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June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)

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SmileyT · 04/06/2020 06:09

@Runnergirl1
@slimshadycousin
@RiverRoo
@onnaturescourse
@picallilly19
5 BFPs ❤️

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 4th (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@sjones2588 - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa ?? (Tested 3rd June)
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

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Vil10 · 04/06/2020 22:45

@KateColx ahhh that’s so weird!! I’m from blackburn, that’s where my parents are but I now live in Burnley with my OH!

Vil10 · 04/06/2020 22:47

@lucyrp that’s so strange, exactly the same happened with me tonight too!!! OH didn’t even have to give me any foreplay at all, he just kissed my neck a bit and slipped it in, I was so wet! When he got up I actually asked him if there was any blood😂😂

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 22:49

@OnNaturesCourse hey! Please try not to worry too much about brown, brown is old it’s not a bad sign 🤞🏻I know it’s easy to say that but bleeding is common stay in there girl & get DP to treat you gently but you aren’t out lovely xxxxx

@KateColx yes she knows we are trying & she knows we had a miscarriage, & when we announced our pregnancy, well my best friend being impregnated with our child 😂 (which we did in a kind of scratch card thing over Xmas dinner) she then spent Boxing Day telling new how she wanted a baby so much & his age worried that at nearly 10 years younger than me, no cancer, no concerns she was worried that she worried she wouldn’t be able to conceive so she was planning on skipping the pill before their wedding the following year just in case. So having announced this monumental thing we were pregnant using but not us, my best friend & had been planning it for 2 years in secret she managed to go all
“‘Me what if it doesn’t happen for me me me” so I’m not surprised. In the end she did skip her pill but her hubby found out & went mad as it was before a honeymoon to a zika risk place. Told her why & they got pregnant next month. Now 2 in 15 months. I told her to shut her up about babies

My insta page one.but page 2. Sausage & alpacas

June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)
lucyrp · 04/06/2020 22:49

@Vil10 what is going on with us 😂OH hadn't even touched me I just grabbed his hand and out it down there and he was like wtf 😂 I'm normally as dry as a nun now like he can get it in but no amount of foreplay could make me wet 😅

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 22:50

Page 2 better everyone lives an alpaca

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 22:50

@lucyrp MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER

lucyrp · 04/06/2020 22:53

@Minster2012 moister than an oyster, wetter than at otters pocket,

Vil10 · 04/06/2020 22:54

@lucyrp hahahaha we’re moister oysters tonight fo sure

OnNaturesCourse · 04/06/2020 22:55

I've spoken to the EPU who pretty much confirmed that's what they thought - I think because of my stomach pain, heavy feeling, backache, stabby pains and discharge which had red in it when wiping. They said to call if I get clots as it could be in the wrong place, but they think "it will take care of itself" and they'll call me in the morning to get a update.

AF would be due tonight/tomorrow so I kinda think the timing is what is making me completely believe its not sticking this month... Combined with the EPU conversation.

Sorry to put a dampener on the conversation. I'm actually OK, just a bit in limbo and unsure.

Bear127 · 04/06/2020 22:59

@KateColx shut uppp I work where you’re from! 😳 small world!

Vil10 · 04/06/2020 23:02

@Bear127 are you in Lancashire too??

KateColx · 04/06/2020 23:03

@Vil10 aw no waayyyy! I've been in Burnley quite a bit recently with work as we've just opened a new store there. Small world 🥰

@Minister2012 eurgh she sounds like a c*nt. sorry if that word offends people, but sometimes no other words cut deeply enough. People who manage to turn other peoples happy life changing events into something about them are a different breed. Sometimes blunt is best 👋🏻

@OnNaturesCourse sending you lots of hugs 💕 I really hope it all turns out okay, but if it doesn't were all here to rant to and to try and cheer you up xx

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 23:05

@OnNaturesCourse that really sucks I’m so sorry it’s still a loss no matter how early 😥

Vil10 · 04/06/2020 23:06

@KateColx where is it you work?? What a small world!!

@OnNaturesCourse I really hope it all turns out okay and just something normal that your body is going through, try not to worry, I know that’s easier said than done, sending you hugs right now❤️

Bear127 · 04/06/2020 23:07

@Vil10 Sort of - live in Bolton, work in Ramsbottom, lived up Chorley/Leyland way with the in-laws for a couple of years before that, grew up near Salford 😂 if I don’t count as Lancashire I’m definitely northern!

Bear127 · 04/06/2020 23:11

@OnNaturesCourse Sending you lots of positive thoughts and wishes 🤞🏻✨

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 23:12

@KateColx yup she’s a mo f ing princess I went in for induction on Monday & was what aping me saying how awful it was, not eaten no snacks, how terrible, she hates it, wants to kill her self 🙄🙄 I said what you didn’t take anything eh??? MIL phoned me (she’d gone over to help look after DS1 & MILs 35 year old baby boy & 5 dogs, YES 5 DOGS) MIL said “bullshit I sent her in with snacks, sandwiches, strawberries, crisps, she’s talking crap to you) it’s just her. My. Heart. Bleeds. NOT . 10 hours later, perfect birth & pictures on insta. Hmmmmm

@lucyrp yup I was an assistant manager then manager at Ted Baker for 8 years, loved it. My next job I slept with the boss’ son, I think we covered that one earlier 😂

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 23:13

@Pixielou16 least you are out of FW you can legit put your feet up & relax then & recover xx

TTCmummy2021 · 04/06/2020 23:17

@Minster2012 - I’m proud to say that we STILL haven’t bought any!! This is the longest we’ve held out!!

Minster2012 · 04/06/2020 23:21

That’s great @TTMummy2021!! Save it til the weekend xx and so many fingers toes and everything else crossed xx

OnNaturesCourse · 04/06/2020 23:25

Thanks ladies.

Just needed somewhere to vent, not at DP who seems to be taking this worse than me. Possibly because he knows we won't be trying again next month until he has security at his job again.

I just want to know one way or the other now.

Just had more brown discharge and I'm cramping pretty bad again.

Sydgal22 · 04/06/2020 23:42

@Vil10 @lucyrp if you guys aren’t PG I’ll eat my hat!!

@OnNaturesCourse I hope it doesn’t turn out to be what you think ❤️

@Minster2012 we sure did make use of that static 🎉😂

Hugs to everyone else, happy Friday ladies!

TTCmummy2021 · 05/06/2020 01:10

@Minster2012 we’ve never been so strong on this before but we genuinely feel this is our month and we don’t want twat and be disappointed if it’s too early!! So many symptoms but also lots of weird ‘signs’... I saw a car with HCG on it and wifey saw an FB post from an old school friend talking about the baby name we like for a boy!! Hoping it’s a sign 😀

KRK05 · 05/06/2020 02:57

Sorry not been on girlys, took a break off my phone to stop myself googling stuff 🙈 we had a takeaway & netflix night.

Good news is bleeding was only twice when I wiped today, no pad needed & not had anymore I think I just worried cause was a bit like BFP then couple hours later that, plus due AF Saturday so that didnt help!

Love how everybody's crazy with symptom spotting right now 😂 everything's crossed for more BFPs in the next few days 🤞🏻💜

Hogrider · 05/06/2020 04:59

@OnNaturesCourse How are you feeling this morning? I'm so sorry to hear you are having a terrible time. Sending some mental strength 🤞🏼💖

@Lucie91 YouTube is full of pregnancy announcement videos - love watching people being surprised and happy! Cheers me up on a bad day and also full of inspiration should the day come for us... 🥳

@SmileyT and @KateColx Instagram can really mess with your head! I noticed I was getting into a downward spiral by seeing lots of people having babies etc so I only allow myself on there if I intend to post something, not to compare myself with other people. 😬

On a side note- it's Friday and it means I'm 14 DPO and AF due...! Fingers crossed for a dry Saharan desert day🌵

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