June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

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Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

@kate890 - May 30th?
@kirsty0028 - June 1st
@Amy00 - June 1st
@thegirlwholived - June 1st
@fashu - June 2nd
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@onnaturescourse - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@krk05 - June 5th
@crash1d - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@maybe333 - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
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@LV1987 I can just see the look on her face 😂😂

Ooo I'm pretty much all boobs and ass so 😂I love freckles I wish I had some 😫

@Hogrider 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Excellent work ladies, Tuesdays are much better when we make Vagina fishing stories instead of working/pretending to work/looking after unruly children (either through work of our own!)/furloughing/sunbathing etc...

We’ll add

• @LV1987 & her purple fanny & sneezing speculum to the list

Welcome to @Chlo2701 who we now know after a good sea fishing adventure (CM fishing?) from OH DID not forget to take her tampon out (I think I’ve done similar too but had to do it myself the next morning When much younger, then sober going fuck did I put one in?) google history at that point ”how fast do you die of toxic shock syndrome”/ “symptoms of toxic shock syndrome” “where to buy hooch”

Ooo I’m loving these descriptions

@Hogrider a flat packed box, brilliant! But how big a piece of furniture would we be buying 🤔

@SmileyT queen Bee???? Sounds bout right for our bus driver!

@sle0911 please tell me you’ve said to someone “sorry didn’t recognise you from the waist up!” 😂🤣sorry no that’s mean (funny though!)

Nah I'm not ordering them online as by the time they arrive AF would be due anyway. Lol

@OnNaturesCourse - you need a Superdrug. I’ve noticed no supermarkets seem to do them anymore x

@OnNaturesCourse oh really when is AF due ? My amazon always comes the next day for 50p more than normal delivery. Is AF due tomorrow ?

@SmileyT I just read your paragraph about wanting to be pregnant and on mat leave and not work 15 years to my husband and he was like "did you write that" 😂 😆 we are freakishly alike although I'd say I'm the Kelly Rowland rather than the Beyoncé. (Short hair), but def not as skinny or athletic looking. Defo got a Beyoncé butt on me lol! I'm tall though 5ft7 1/2. The 1/2 is important as my husband's the same height and he hates it lol!

@SmileyT @Minster2012 yesss Queen Bee🐝🐝

Really hoping it’s not too late to join this? 👀 just spent my entire lunch reading everything and laughing 😂 (who says working from home is unproductive?!)
Ive on one month of TTC, but we’ve just gone for the casual let’s have sex and see what happens approach this month so you all talking about temping and ovulation sticks makes me feel so unprepared!
AF is actually due today but im not testing yet, got a garden catch up with the MIL later and feel like if I do get a positive I don’t fancy trying to hide my shock all evening 😂
As this will be our first baby I have no idea if/when I get a positive I’ll be beaming with happiness or have a few days of “holy shit what have I done?!” shell shock!
So best not to risk sharing that reaction with the world yet lol.
So hoping to test tomorrow PM if she still hasn’t showed. So far I’ve had 2-3 days of sore almost itchy boobs, a bit of cramp/bloat and had really tired eyes since the weekend but who knows, that is probably just AF on her way!
Good luck everyone!

Wow I’ve only been for a walk and so much to catch up on!! I’ve had some very noticeable cramps today not sure whether af or I’m symptom spotting but I’ve got my hopes up!!

@Minster2012 @lucyrp quick little description of myself, 5ft7, long very dark hair, dark eyes, olive skin, freckles 😘

@Vil10 I think I imagined you just like that!😋 I need to go for a walk but been waiting for my blisters to ease 😬🙈

@Minster2012 There have been a few who I could have said it to.. have held off though 😂 one of them was also my daughters rainbows leader - her words to me before doing the smear were to be careful as it "hasn't been used in years" 😂

Flipping heck ladies....I did work all morning and have like 76 messages to catch up on....time for a well deserved break I think!

@OnNaturesCourse he’s got a point but clearly doesn’t get it 🤣 my DH was like how many have you bought?!? I said well I’ve stopped buying shoes so PG tests are my new purchase! X

@lucyrp yes a good thing you look pretty on your pic....well eyes and chin....af message blocked the rest haha!! But I’m sure your middle face is nice too 🤣 x

Good luck @Piccalily19 you have some great willpower 💪🏼

Haha I’m loving all of these! I feel like it would be complete madness but easier to keep up in a FB or WhatsApp group! At least then I would get accurate notifications everytime someone writes a message 😂

@SmileyT @LittleRa I really want to change jobs but can't due to mat leave :( I'm gonna be super annoyed if I end up on an IVF journey in like 2 years time and stuck in the same job based on TTC planning that never worked out!

@Cocoblue22 my middle face 🤣🤣

@J0DI3 j feel the same my app is rubbish at telling me when someone's posted so I check in every now and again anyway 😂

@LV1987 🤣🤣 Holy shit this story just made my day. 'Nob' is a thoroughly underused word but I'm going to be sure to include it in my everyday vocab far more from here on in.

So my last smear was fun - it was due at the same time as one kid's 4yo needles, and the other kid's 18 month needles, and I thought hey, 3 birds with one stone - I'll get it all done in one GP visit clever me!!
So turns out it wasn't so clever.
2 SCREAMING children covered in needle holes clinging to me while I get my vag out, so in the end I had both of them ON my chest crying WHILE the smear was done.
Not the smartest decision of my life.

Ooh I'm 5'9!

@lucyrp I checked this morning at around 10am and swear we were only on 11 pages. It’s 15 now!! I need to be furloughed 😂😂

@Mococo1 I think you’re covered! I wondered the same we did it every day except Friday and then Sunday and last night and I’m CD22 with no peak recoded on a 28day cycle so now I just want to give up haha!! X

@OnNaturesCourse that’s deffo a line! Woohoo congratulations x

@J0DI3 my furlough is amazing I'm still getting 100% and sat at home in the sun 🤩 although I need to do some work towards my management qualification which is not so fun although I've been given an extended deadline because of covid so literally no motivation for that at all 😂

@lucyrp sounds amazing ☀️🙌🏼