looking for nutty fun loving ttcers to share tips!

[thisisouryrfx18]

Wanted to start a thread for slightly bonkers ttcers who can laugh at themselves & boost one anothers moral😉 shy posters scared to talk about the nitty gritty shagging at all hrs and discussing cm in detail need not reply!😜

Hi owlpatrol rosieposies and sophie22 let the madness begin ladies lol planning the nursery at 2am oh ive been there planning the names calculating due dates for a conception that hasnt even happened yet lol

Hi hidcat welcome! nah dnt stop buying just bulk internet cheapies that way u can pee til ur hearts content😉

@thisisouryrfx18 no af as yet. Due tomorrow or Monday. (Temping is messed up and the app changed my date apparently)

@Owlpatrol I've hit the wine... again tonight!! If I get a bfp over the weekend the baby is gonna be drunk let alone a brain child!!! 🙈

@rosieposies I've already planned the nursery... hahaha. But I did build a dog crate!! Visiting our new puppy tomorrow. Bring him home mid April!!! Yikes!!!

@HidCat Don't let his put out back stop ya. If he's lying down I'd be mounting him!! Hahahah!!

I shall be POAS again tomorrow!! Let cha know how it goes!!
(P.s. hubby came onto me tonight and I was like.... wtf I've already ovulated!!! 😂🤣😂 I had to DTD but if only he was more enthusiastic around FW! 🙈)

Cakelaur keep us posted on test..aww puppy sooo cute what kind of dog is it?🐶 I think we ve dtd soo much this month my oh needs a break not dtd in over a wk lol but throughout the month we managed to do it every 2nd day except one day when i was at the hospital.

Ive just been drinking low alcohol ciders really fruity actually nice suprisingly!

BFN this morning! No idea what's going on!! The puppy is a St. Bernard! 🐶

Im literally soo jealous ive got a fluffy baby already but i 💗🐕s is it a boy or a girl? Its a gd distraction still bfn and no af ive not tested once this cycle(pats my own back) i think im doin gd showing sum self restraint but then again ive still got 5days until af is due. Itd b soo great to have a november baby little fluffy onesies and snowsuits with ears👶🐰

It's a boy. We're gonna call him teddy. So excited. So proud of you!!! I've been peeing on sticks for days!!! Haha. And still nothing. Totally given up now. Probably haven't even ovulated!! Haha. 🙈 November bubs would be perfect. If we caught this month the due date would be my dads birthday! He's almost more excited to be a grandad than I am to be a mummy. When we told them at xmas that we were pregnant he was sooooo happy. And it's the only time I've seen him cry when we told him we'd lost it. So I'd LOVE to tell him we're due again on his birthday. But I'm kinda thinking about next month and Christmas babies already! Haha

Our dogs called honey bee lol Aww thats soo sad that ur dad cried x just think how gd itl feel telling him when ur pregnant again..well uve still not had af so ur not out yet!👍I honestly wonder if i even ovulate at this point think i ll need to go to docs and get bloods done😩dont wanna go scared what they ll say tbh

Ive had cramps on and off for about a wk now prob uti with my luck!

Hey all! I just got a positive OPK which was very exciting following he SMEP plan this month so DP won’t know what’s hit him!

Hi AaronPurrSir! Get to it lol😜

I dont understand smep at all is it not have sex 3days in a row during fw then wait a day do it one last time for luck or something?

@cake your post about mounting DH had me howling

I'm so excited for you about your puppy!!!! you MUST upload a pic!

I'm due AF on Tuesday, and really feeling it. Boobs are killing and got some cramping.

I've been making OH fetch me things for weeks now saying 'I might be carrying your child, do stuff for me' (to be fair I also have a bad back) so when AF comes I'm going to run out of excuses and have to get my own glass of water wine

@thisisouryearfx18 you DTD every other day from CD10, then when you get a positive OPK you DTD that day, the following, and the one after that. Then you have a 1 day break, then do it one last time. It has a really high success rate!

I know its just the one day break thing that has me miffed why the 1day break ?😕

It’s just in case you ovulate a bit later than anticipated

@Cakelaur if I did that today I'd break him lol. Though I have been hinting as to whether or not he's up to it.

Evening ladies! Hope you're all having a lovely day. Thought I'd share some pup pics. Fell in love today!! 😍

Soo sweet hes gorgeous!💗💜💞😍

Thanks. So in love!! How you all getting on? X

@Cakelaur Teddy is beautiful!
CD13 and no positive OPK as yet... Flo is saying 14th so fingers crossed! Hope you are all getting on ok!

Hey, I'm a newbie trying to make some pals! My husband and I are trying conceive our 3rd baby! I am ovulating this coming week so it will be sex every day to increase the chances....my husband thinks all his Christmas's have come at once 😂

Best of luck to you all :)

P.s my name is Louise and I'm from Scotland 👋🏻👋🏻

I sympathise, TTC first for 10 months and my cycles have been 41 days on average but hugely varied from 33 to 49... plus one 11 day but I dont know if that properly counts! Going a bit crazy doing OPKs although I'm pretty sure I usually O on CD26 if I actually do. The 33 day cycle was last month though (before that shortest was 34) so I'm hoping my weight loss since new years is helping!

Hi lwm89 ! Hi triskaidekaphilia welcome!👋❤ what ages r ur first 2dc? The long cycles r just a kick in the teeth to something thats already hard enough the waits even worse..oh well we gotta work with what we got. I think im 11dpo and still not poas 🎵🎶go meee go meee🎵🎶