSSIBLE and wishing she had attached a video love what you did for your DH though, seeeeee you ARE a porn 🌟

@Braxos sorry AF has arrived and you have to stop now, but I've missed why though?

@SmileyT you could order the chocolate on the link and it would just appear after 22nd July 🤪you don't have to wait til then! But they have realised now & refunded my friend who ordered after I did so it's just one bar now 🤨😟

@juno231 why are 11/12dpo day in plantations crap?! I'd take any implantation tbh 😋

@LV1987 do ppl still really say things like that??!!! 🤬😳

@Katecolx WEIRDO

@Mumof23188 I totally read that as you were waiting for the postman to join in with you like a kinky porno 😂ooppppss

@Skip86 😂😂 that's something I'd do. Send pictures of me in the boots only pmsl

@KateColx I love pigeons too! Love all animals apart from wasps!!

Hahaha @Minster2012 he’s let me down and has been a no show today 😩

@Minster2012 My youngest boy has complex needs and he is starting a treatment at the end of March 2021 that I wont be able to attend/support if im pregnant. End date is 21st May, so will be TTCing as soon as its up!

Ahhhhh I see @Braxos that sucks then for AF I'm so sorry

@mumof23188 when the postman doesn't answer your booty call 😂

@Juno231 ohhh sorry I thought you meant you had had to change your wedding destination 3 times!!

@SmileyT cute and funny worked😂 walked in and pretended like I hadn't done anything, asked if he wanted a brew, then blamed af for that bitch that shouted at him earlier😂p.s your managers a wank stain!!

@KateColx aww really?? Where's best to go??x

@Braxos sorry for at showing up!! But I bet these next few months will go so quick until you can be back on your TTC journey again!

Thank you ladies totaly feeling the love with the birthday wishes. I am indeed going to have cake for breakfast lunch & dinner 🐷 However have also done a teaco order for lots of healthy foods. Not going on a diet, I'll still have choc when I want it just going to eat extra healthy foods on top of that to help 'build my nest'.
I was listening to a fertility meditation on YouTube and they described your womb like a bird building a nest for its eggs. The bird takes time to carefully select each twig it wants to build the best nest and makes sure its all strong and cosy before it even thinks about putting its eggs inside. I dont know why but that analogy just totally clicked with me. I can never stick to diets for weight loss but the idea of choosing things to eat for what they're going to bring to help build my wee nest all of a sudden actually seems really easy to do.......and I can still have the birthday cake 😂

I feel like I've had so much going on these last few days and I've not even told you all because I forgot, but...we got a new dog!! He's called Cass, (after Cassius clay) 😂 he's 4 years old, the gamekeeper had him at my OH's work and they were getting rid of them because the guy was ill, he's a working dog springer spaniel so the guys over there don't see them as pets only tools, so he said to my OH if we didn't take him he'd be facing the barrel tomorrow and get shot😱 this was last week, so obviously OH brought him home as a nice surprise! But he's always slept outside in kennels and never had a bed, or love or attention so we're giving him plenty of cuddles and lots of toys and beds and blankets, he actually slept on his bed for the first time last night in week!!

Awww thanks @SmileyT ! She's cramping a bit still so I'm taking that as a good sign 😄

Thanks @Vil10 - we are really trying but have the same manic expression as a lot of teachers just pushing on through to get to the end of term so we can collapse over the summer! Already got parents asking if we are doing summer lessons.....!!!!!! Glad it's not 2yrs for Mexico. Fingers crossed you will be pregnant or have a baby and need to cancel 😄 what a reason to cancel huh?!

@DAC21 - I must admit that we definitely had it easy in the TTC department. It does hurt, I'm not guna lie. I'd love to chat more as we have no other same-sex couples as friends!

Sorry it's still a negative @Katao :(

Happy birthday @DKDK123!!!

Oh and guess what..... IT'S FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!!! :D

@Minster2012 haha your summary of my night is on point 👌🏼😂

@DKDK123 love the womb nest concept! 💗

@Vil10 shut the front door. He is heaven. Lucky pup to be saved by you guys!! 😍😍

I'm off to bed but excited for those testing over the weekend 🤞🏼

@Minster2012 haha 🤣 if only he knew how much I wanted him here today.

Oh my @Vil10 he is beautiful. I’m so glad he has found a lovely home with you. Bless him.