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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Yams, fertile feckers and what not to say.

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LimpLettice · 19/11/2017 20:24

Part the third:

Welcome all anti-fertile fuckers! This is our clique for those trying longer than 6 cycles and are pretty fed up.

Here are our Fucked Off TTC Commandments

  • Thou shall not arrive one day and post BFP next day
  • Thou shall not give advice to other when TTC for one month only
  • Thou shall not participate in one-up-manship and realise TTC is shit for everyone in different ways
  • Thou shall allow posters to be fucked off with the world and everything in it at regular points in the month
  • Thou shall not be offended by strong language
  • Thou shall not tell everyone to eat yams
  • Thou shall accept being called a muppet for testing at 7dpo at 9pm at night

Our spreadsheet which includes what supplements (and potatoes) we are trying in our journey to motherhood.

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Wanderlushh · 05/12/2017 21:55

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TheGrumpySquirrel · 05/12/2017 21:57

You should get banned for that. Except you're actually embarrassing yourself now.

NimbleKnitter · 05/12/2017 21:59

Not jealous. Not bitter. Just furious that you can waltz in here, spout your bile and walk away with zero consequence.

I'm assuming you have children, and are therefore the proof of the idiocy of your comments. You are quite possibly the nastiest 'human' I have ever encountered

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LimpLettice · 05/12/2017 22:00

Dried up ovaries? Words fail me. Take your dried up humanity and shove it, lady. Ta ta.

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TheGrumpySquirrel · 05/12/2017 22:00

An example of life's unfairness. What a vile specimen you are. I hope Karma gets you good and proper.

TheGrumpySquirrel · 05/12/2017 22:01

I think it's a troll who just joined for this purpose. Pretty low. Do not feed.

Bubblegum89 · 05/12/2017 22:03

We joked about the yam thing in a lighthearted way, even with the person who originally suggested it on her thread. You came onto a thread you had no part of solely to be incredibly nasty to a bunch of ladies struggling with something I doubt you can even comprehend but we’re the horrible ones? Sure, sure. Reported that last vile comment you made. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out

WonkyDonk87 · 05/12/2017 22:08

The collective response to a troll is a wonderful thing ☺️ Hurrah to the ladies who find community in tact, decency and group support 🎉🎉🎉

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LimpLettice · 05/12/2017 22:11

Appears not to have any other mn presence. Troll. Offensive but tiny pointless little person. Ignore.

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NimbleKnitter · 05/12/2017 22:11

I really don't understand how anyone gets any pleasure from trolling. How can it be pleasurable to make everyone dislike you?

Bubblegum89 · 05/12/2017 22:18

Some people are just that sad, I guess. Living unfulfilled lives and need to start drama to give themselves meaning.

Dandelion89 · 05/12/2017 22:21

Crikey I can’t see those messages but I think I get the just if what it was saying. What the hell is wrong with some people?! Imagine being that nasty and bitter.

Si1ver · 05/12/2017 22:23

Look, while we're talking about this, I've got to confess: I've never really understood what were meant to be doing with the yams. Shoving them somewhere?

Bubblegum89 · 05/12/2017 22:23

Maybe we’re supposed to ground them up and snort them?

micropig · 05/12/2017 22:24

I think it's just eating them, but in Frankie and Grace, Frankie makes a lube from yams haha!

SparkwoodAnd21 · 05/12/2017 22:25

I’ve been grinding them down and injecting them. Is that right?

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LimpLettice · 05/12/2017 22:25

Yam cock rings?

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micropig · 05/12/2017 22:26

Also well done on fending off the troll ladies. You're all wonderful.

micropig · 05/12/2017 22:26

Yam cock rings?! Hahaha love it!

SparkwoodAnd21 · 05/12/2017 22:26

I won’t say where I’m injecting them though.....

NimbleKnitter · 05/12/2017 22:26

I just made a yam shrine. Is that wrong?!

Balls - I've been giving that advice to everyone

Bubblegum89 · 05/12/2017 22:28

Here you go, ladies. This is the 406th time I’ve googled how to use yams to get pregnant, I lied before www.fertilityafter40.com/yams-ovulation--fertility.html

micropig · 05/12/2017 22:28

I thought I was meant to sleep with one under my pillow and kiss it three times each time I DTD for luck.

micropig · 05/12/2017 22:32

@Bubblegum89 that article only mentions "taking" yams rather than eating them, and specifically not eating them in the second half of the cycle. Should I be stealing them from the shop? Taking them out to work? Taking them on dates?

Bubblegum89 · 05/12/2017 22:36

micropig I confess, I didn’t read it. I just googled it and picked a link haha. I refuse to waste my time reading about yams