June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)

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@Runnergirl1
@slimshadycousin
@RiverRoo
@onnaturescourse
@picallilly19
5 BFPs ❤️

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 4th (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@sjones2588 - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa ?? (Tested 3rd June)
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

So I just looked back to my calendar from 2017 and I had my peak on 15th 16th of month and got my BFP on 26th so was 10 days PO so my HCG must of gone up quickly last time. My line looked like @KRK05s on the FR at 10 days and it got picked up by my CB at 11days. To be fair I didn’t try the CB at ten days as I was waiting for it to tell me when and also on my way out out when I did the FR and found out so didn’t have time to re pee! I did another FR the day after too I like quadruple checked haha x

@SarahTTC2020 don't worry Sarah, lots of people don't have symptoms!

@lucyrp nothing happened I just came straight off pill but haven’t waited a month. Had the withdrawal bleed but that fermometer says I should wait until I’ve had a proper AF but too late now! X

@KRK05 OHMYGOD!! Yeesssss! I am SO happy for you ❤️ and you thought you were out this month 😅 Aw that's proper made my day! X

@Cocoblue22 you know what I think ... fuck the fermometer!😂😂x

@SarahTTC2020i just read that 2/3 of women have no symptoms at all I suppose if you weren’t TTC you’d just think they were AF symptoms or under the weather. X

@lucyrp yes fuck it indeed maybe that’s the name for the next bus @SmileyT ‘June bus bitches rebel fuck the fermometer!’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 x

Half an hour ago DH propositioned me to some ‘puffy sex’ while DS was napping but I was like meh not right now I feel a bit queasy! Didn’t want to encounter any dick vomit like some of the earlier stories! X

@KRK05 Congratulations!! 🎉 what amazing news 😁

@Cocoblue22 what makes it puffy??

@KRK05 congratulations amazing news. I think we need to do a June graduates bus but I’m not sure how to do it haha x

@Juno231 I meant on the puffy you know the footstool thing you get with a sofa we call it a puffy x

Although the correct spelling is ‘pouffe’ x

@Cocoblue22 puffy sex!!!!! I totally thought you meant some sort of extreme heavy breathing sex or something 😂😂😂

@Cocoblue22 @33Carr omg I thought the same 😂😂😂😂I am crying 🤣

@KRK05 SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!! This is amazing news!!! 🎉🎉 So bloody happy for you 🎉🎉

I would also like to take this opportunity put forward my claim to some responsibility for your BFP, with my very selfish encouragement of TTCing after you wanted to give up when DS was injured.
I'm thinking maybe I could name your baby, or be godmother? Either one, I don't mind 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Cocoblue22 😂😂 puffy sex?! and then so confused when no single other person here knew what you were talking about.

@Cocoblue22 @33Carr OMG dyingggg laughing at puffy sex 😂 contender for next bus name 😂😂

Guys how do you calculate your DPOs? Go off the static so tomorrow I’ll be one DPO?

@unluckyducky I’ve been to the toilet twice since having the spotting and I’ve had absolutely nothing both times, I’m so confused!x

@Vil10 I think that’s what happens with spotting it can be on and off and just when you wipe so sounds like that’s what it is x

@sydgal when was OD for you? You'd be 1 DPO the day after. Not sure how CB statics work though!

@Cocoblue22 I thought you meant like this 😤 which I took to mean "trying to be quiet sex while the kids are sleeping" sex cos that's how we do 😂😂