50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

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On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

@TheGirlWhoLived - May 28th 🤞
@Skip86 - June 1st
@RiverRoo - June 1st
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@slimshadycousin - June 2nd
@LittleRa - June 3rd
@Amy00 - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@Ltay2 - June 4th
@KateColx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@OnNaturesCourse - June 5th
@blodyn91 - June 6th
@Vil10 - June 6th
@KRK05 - June 7th
@TTCgee - June 8th
@Cocoblue22 - June 9th
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@Juno231 - June 9th
@Minster2012 - June 10th
@33Carr - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@Pixielou16 - June 11th
@smileyT - June 11th
@Bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@notyetanumbuttrying - June 12th
@Noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@J0DI3 - June 15th
@DontgoJasonWaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
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@Sausage1990

@LV1987 same 😂 well we still did it in the bed but it was a single divan bed in the box room of the house and he had his duvet cover of his favourite football team 😂 actually I think it was at my house we did it and my mum had to pick him up to come as there was no other way he could get to me obviously she thought it was completely innocent and I believe I was on top the first time and we weren't even together and can remember sayint "right you can make me your girlfriend now" 😂

@LV1987 and I can remember him saying "oh my god I've got you pregnant" no hunni I don't think so 😂

Happy Birthday @Skip86 !

And I am totally ignoring the salvia comments 😅 neverrrrr happened 👀

@Mococo1 fraternal twins run in my family, but still be your fault...

@Minster2012 ya i had long irregular cycles when trying for my first baby so can relate to that frustration, it takes a lot of extra patience. We are all rooting for you! Even if the odds are against you you so deserve a lockdown miracle 😘

No apologies necessary @Minster2012!! I realised you were being flippant but I do still worry anyway as I know chances diminish a bit once you get over 35, although saying that, I know plenty of women conceiving after 35, so I realise I need to chill. I do hope you get your miracle baby! You sound like such a fun mum, your son is very lucky!

@lucyrp noooo that must be so annoying for you! I'd be like 'get down there ' 😂😂😂

I know sooo so many people who have conceived their 1st in their late 30s too and then unfortunately people in early 20s who really struggle so I think it really is luck of the draw sometimes!

Just accidentally flashed my right boob to the OH as soon as he got in from work (had the straps down on my top from being in the garden), ended up in me being bent over the breakfast bar, all windows in the house and conservatory doors wide open😂😂

@franklydear it's defo gonna happen now isn't it 😂 you can blame me and I can blame your family history

@minister2012 yeah we are all rooting for you on this group, who knows eh? Atleast your body is trying and surely that's a good sign, and miracles do happen 👌🏽

@Vil10 glad that's all it takes for someone else too😂

Can't beat raspberry lemonade hooch😍😍

Okay so I’ve not been on all afternoon as been in the garden...89 messages wow lots to catch up on !!! 😮 x

Welcome @Bic501 @fashu @LKSF @Sydgal22 @Whizzkids0812 ✌🏾

@LKSF it's interesting you said about getting tests, I know it's awful because there is a strain on the NHS etc but OH did suggest me going to the Drs and saying I've been trying for longer as I've not been on hormonal contraception for about 8yrs so how are they going to know how long I have been actively TTC

@Noble89 that is a mammoth cycle, good on him and for getting the job done afterwards. My OH cycles 8miles to work and back and whinges so much about how hard it is because he always tries to beat his strava stats 😂

Yeah apparently the saliva is bad for the sperm but tbh he doesn't shove his tongue up to my cervix and the studies I read were about large amount of saliva so sure it doesn't make that much difference, plus if we don't cum it's bad for conceiving so I'll put it in the fuck it bucket 😇 It is a rare treat if he gets my saliva anywhere near his dick, I'm not about that life 🙈

Ahh I'm normally so good with dates, we're the worst, hope you had a fab Birthday @Skip86 🥳 🎉

@LV1987 that is such a sweet story 🥰

@Vil10 lucky lady 😉

Okay I got in from work 40 minutes ago and OH is such a sweetie most of the time and had been massaging my feet while I catch up with the thread, think I had 144 messages 😂

Also loved all the stories from this morning, our garden is so overlooked definitely don't think I could get away with it and don't have a dog and considering I hear our neighbours alarm go off in the morning they definitely hear us bang but zero fucks given 🤷🏾‍♀️ One of my exes used to love car sex, like literally every time we went to dinner it was silly 🤪

Wow just a boob flash @Vil10 go you! I have an arse man so I generally just bend over in front of him lol! Although that doesn't work every time, he usually just thinks I'm messing around (which I usually am lol).
Hi @SmileyT we have a balcony in a new build development surrounded by other flats so not sure I could get away with that either lol!

Side note...does anyone notice their odour more during ovulation? I've just pulled my knickers down for a wee and noticed a whiff 🙊

@notyetamumbuttrying yes I did! But thought ot might just be sex smell 🙈

I’m not averse to alfresco but everyone’s always out in lockdown! Not been caught

Yes @blodyn91 I think you're right. It throws your ph off doesn't it. I won't worry then!

@notyetamumbuttrying I know it sounds funny but I just notice that whatever I'm producing seems to bleach my black pants when I'm ovulating and actually I think it's more pungent, not necessarily bad but just a bit like paint stripper (so not great) 🙈🙈 also I used to date a guy that lived in a new build flat and we definitely had sex on his balcony which faced inwards to a courtyard, to be fair we were pretty fucked and don't think I cared, probably be different if I lived there x

So just went to do my evening LH test and exactly like last month it's PEAK tonight after a blank circle this morning, I know if I test tonight with CB it will give me my static smile but should I try test in the morning to see if it would've caught it?

Just called OH in the bathroom to look and he was like 'dinner is ready but guess you're having sausage for dessert' 😂😂

Ha ha @watermelonwizard salvia comments, im picturing you being a flowering plant into your sex games now 😂🤔whatever floats your boat girl!

Go you @Vil10 for your boob flash!

@SmileyT a fecking foot massage whilst you catch up on the thread?? Properly jealous now!!

@lucyrp you can’t be old enough for drinking Hooch back in the day!! When I was younger hooch had just come out & when I started going out on the town it was all about Smirnoff ice, WKD blue & double vodka & Red bull

OMG @SmileyT what a peak!! Day 13!! Wow I’m in awe of your body 🙌🏻👌🏻

@smileyT why does your CB look so different ???

@Minster2012 no I'm not the OH hooch drinker but man it's good with lots of ice in this weather😍😂

@Minster2012 how are you? Haha yeah he really does treat me well most of the time, I really don't have many complaints and I'm so happy my body is playing ball with 2 months in a row with the same peak day. Did I read earlier you have given up on CB?

@lucyrp what does yours look like, I get worried i've got the wrong one 🤔

Ha ha yes @SmileyT I’ve given up on CB, after 11 days of flashing smiles and 0 on ICs (I got a ‘high’ on femometer of 30 two days last week at day 18/19 🤷‍♀️) though today I investigated CM & there was a massive glob of what o can only describe as snot like stuff which stretched an inch but still a completely blank IC so I’m so confused 😬 but hey ho CD25 and we’ll see when flo arrives

@SmileyT mine looks like this. I'm sure it's just a different version

@Skip86 happy birthday hope you had good birthday sex! X