Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

@Pinkemi 10 months. I think she's the sort where you know if she hasn't made it to a class because someone else has won Slimmer of the Week! But she's definitely earned it. Think she does a decent amount of exercise too (probably my biggest my downfall, ugh, moving...)

After my bout of poas really early I have managed to hold back, mostly because I am convinced I am not pregnant.

Been pretty quiet on here. Seems like everyone else is as fed up as I am!

@JemDoughnut... I chuckled at your last comment.. (Ugh, Moving) as I have been feeling the same recently!

@Anban... bit fed up here i must admit. Found myself almost going.. meh.. whats the point?! Then remembered that I really want a baby.. that is the point!

So.. onto C4, Day 9. Did an Ovulation test this morning and it was negative... been slowly reading that new book of mine.

Things I have learnt so far:

• It is good for your other half to also take a multi vitamin. *We should be having at least 1 portion of full fat dairy a day. (which I struggle with as I'm trying to give up dairy.

I havent read much of it yet! been so busy! lol

Am still here feeling very meh! Day um let me count 57!!! Another BFN still no sign of period am so bored of this crap now I would say I am going shopping to cheer myself up but I am all bloated and yuck and everything will look rank on bah humbug!

Oh Cookie you poor thing! I'm trying to think about what sort of thing helps bring AF if it is late.. other then DTD.. i can't think of anything. Sorry.. not much help!

anyone heard of Focus T25? It's by the American fitness guy Shaun T? beachbody and all that.

Anyways I am starting that today! thankfully the exercises are about 30mins long.. but I took my before measurements and pictures on Sat (not nice!) so am hoping that I will have a visible difference once the 4 weeks is up!

I feel very unhealthy sitting here eating my pringles. :/

I just brought a DK fertility and conception book. I will let yall know if it has anything interesting in it.

Hmmm Pringles! What flavour?? I haven't had them in years!

Just finished my workout and oh.my.god! I might hurt a bit tomorrow... but I feel good!

Right better get dressed and cook something for supper (although I dunno what.)

Okay confused! Is it possible to flood a clear blue ovulation stick and get a miss reading?? I just got my static smiley face on day 10 of my cycle..

Looking at the stick the dye has bled all over the place.. could this be a mis reading? I don't feel like i could be at my most fertile..

Might buy a new packet and 're try in the morning? Gah.

I would have thought over flooding it more likely to give you a false negative than positive?
I did a work out yesterday too and I ache today!

well i thought that at first.. but there isn't a second line.. just a blue splodge..

I mean.. we are going to DTD tonight just in case (obviously)... but just seems strange.

Really think it's a false positive for peak.. my CM is sticky like right before my period.. don't feel like I'm ovulating. Meh. What a waste! I now cant use that tester and have to get a new one.

Boots are doing 3 for 2 on the pregnancy tests and ovulation tests by the way! I'm now sorted for a couple of months.

Oh my god.. I have been taking evening primrose oil for the whole of my cycle as i was told that this would be good for PMS symptoms and help regulate my hormones.. I've just read this:

EPO is NOT suggested for use after ovulation when a woman is trying to conceive. If a woman is pregnant, or thinks she may be pregnant, she should not not use EPO because the uterus may begin to contract. In some women this may lead to pre-term labor or miscarriage; though there is little evidence of this. Nonetheless, it is always best to use caution when using EPO if you think you may be pregnant.

I had no idea!!

Am I going crazy.. there is a slight line there isn't there? Which would mean I have either missed my fertile period or I am coming up to it.

Annoyed that my CB digital is showing peak already . . Coz it will now stay there for 48hrs! You can't re-use the same holder after it.. don't wanna waste the money trying to test with digital again this cycle.. so bought boots own for the rest of this cycle. (Now I need to work out how to read them! ) apparently the line has to be as dark as the test line on the right . (All this is so confusing!!)

I can see the line but yeah thought it had to be as dark so this is a negative opk? You got me all excited I thought it was a preggo test!!! Bum about EPO I didn't know that either thanks for sharing!
I am still hanging around day 60 now should we make it fun and do a sweepstake of when I get my period?? I am thinking day 73! What did the message say above that got deleted by the way??

I did it again.. looks like I peed on the stick for too long or something and the test has bled. Got another peak reading from this (so another holder wasted) but there isn't another line on it. Gah! I knew I should have just carried on with the cheapies.

@Cookie1831.. Sorry! I didn't think of that when i uploaded it.. but yeah.. i can see why you would have thought that! haha

Have you had anything back from the doctors yet as to why you might still be waiting for AF? Did it come back as negative.. I can't remember?

The message was a plea for a fundraising account.. someone wanting us to donate money so they can pay for IVF.

I am exhausted and my foo foo hurts! Because of all this uncertainty on whether or not I am fertile or not.. we have been DTD just in case.. I think its like.. 4 nights in a row. And now that I got ANOTHER peak reading this morning i'm like.. blast.. must keep going just in case.

Bloods were normal LH and FsH on the lower side just waiting on scan, boobs still sore cervix lower and harder so hoping AF coming soon (pleeeeassseeeee Mother Nature sort your shit out!!)
4 in a row impressive!!! Drink lots you don't want cystitis xxx

you can get cystitis from too much DTD? I never knew that! I normally drink about 1.5ltrs a day.. might dry and up it then just in case!

fingers crossed you get AF soon.. the waiting would be driving me nuts! (hug) sorry..

That's why it is sometimes called "honeymoon cystitis" often caused by all the shagging
Thank you lovely x

ooh.. You learn something new every day!

So.. I just called the Clear blue Helpline just now because was concerned that I seem to have got two peaks in the same cycle.

Did you women know.. that apparently you can get a hormone surge without the release of an egg? and that it COULD happen once or twice in a cycle. I was like.. I had no idea! She also said that seeing as I am on Day12 of my cycle.. I am probably getting a valid reading with the test i did this morning.. and that I should DTD tonight and tomorrow just in case.

My blasted husband is AWAY tonight. so no doing the deed on day 1 of my peak.. will have to make sure i do it tomorrow! (At least we get a break.) Just hope.. hope.. that i dont miss the most important day.

ALSO... Apparently you CAN still re-use the holder for these tests.. just after the 48hrs of the peak reading is shown. I was like. WTF.. I have wasted about £60 buying new tests because i thought i wasn't able to use the same holder for more then one cycle.

Am sure there will be loads of swimmers still around from all that previous action a day off would probably help them recharge
Huge news here I woke up to AF!!!!! Am so happy day 61 is now CD1

@Cookie1831 YEY for AF!! No more waiting for you! I think this is the first time we have cheered for AF in a long time. haha

So.. husband managed to come home last night and we DTD.. 5 nights in a row. If i don't get my BFP this month I am going to be pissed off! haha

Im confused about my peak readings tho.. as I don't have the EWCM.. but my boobs are a bit sore (like before my period) and my hips are hurting.. (but that could be due to increased exercise and Bedroom dancing) so maybe it is right.

Just worried that the swimmers wont survive coz i dont have EWCM.

Ooh i forgot to tell you guys... I bought myself a thermometer that links to an app. :) So in the morning I just take my temperature and then bluetooth it to the app. Its pretty expensive and ive only used it a couple of days but so far I like it :)

That sounds so high tech check you out is it just us left on this thread so you think? Where has everybody else gone?!