50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

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On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

@TheGirlWhoLived - May 28th 🤞
@Skip86 - June 1st
@RiverRoo - June 1st
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@slimshadycousin - June 2nd
@LittleRa - June 3rd
@Amy00 - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@Ltay2 - June 4th
@KateColx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@OnNaturesCourse - June 5th
@blodyn91 - June 6th
@Vil10 - June 6th
@KRK05 - June 7th
@TTCgee - June 8th
@Cocoblue22 - June 9th
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@Juno231 - June 9th
@Minster2012 - June 10th
@33Carr - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@Pixielou16 - June 11th
@smileyT - June 11th
@Bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@notyetanumbuttrying - June 12th
@Noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@J0DI3 - June 15th
@DontgoJasonWaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@firsttimetry
@Sausage1990

@Minster2012 omg as if your dog ate your stick 🤣🤣🤣

I had no idea about the saliva thing... This time round I didn't get any oral (which was unusual), I think he was in a rush because he knew it was baby making sex 🤣🤣

Happy birthday @Skip86 🥳🥳

Ladies, my asthma flare up and I am on antibiotics again, cd13, ovulation cramps have finished, so I say 2 dpo at most... do I need to worry?
@minster2012, I hear you, not 30s any more...
@Mococo1, no, don’t need twins, just the one please

@blodyn91 I never get oral like literally never so I think I'm safe from the spit poison. Only thing I'd worry about is when I'm giving a blow job but can't say I drool on his dick 😂😂

@Skip86 OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday to you🥳🥳🥳🍸🍸🍸

Happy birthday @Skip 86🎉🍸

@Skip86 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you had a lush day!! Enjoy the birthday sex 😏😏😏

Haha oh shit I promise I was just joking! Now sounds like a massive #cryforattention 😂😂 Thanks though ladies!

I have thought a few times however, if anyone I know ever reads these threads they would guess who I am immediately. They would have my date of birth, location, family info etc etc, literally right down to a full blown description of my arsehole.

Ok now I'm really going to bed! 😘

@Skip86 happy birthday!!🍾🥳 enjoy birthday sex!!🍆

Just text my OH to tell him that saliva is sperm poison, not sure how he’s going to react😂

@Vil10 I did the exact same to my OH😂😂his response was " whattttttt🤯"

@Skip86 happy birthday!! 🎂 Sorry to see you leave the 33 club 😘

@lucyrp me and my OH were together when we were 15/16. Then we broke up but carried on shagging for a couple of years before I went off to uni 🤷‍♀️ We were apart for about 10 years I think, during which time he got married and had two little boys. We've been back together for 4 and a half years now and I still pull the high school sweetheart card. Never loved anyone like I love him ❤️ not that I didn't try to. Lots of times 😂

ONLY JUST realised that June 10th (testing day) is mine and OH anniversary 😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Been so fixated on it being testing day that I totally forgot! Whoops! Better late then never to remember I guess haha

@skip86 happy birthday!! Enjoy the bday sex 🥳
And no worries I know how hard it is to keep track of tagging everyone we're all very active on the thread

@franklydear I am so sorry did not mean to panic you about the twins thing lol! 🤣 @notyetamumbuttrying hope I didn't panic you too!

✨✨🌈✨ 🌨this is me sprinkling baby dust all over this group lol

@lucyrp mines response was “oh great” hahaha

@LV1987 yeah we were 15 and 16 when we were first together. He got with someone else while we were apart but we did used to still see each other sometimes I would never have thought we would get back together. I was his first love and I actually took his V so it's always been special between us lol GAY 😂never stopped thinking about him 🙈😂

@33Carr I'm so hoping you get a bfp for your anniversary would be such lovely news xxx

@lucyrp 34, hubs is 37 so I didn't even know he existed when I was your age. I wanted to be pregnant by now and be having a baby this year but it wasn't meant to be. Hoping it'll be early next year tho!!
Happy birthday @Skip86 welcome to the 34 club 🥳 it's fun! 🤪enjoy your bday sex and make sure you get some head 😏
Not at all @Mococo1 I'd bloody love twins tbf, only 1 pregnancy then, score! Thanks for the sprinkling of dust, can I get a dump truck full tho 😂

Oh I'm not telling mine about the salvia thing, I don't want him thinking he can't give me head lol!

@Mococo1 Thank you! It would be great wouldn't it! Not gonna get my hopes up though cause don't want to ruin the day!

@notyetamumbuttrying I don't have that problem. I never get given oral and I don't even get it when I ask and I only ask when I've just got out of the shower because that is the only time I have 0 chance😂😂

@Franklydear I'm doing the same switching back and forth between the browser and app.
@Minster2012 fingers crossed thats the start of something for you, hopefully ov in a few days. You must be so out of patience!
@Skip86 happy birthday! and also well done not even feeling tempted to test yet. I'm 7dpo , no symptoms and already itching to test but I've promised myself I won't start testing as early as last month.

Girls I was just looking at my screen time log and it's been ridiculous since joining this bus 🙈😂 you are all far to entertaining!

Happy Birthday @Skip86 🥰🤩🥳 enjoy the birthday sex!

Ahh @lucyrp is that because you don't like it or he doesn't like doing it?!

Just told my husband about the spit and joked no more blow jobs for a bit and he actually turned pale 😅😂 I think I'm gonna Carry on - couldn't go 2 weeks with no orgasm! Haha xx

@TTCgee because he doesn't like doing it😂😭 it only ever happens if I've just showered so it's clean down there and only if we're going like hardcore and blindfold each other etc.

@Katao my screen time is the same. And my battery life on my phone is horrendous and I checked what apps are using the battery and its this 😂

@lucyrp I took his V too 😂 I remember it well... We had to do it on the bedroom floor because his single bed in the box room at his parents house was so rickety we thought they would hear us. We didn't think they knew I had snuck in, but they've since told us they did 😂😂 We played Need 4 Speed on his PS2 afterwards, and then he walked me home at about 6am. I got caught sneaking in and got a right bollocking... Those were the days!

Oh shit @Skip86 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳 bitch soooo sorry we forgot, actually feel like a bitch now hope your birthday orgasm wishes come true 🥰✨

@notyetamumbuttrying I was being flippant with my shrivelled eggs comment, I’m nearly 36 & most women’s my age needn’t worry at all, you shouldn’t, I say it cos my egg reserves are screwed from 10 years of chemo so I know my chances are v low, my body may act like it’s ovulating but v little chance, having done egg harvesting\embryo creation for IVF (which made our son & miscarriage in March) they said my egg reserves are less than a fifth of where they should Be for my age so I’m just here for the stories, porn & chat...oh & just in case miracles happen in lockdown so I shouldn’t have joked I’m sorry 😐

I live in the countryside & have off lead whistle trained dogs so dog walks for us can have sex if we wish but it’s usually this weather all the time is it 🌞😂and now the world and his wife are out walking

Ps@Katao if I ovulate in 3 days that will be CD28, the length of most ppls cycle 😂😅