Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

Hi mam x

I hadn't watched any since about 2012, so I have a lot of One Born to catch up with! Should keep me going until back to work on Monday but it has to be a secret binge because it turns me into a blubbering wreck and OH looks at me like I am an alien beamed in from outer space! Hi cookie!

I have to say I would just test away to your hearts content! If you can take it emotionally!
I tested regularly well into my pregnancy at least til first scan (and the rest! 🤦🏻‍♀️) those damn Amazon cheapies!
But I had a miscarriage before and it made me feel good!
Good luck!!! There really is nothing like seeing those two lines for the first time!

Incidentally, the first time I ever got a positive test I tested after waking from a crazy vivid dream about a positive test beeping and flashing at me ... not sure if that helps your crazy...

Thanks so much. Now it all makes sense. EWCM??! Learn something new every day. And AF literally just arrived. Boo. But on the upside in really happy my cycle has kicked back into normal rhythm immediately following half my life on the pill. Happy days.

Morning!! I'm not sure what to make of this... and I have no more tests to use right now!

I can definitely see a line there Muggle!

Oh muggle I definitely see a line but I hate those tests they are a bugger for false positives get another brand ASAP eeeeeekkkk please be good news!!x

Can I join? Periods all over the place since MC in January and am currently (I think) 3 days late, however I don't think I ovulated until CD 21 (so last Thursdayish) 2 negative tests this week, backache and nausea... Desperately trying to convince myself that I won't get a bfp if I test now as this mornings test was negative.

Noooo I've just gone and bought more of the same brand! I thought they were good ones.. bloody typical!!

So I've just done another couple because I'm panic peeing now! The cheapie has a verrrry faint line and another clear blue (rolling my eyes) is showing positive. I've bought the digital one too and going to do that in the morning, what's the deal with them? Reliable or not so?

Trying not to get excited yet!

Now that is a BFP!!!!!!!! Congrats my lovely muggle!!!!

No fire whiskey or butter beer for you.......

Accio the folic acid and apparate yourself into an antenatal club!
(I joke stay here with us just can't help myself)

Man I need a new funner name mine sucks but don't want to change as nobody will know me on here then!

Speaking of usernames welcome fuck x

Haha thanks cookie my username is my middle finger to the MC

I see lines! Congratulations @JustAMuggle!

Sorry to hear about your MC @FuckMyUterus. And welcome. And welcome to everyone else too!

No news from me. TWW is boring.

Well still a bfn this morning, but still no AF either I just want either a bfp or AF, hate, hate, HATE the waiting and uncertainty, its slowly driving me crazy

I am the same fuck day 36 here and bfn boobs are aching just hoping it isn't another mother fucking 8 week cycle...

So it's Monday it is a new week I am CD 39 and managed to lose a lousy 3/4 of a pound in a week need to start doing the dreaded exercise as I just love food too much!

@JustaMuggle... Well done on your BFP! You must be so pleased. :)

Welcome to all the other new comers too.

I am still in my TWW... AF is due Sept 14th and I think she will be coming. Haven't had any other symptoms that would indicate that she wont come. :(

@Cookie1831 I hear you about the exercise thing.. I have my first PT session for a month tonight.. and I am NOT looking forward to it. He is not going to be impressed with me at all!

You would think the want to have a baby would stop me from eating and actually lose weight.

Soooo I am 5ish days late and Still no bfp and no sign of AF :( CM is still thick and creamy and there's loads of it, whereas I'd normally be as dry as Ghandis flipflop by now if AF was coming... I don't know what to do?

Are you normally regular? X

cookie yes fairly regular, never more than a day late... I am using IC tests but theyre 10mui sensitivity so surely they'd pick it up??

@FuckMyUterus could you be stressed out? as Stress can make AF late.

I know this from last month.. when i was 3 days late.