50 shades darker #pumpanddump (June Bus 3)

[SmileyT]

On to a new bus... hopefully loads of BFPs to come 🙌🏾

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@Cocoblue22 they are the LELO noir beads black from Ann summers, you can do whatever you like sith them. I think you normally put them in a good while before you intend to do something and then get OH to pull them out before sex. They're good for pelvic floor exercises too like weight lifting but with your vagina 😂😂 I've always fantasised about the 50 shades scene where she wears them out to a party whilst all dressed up and he takes them out and then they have sex 😂x

@cocoblue22 I’m laughing so much at your 🍆comments & hell yeah for al fresco! I’m also wondering if @lucyrp is just wandering around with plastic balls vibrating inside her 😳...she’s certainly sat on MN!! But if that’s the case surely they aren’t that effective 🤔

@WildButterfly pleased your BBQ was good & rose & hoping the still not feeling right is a good sign!!

@Minster2012 they don't vibrate as such they just move when you move 🙈 I popped them in whilst waiting for OH to get off his game thought it was an initiative to get him off it so he can pull them out of me and put something else in me instead 🙊

@lucyrp I’m going to do some research 🤓 that scene was sexy tho I know what you mean!! 🤤 x

@Minster2012 yes to the 🍆 although I don’t know what I’m supposed to make with a 🍆 tinned lentils, shredded chicken cheese honey and vinegar?!! I ordered a recipe for pulled chicken tacos ffs!!! But the 🍆 is a good size I must say🤣 x

Poor old 🍆 gets such a bad rep x

@lucyrp is the fun more In the pulling out of the beads? Xx

@Cocoblue22 they're supposed to make you wetter, basically the longer the balls are in the more aroused you will be x

@lucyrp just googled them they look quite big!! I remember the scene from that Katherine heigl film where she had the vibrating pants on at the work meeting 🤣 x

@Cocoblue22 Just so happened to beee, it was the best song in the world! The best song in the world! 😂 Kickapoo is also a firm favourite “ Twas I who fucked the dragon fuckalizing fuckaloo,
and if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too!” 😆 Thanks for that, it’s now playing through the Sonos for all the neighbours to hear 🙈

@lucyrp verdict? Do they work? Xx

@Cocoblue22 omg yes! 🤣🤣🤣 they're not that big really and if they're heavy and small they could actually fall out 😂x

@Bear127 haha glad you’re inspired! We’re now on the power ballads so we know we’re pissed haha x

@Cocoblue22 OH has just come off his game so will keep you posted 😏xx

@lucyrp what are these magic balls you speak of? 👀 and also, which 50 Shades film? I really need to get on those 😂

Ooo @cocoblue22 I make a mean veggie moussaka with lentils & 🍆 then make tacos with the chicken??

@Cocoblue22 My OH would turn it off if the power ballads came out to play the spoil sport! I’m also slightly pissed 😆 happy Saturday! 🥂

@Bear127 kickapoo???? Er whattttt??? What is this??? We are watching Rocketman so channelling Elton john tonight!! Loving the drunken vibes tonight tho! Who needs zoom quizzes when we have MN 😂

@Minster2012 😂 Tenacious D with Jack Black. Hilariously ridiculous songs, my OH loves Jack Black so naturally Tenacious D is a regular feature on his playlists/karaoke nights. Some are not so safe for karaoke with the grandparents though (Fuck Her Gently)... 🤣
Also I’m veggie so 🍆 features a lot in my meals 😂 we had a Hello Fresh kit for miso aubergine burgers this week which were much tastier than I ever thought they would be, 100% recommend!

@Cocoblue22 Just the standard bullet every time! Can’t beat a classic

Hey ladies, I've had 2 glasses of wine and I feel pished 🥴 my friend has just left as the sun has gone down but so nice to catch up but now catching up with all of you xx

@lucyrp don't know why it's in my head but how tall are you? In my head you're like 5ft and I need to confirm this 😂

@Sausage1990 my friend was talking to me tonight about the impact stress may be having on me ttc and it was really interesting, I was signed off due to stress in a previous job and honestly it was the best thing I could've done. Have you tried meditation at all?

@TTCmummy2021 all sounds very positive, also added you to the testing list🤞

@notyetamumbuttrying yep I'm testing on the 11th aswell hope we both get good news x

@MrsDh2019 are you still pregnant at the moment then? Sorry if I've misunderstood - but if you are still getting positive tests and are worried about miscarriage I would definitely get down to your closest epu to check xx

Also yes to getting back onto the sex talk, I feel like I need a bullet, which one do I go for?... OH is at work tonight so I'm watching mindhunter, definitely not going to turn me on 😝

@Cocoblue22 verdict. They do indeed make you very wet. As said balls were being pulled out I infact TMI squirted everywhere so yes I would recommend 😳😳😂🙈x

@Bear127 we’re they no16? We deffo got the wrong bag!! And I feel the ears are like the bullet x

Listening to Aerosmith now....oh how I love Armageddon might be my fave love story EVER!! X

@Bear127 kegel balls they're called. I have the LELO noir beads from Ann summer. Used for the first time this evening. Would recommend x

@SmileyT why on earth are you thinking of that?!😂😂😂 I can infact confirm I am around 5ft 8!😂

@lucyrp I may have to invest if they are good then x

Haha @SmileyT I thought @lucyrp would be small too! I’m only 5’2!! I think coz @lucyrp is young I think small blonde and tiny feet!! X