Hi! Newbie here, totally new to mumsnet as well though I've been lurking on this thread to work out what the flip you're all talking about 
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TTC #1
Cycle 0.1 (beta testing)
So after loads of agonising we decided to go for it, but this month was really a pretend month, knowing chances were low and preferring to enjoy our holiday and not think about it too much.
I have fairly regular cycles of 27-29 days except the odd one, happened to be July was only 20 days. Very unusual. Not tried OPK yet, but have some in the drawer for next month.
I didn't think I would be jumping on this thread as we only DTD once while on holiday before getting upset stomachs pretty bad, and according to flo app it's likely that was 1 or 2 dpo. So I thought, very slim chance.
Now however I am on day 29 of cycle, so overdue (it has gone past 29 before, just not for a while). This would be 14 days since we DTD and perhaps 16DPO. So who knows, could be lucky timing.
I feel like AF is about to arrive though, have done for a few days. But I've also had cramps from bad stomach since the holiday. Possibly another reason I am late, I've been pretty unwell.
I did a cheapo test and BFN. Though I peed on it wrong and possibly flooded it. But it was as negative as you can get :) Figure I would wait a few days until I'm unreasonably late and try a clear blue.
Laughed at two of you above saying you hate your jobs but can't leave due to the maternity benefits - same here!