50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

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On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

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@lucyrp That is me right now hahaha 😂😂 gonna need get back in the mood! My OH seems to be fine hes not mentioned it, hes been back to work this week so exhausted! So I'm getting away with it right now, just me my munch & my Netflix loving life 🙄 I've been cramping the past few days so worried somethings going on down there.

Yeah apparently it affects sperm, I have no clue I haven't looked much into it but since then I've not done it FW cause if we did then didnt get a BFP I'd be convinced its cause we had done oral 🙈

Thanks for posting that @lucyrp very conflicting! I'm still gonna get it, it's literally what makes me cum so not giving that up lol!

@Vil10 I'm 5DPO today so still quite early! I normally notice a tiny spot of blood around ovulation date but it's always pink/red but never had brown this long before AF (due on the 7th) 🤷🏼‍♀️ x

@lucyrp ooh they look fun! You'll have to let us know how you get on with them, the ones I had in the set are lightweight and are still good so they're probably amazing! Have you noticed any cramps or other feelings with it?

@KRK05 I've obvs been googling that this morning 😂😂 some days 5DPO is too early but others say it can start from around now, so I'm hoping it's a sign of something good? Yesss to staying cycle bubbies haha, did you give up on testing in the end?

My dog also sleeps in our room, and watches us sometimes 😂 I can ignore it but OH gets really put off by it 😂😂😂

@33Carr @lucyrp @Mococo1 @notyetamumbuttrying Ooooops sorry girls what have I done 🙄😂😂 ruined oral for yous all hahahah

@minister2012 hey I'm on CD14 today so feb app has said I've just entered my fertile window and I think I will ovulate on CD17- CD19(this day most probs). I'm going to take another OPK in about half hour as last nights gave me a LH13 (high but not that high) and I compared the mucus with the guide in the fermometer app if that helps it just wasn't completely clear but defo stretchy x

@KRK05 Nooooo I had a plan of seducing OH later with lots of oral! Might still give it to him as he's had a tough day!

@33carr @krk05 @lucyrp

@33Carr I just seen @lucyrp screenshot I hadnt really looked at it online, why is everything always so conflicting 2 completely different answers 🙈 we still done it cause it's normal for us but the 4days after my static we never, only because I know me & I would be like 'look I'm not pregnant cause of saliva'😂😂

@KateColx Yeah well I tested yesterday & was low yay 🙌🏼 not tested yet today though & not gonna. I just asked cause I was more worried it meant I wasnt ovulating cause u see everybody going to low after there peak, but shes assured me it doesnt mean that atall I just probably have a long lh surge (which isnt a bad thing) & to just go at it every other day for best chances. I'm actually thinking if unsuccessful this cycle that next we are just gonna do that, every second day & see what happens. I'm so excited for u, I love when it's a different thing happening so it makes it more positive 🙌🏼 I think I'm gonna test next Friday, just cause I dont want to wait hahaha I need to POAS 😂

Sorry ladies my app is crashing! are you saying I can't give him any oral either!?! WAHHH

@KRK05 my OH is fine too 😂😂 although he was rock hard this morning when I was half asleep before he got up 😂 to be honest I don't spit on him or anything and it says its only large quantities of saliva that affect it so I'm not going to worry. I don't drool 😂😂

@notyetamumbuttrying @Mococo1 @33Carr we're all panicking now 😂😂

I think I'm going to wait to test because I don't think my Hcg levels are high for a long time as I've only ever found out at like 8 weeks the two times before my CP so who knows

I have to say I’m now firmly (& I said this on another thread) “don’t you spit on me, use THE STUFF!” Gang, but I’m not young & fertile like @lucyrp I think my vage is a poison Sperm killing Cave 😂
@Mococo1 @notyetamumbuttrying @33carr I don’t think any of you have shrivelled eggs like mine so you’ll be fine!!

However, I didn’t stop DH on Sunday when I was sat on his face so #doublestandards 😬

Thanks for the info @mococo1 I shall be duly jumping all over DH just in case

I may be a bloody August bus bitch at this rate 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ps @KateColx brown spotting is potentiallyv good 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Minster2012 as long as its conception stuff and nothing else as I actually read any type of lube potentially slows down the motility of sperm!🤯

@KateColx starting to get slightly worried now because I don't actually know the quantities of "spotting" like there's quite a bit when I wipe 🤯

I am concerned about my eggs tho @Minster2012 I'm 34, don't they start depleting by now? 😬
I am panicked yeah @lucyrp but I'm not giving that up, nah, not a chance 😂
I literally dish out bj's like they're going out of fashion during fw cos it's instant hard dick then lol!

@notyetamumbuttrying not being funny but I definitely have OHs dick in my mouth pretty much every day of some sort 😂

Haha @lucyrp I'm mean and only give them in fw! How long have you two been together btw?

@notyetamumbuttrying we were together briefly in school then didn't see each other for a few years but we've been together 5 years this time round 🥰

@notyetamumbuttrying you made me laugh with the dishing out of free bjs and don't worry so much about your eggs - the older you get your body starts releasing more to increase your chances of pregnancy which is why so many people in their 40s have twins

@minister2012 enjoy jumping on DH and jumping on his face 😂 and @lucyrp @33carr @krk05 I'm gna just pretend I didn't see any comments about saliva now what I don't know can't hurt me 🙄 I will just have a good old time in orgasmville x

🤣🤣 this convo tonight! Loving the stories, but also confused about the dog walking sex - do you all live in a forrest or something?! I mostly walk my dog down suburban streets in broad daylight!

Oh and to clarify for those asking about 'shower wanks', I meant when he does it by himself in there!! In the context of jizz quantity, I can pretty much tell if he's had a solo session by the amount I have to clean up after! He is under strict instruction not to do this during FW, but otherwise I am well aware that he does it and not too bothered. He has an epic sex drive and sometimes I cbf 😜

@Minster2012 omg yesss to globule of CM! 🙌🏼 I usually have a singular glob about 3-4 days before ov, then it goes more watery/stretchy 1-2 days before ov. Hoping same for you 🤞🏼

Aww that's sweet @lucyrp 😍 we're 5 1/2 years now but fully out of our rampant stage lol! I blame our age 😆
Haha I aim to please 😏 @Mococo1 oh I thought that's cos they go through ivf, you learn something new everyday!
Can't wait to get in orgasmville, I've booked myself in tonight 😝 he's had far too many compared to me recently. I cannot cum from a quickie at all so it's my turn tonight 😇

@skip86 thanks for this info hoping that since I had the same CM as @minister2012 it's the same for me and I do ovulate in line with what the app says 😅 brb jumping on DH now x

@notyetamumbuttrying lol I know I always pull the "high school sweetheart" card when in fact we didn't see each other for like 4 years between so hardly 🤣🤣 aww how old are you ??

@Mococo1 BRB 😂😂

Literally couldn't care less if I DTD at the moment😂

@Mococo1 I'm going to give oral during FW regardless, the guy deserves a bit of a rest Hahahaha 😂

Im from a farm, so spoilt for alfresco spots when I go home- thinking a lake for this weekend 🤣
Also spit is sperm poison!!!! NO NO NO

Sorry @Mococo1 I meant to tag you in the globule comment too! Hope it is an ov sign for you as well 🤞🏼🍳

I'm off to bed now as a 34yo 😭😭 (yeah that's right, none of my new virtual bffs remembered my birthday 🙄 biatches)
Time for my birthday sex... latersss! 🍆💦🎁🎉