Hut of Gl/Doom tercera- We hate babydust and we don't care.

[duchesse]

I'm imaging this one as more of an Eeyore stick hut type thing. Maybe Eeyore is actually still in residence.

Guys - I'm skulking off line for the eve... Look after yourselves.
Sx

Sounds like you're my insanity buddy then, Sunshinedays.

Defo poke bloke in eye. Only sensible way forwards.

Beansprout- maybe you could start to play "attention-seeking" bingo- make a list of the things he might say, and cross them off as and when he says them. When you get full house, have a drink/ choc/ anything you fancy really.

Duchesse, what a fab idea! Could be adapted to many situations, for e.g when my dp comes home ina foul mood and i JUST KNOW the majority of the things he'll say and do! But he would be stinking furious if I did.....{grin}.....all the more reason to give it a go me thinks

Anyway, enough ofmy excitement! I am actually miserable as buggery. Have stuffed myself with choccie 3 days running, am growing new spots (why oh why do I still get spots???????), have burning bazookas and lower ab twinges. Is this my phone call from AF to tell me she's on her way or what??????? Really feel like throwing things at the mo, preferably at someones head! TTC is NOT meant to be so shitty! Why is it so fecking easy if you're 15 and having sex for the 1st time, but not for grown women who actually WANT (and can cope with) a baby? Raaaahhhhhhhhhh

Ooh, feedmenow, come over here and throw things with me (not at me [wink). I have wanted to throw things all afternoon and been generally shouty, and I am still a week away...

oh feedmenow! i know what you mean. all the 15yo's who sit next to a lad and start sprouting triplets. and then theres us! just 1 more'd be nice

exactly lissielou - just one more, surely that's not too much to ask. I just can't see why it could happen so quickly the first time and then now...

Apologies to those trying to conceive no. 1.

tbh, one of the ways i got such a quick appt with the doc was coz i ranted about the family that had died before being born! i try not to think like that tho. too much of a can of worms iykwim

am v low today. my mum came round yesterday and the 1st thing she said was that jane (the girl whos family i lived with when i was 14-18) has just had her 12w scan, and everythings perfect. my 14yo dstepn is 13w pg now and fed up already, oh and everyone in my home town knows about the ep and all of my mcs!

fucking great!

I can't believe you have a 14 yo pg sn lissie!! Do you actually know her? Will she be a good mum do you think? It would possibly make it a little easier if she will, but if she doesn't give a toss and will happily let a real grown up raise the baby for her then I think I would feel obliged to scream!
I am meant to be going to a prty in a few weeks to friends who are now about 13 weeks pg. I AM happy for them and I thought I would be fine with it but, lying in bed last night I got to thinking that I don't know if I'll be OK at all. I'll obviously get drunk and that could then well lead to me sobbing my heart out for hours on end and probably making her feel guily when it isn't actually anything to do with her iyswim. Oh great big poops!!! Happy friggin mothers day to us all!

Hello I'm back with my own brand of doom and gloom. Just totally pissed off with my body playing horrible tricks on me to the point I wish my period would just hurry up and come and stop giving me false fucking hope!!
Getting so much hassle at woe as well, I took Friday off because I was ill with migraine, and had to put up with at least half a dozen phone calls from work about things I had to sort out and the fucking builders outside making a huge racket so I couldn't sleep. And every time I start to feel a little bit better, I'd get up, the migraine would start up again and I'd start projectile vomiting...
My head's better today, but still leep feeling very sick, and no sign of period except an on-off brown discharge which to me is bad news. The last time I got a similar discharge, 3 days later I had a m/c.
Right I'm off to find some things to throw around the room...
Actually that's what we need in here, an infinite supply of ugly porcelain ornaments to throw at the wall ala Scarlett in the library scene in Gone with the Wind....

Woe=work

Good idea about the ornaments. I am happy to volunteer my dh's head if anyone wants some target practice.

Thought this might help

Anyone fancy a game? Feel free to pin an pics you want to the board

pissed off hormonal women and assorted sharp flying objects... yep, that sounds like a great idea!

cool - thats what I thought !!

one set of ugly porcelain ornaments to throw around

You know what they say about being careful what you wish for? Well my period has just arrived. FUCK!!!

I am so sorry that the old hag arrived Catbabyummy - life can be really sh*t.

Sorry to hear that CBM.

shit cbm.

Make use of ugly porcelain Catbaby (although I thought some of it rather attractive personally )
My period is sooo on the way and I feel a bit like Catbaby earlier in that I just want it to come so that I can move on. But I haye wishing my life away with all this crap...

So sorry to hear of all your woes.

Try this: Bat a Rat .

A stress reliever for us all. (ps-I haven't forgotten you, Beansprout- just hoping for inspiration about where I might have put it...)

OMG duchesse I love that game!! - we have it at our local arcade except it is a mole you have to bash with a real bat on a screen - very satisfying!!! grin]

Marvellous game! Would still prefer dh's head but rats are good for now!!

Duchesse - don't worry, it all feels a bit less urgent. We are ok for now and we have some of the little plug in things so I think that might be enough (along with the half a ton of bait still knocking about!)