50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

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On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

@TheGirlWhoLived - May 28th 🤞
@Skip86 - June 1st
@RiverRoo - June 1st
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@slimshadycousin - June 2nd
@LittleRa - June 3rd
@Amy00 - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@Ltay2 - June 4th
@KateColx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@OnNaturesCourse - June 5th
@blodyn91 - June 6th
@Vil10 - June 6th
@KRK05 - June 7th
@TTCgee - June 8th
@Cocoblue22 - June 9th
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@Juno231 - June 9th
@Minster2012 - June 10th
@33Carr - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@Pixielou16 - June 11th
@smileyT - June 11th
@Bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@notyetanumbuttrying - June 12th
@Noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@J0DI3 - June 15th
@DontgoJasonWaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
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@Sausage1990

Thankfully my wife is textbook. She gets pregnant in the first try but first time was an extremely traumatic ectopic and the second time was a chemical but really I think that was down to her body just not being ready. This is the first try since as tracking her ovulation, doing inseminations and now her symptoms are exactly like last time. I don’t want to jinx it but it’s looking very promising!! Just need to NOT test before the 2 week window as she doesn’t show early 😬

Whereabouts are you in the trying process @notyetamumbuttrying - sorry I forgot!

darn thing deleted my message half way through

@notyetamumbuttrying duck wit is hilarious 🤣 made me ROFL everyone remember that?!?

@SmileyT @MrsDh2019 @lucyrp @Minster2012 love it cheers ladies 🥂 x

Meant to add my image....cheers ladies xx

@MrsDh2019 & @lucyrp loving our pink drinks 🥰,

@MrsDh2019 I will warn your now, when I had my missed miscarriage (though mine was medicated) I ended up having 3 bleeds in a 9.5 week period. It was so frustrating as each time I started counting CD1 from the bleed start (on the advice of the early pregnancy unit as I said I wanted TTC) but they said it wasn’t unusual unless it lasted 10 days or more, or was very heavy clotting, black or foul smelling. Mine wasn’t. So I’m hoping you don’t bleed again but count each bleed as an AF if you were to give dates to a midwife I was told & im saying it just in case you do lovely, but it’s true that some ppl get pregnant straight away again lovely xxx

Good to hear, all the best @TTCmummy2021 I'm ttc no1 and it's cycle 9 for us now. Will prob test 11th June but gonna try and wait for af.
Ooh nice burner @Cocoblue22!!

Hi everyone. Interesting day! Great to see some lines starting. Inspired when i read about @RiverRoo getting a faint line at 9dpo (tentative congrats 🙂) I of course cracked and did an ic test. ..nada. going to try to have manners now and wait until Monday as that was supposed to be the earliest I was going to let myself test 🙈 good luck to everyone testing soon, looking forward to more good news 🙂
@lucyrp you poor thing with all the confusion over dates! Fingers crossed for whenever you do test.

Wow sorry just caught your message @TTCmummy2021 so your wife has been pregnant twice with insems without tracking?? That’s brilliant!! Well I don’t mean brilliant Cos they’ve not gone to plan 😣😬but I mean in that it’s gone really well without tracking her ovulation...very fertile lady you have there 🤞🏻

Obviously sorry to hear about a traumatic ectopic, how long ago was it?

Sorry for asking!! We had our DS by my best friend being our surrogate for us so I’m a member of a few surrogacy groups where insem is used frequently!

@Minster2012 @MrsDh2019 pink drinks for the win🍓💗

@MrsDh2019 that sounds like an awful day. Feel so bad for you going through that enjoy your Chinese and some wine and know that good things will be on their way to you. I hope you’re okay x

@lucyrp

@Sausage1990 some time off will help the more relaxed you are the better I swear that how I conceived from being relaxed in the summer after a lovely two weeks in Vegas x

@lucyrp what you drinking? Looks lovely x

@LittleRa step away from the cutlery isle....that checkout person sounds like a dick too! What a massive penis for making you cry! X

@TTCmummy2021 sounds really positive 🤞🏻 For BFP xx

There are too many to tag but I’m definitely on the Drink Til It’s Pink bus. Had a G&T in the sun this afternoon and now onto a dark rum and ginger for the eve 💃 Cheers ladies! 💕

@Minster2012 oh I’m sorry ❤️ But thank you for that! It’s okay I’m quite matter of fact about things so that’s good to know definitely!! I always knew me catching pregnant first ever time trying with my son was always a bit too good to be true! I just don’t know where I stand because they weren’t the most helpful over 111 because she said I could be miscarrying and it’s likely but I could also go on to have a healthy pregnancy?!? Just not helpful at all 😳🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s stopped again now... I’ve had a pad on all evening and nothing ?! Just spotting through today which is just odd! I hate the unknown that’s what bugs me the most and I never even knew miscarriages could start and stop intermittently I always naively thought they just happened and then that was kind of it 😫 xx

Ps @TTCmummy2021 Sounds positive!!

Omg @LittleRa that guy sounds like a dick in the supermarket pointing the policeman shopping??? Who does that?!! What did your DH say when you burst into tears?!

@Katao sorry you couldn’t see a line, 🤞🏻For Monday xx

@Cocoblue22 it is an alcoholic raspberry lemonade with crushed ice so made into a slushy with raspberry's 😍😂x

Sorry for the double tag @lucyrp It playing up when I write a message (nothing to do with the wine I’ve drunk 🤪)

I bet @Skip86 is partying hard or is in bed by now having partied hard!!! Hope you’ve had a lovely birthday x

@Cocoblue22 yeah sure sure 😉😉😂x

@Skip86 she's surely in bed due to he up in about 4 hours 😂

@MrsDh2019 yes unfortunately it’s just a whole big headfuck, i got more after sex too I realised but then i looked at my dates & I had a week of nothing, bleed a bit (spotting or 1 pad during the day?!) for 1/2 days, then 8 days then bleed then 10 days then bleed a bit then 9 days then 12 days & a bigger period so now I’m CD27 after that so I hope it’s proper cleared my system & reset. But I was 6.5 weeks (meant to be 8) So it’s all a proper headfuck. HOWEVER, have you retaken pregnancy tests? If the person on 111 said it could go onto a healthy pregnancy?

@Cocoblue22 I was thinking of joining the al fresco banging club too but OH is now sat inside on his game. Might run upstairs and put my kegel balls in 😳

Thanks @SmileyT! The bbq was quite nice, just me and OH at the beach, we’ve literally just got back home. I ate and we shared a bottle of rosé 🙈😋 I’m still not feeling all there, but might be hormonal/progesterone.

This is my third cycle since coming off the implant, @Minster2012. First one after withdrawal bleed was longish 33days, and second shorter, 26 days. It’ll be interesting to see this cycle’s length even if we don’t conceive this month. We were supposed to take it easy/step back this month, but decided that at 36 we might not have that luxury, so we’ll carry on carrying on.

@Cocoblue22 Definitely will be gently 😂

Haha @lucyrp have you tried them yet? What are they like? I’m scared they’d get stuck up there 🙀🙈 x

@Ltay2 deffo listen to jack black....fuck her gently tenacious D.....🤣 xx

This is a song for the ladies....gentlemen listen up....you don’t always have to fuck her hard.... 🤣 listening to it now pissing myself x

@Cocoblue22 Jack Black is the one! 👌🏻😂

@Cocoblue22 they are currently inside me 😳😂 I didn't think they were doing anything to start with but I am now feeling it .. someone mentioned niagra falls earlier ?...😂😳 I got the ones that are joined together and these are silicone I wanted the metal ones but they looked too small x

@Bear127 yessss agreed! There shone a shiny demon in the middle of the road....lyrics are shockingly shit but funny as! Me and DH are sat here laughing our head off x

@lucyrp do they feel nice which ones are they? Ann summers? Metal ones sound heavy tho! Do you just walk round with them in? X