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Hut of Gl/Doom tercera- We hate babydust and we don't care.

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duchesse · 19/02/2007 14:19

I'm imaging this one as more of an Eeyore stick hut type thing. Maybe Eeyore is actually still in residence.

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mum03 · 16/03/2007 21:50

Duchesse - Sorry to hear about all the eggs.... wish I could think of something to say that would help, but I can't.

lissielou · 16/03/2007 22:23

oh duchesse.

just did that "google your mn name" thing and it bought up my bfps from my ep.... and the pic of my bfp.

shit w*nk bollocks. trying so hard to focus on ttc but should be 12w pg now.

duchesse · 16/03/2007 22:31

Oh, Lissie, don't go there. That way lies madness. And you're still grieving- it really wasn't that long ago.

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lissielou · 16/03/2007 22:33

i know, add to that my v painful period (which im going to ask the doc about).... still only got a few days til the specialist. v scared about that!

duchesse · 16/03/2007 22:38

I daresay there's some scarring in there from the op, isn't there? If you're having cramps it might tug a bit. Best get it checked out by someone qualified though, defo.

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lissielou · 16/03/2007 22:39

will do, sorry didnt mean to crash, just seeing all thats bought me down a lot!

LatenightOwl · 16/03/2007 23:49

Dear Lissie - here's wishing you all the best for the specialist next week. Arm yourself with a page of questions just incase you forget when you get in there....

BTW ive just tried the google my mn name (cos never thought of doing that before) and got a woman (who is definately not me) with a racoon on her head and who is into photography - sorry but Im not like that

feedmenow · 17/03/2007 09:19

I just googled me and there are loads of feedmenows out there.....members of playstation.com, some restaurant review place and a link to a piccie of....guess what....a really cute newborn baby!!
So depsite my knowledge that any chance of bfp this month is just about non-existant, I am still managing to feel crappy that I am craving choccie and getting spots (all pre-menstrual signs). Fuckedy, fuckedy, fuckedy, fuck!

beansprout · 17/03/2007 15:31

How is everyone today? Lissie? Duchesse?

Ok here, although dh is at the hospital with some mystery injury to his eye. One side is completely bloodshot and there is a small but on the eye itself. He woke up like this this morning. Odd. He's ok. Told me, in that pathetic male way, that what he probably needs is an eye patch. I told him that he may have to struggle on with some drops but I would point it out to everyone if it helped

Reminded me of that Jo Brand line about men not understanding the pain of childbirth - "they would if they were repeatedly hit in the bollocks with a cricket bat for 14 hours"

duchesse · 17/03/2007 16:25

Tis bleeding I am.

Maybe your husband's got an eyelash of something in there? Or conjunctivitis? Neither of which is exactly lethal but if he's anything like mine he'll be expecting cossetting and sympathy nonetheless. I agree with Jo Brand.

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beansprout · 17/03/2007 16:42

Sorry to hear that D.

Worst case scenario with dh - they have sent him home with eye patches!! Doh! He didn't think he needed any attention until I pointed it out and now he has lost the ability to apply 2 bits of surgical tape to keep an eyepatch in place, so, "ouch, if, ooh love it hurts, you could just, you could just help me, ooh, ooh, with it please" etc etc. It's like he has been replaced with his pathetic twin. Now I am left with all the housework, shopping etc as he "needs to rest" i.e. watch the rugby. I AM TRYING TO GET AN EGG TO IMPLANT FFS!!!!

Seems most likely explanation is that ds scratched his eye. Imagine the damage a bloody great stick could do

I am nice, honestly I am. It's just the man thing that gets my goat.

lissielou · 17/03/2007 16:49

lol reminds me of just after my ep dh scratched his cornea, and when i was in labour he asked the mw to look at his little finger coz it hurt

both times i "wouldnt believe the pain" fecking men!

duchesse, thats rubbish, im sorry

beansprout · 17/03/2007 16:55

lol lissie! That's a classic!

sideways · 17/03/2007 17:04

duchesse - sorry about the bleeding.

Men are so tragic, aren't they?

lissielou · 17/03/2007 17:07

it was the whiney frank spencer voice that did it. when he was moaning about his eye i justr said "ive had major surgery to remove a part of my reproductive apparatus. now empty my wee bag you wimp"

Sunshinedays · 17/03/2007 18:28

Hi Guys - I love this thread.... just wish I could keep up with it!

Hope you don't mind me dipping in every now and then - to say hi, I've left you a couple of bottles of wine and a big box of choc on the bar.

lissielou · 17/03/2007 18:30

of course not, come whenever. and ta for the goodies

lissielou · 17/03/2007 18:30

of course not, come whenever. and ta for the goodies

beansprout · 17/03/2007 18:47

Yum. A hut can never have too much chocolate I find.

Dh update - seems to need to adopt a curious angle with his head, as if he is looking out from under a visor that is too big, rather than just through one eye. I actually work with blind people who seem to find their way around in the world in a less tortured way than this. In fact, not tortured at all. AND THEY MAKE THEIR OWN FECKING TEA!!!

Humph!

Sunshinedays · 17/03/2007 18:51

Lol beansprout. Maybe you should get one of your colleagues to come and look after him for a while... just to make hime feel really humble.

(am I grumpy enough to join the hut?)

lissielou · 17/03/2007 18:55

of course sunshine.

beansprout has he whimpered those immortal words yet
"i think its really serious this time"

Sunshinedays · 17/03/2007 19:01

I'm so fed up with myself for after over 40 cyles of ttc I'm still 2ww syptom spotting. There is a fine line between optimism and madness..

At the mo I THINK I've got a metalic taste and I'm trying to convince myself these mild cramps are oh so different to every other months. (again)
Yeah right.

Pass me a champagne truffle

beansprout · 17/03/2007 19:01

No, it's all swung the other way. He is not getting enough attention and it's getting in the way of the rugby, so he has taken it off. That's how serious it is!

I'm waiting for him to ask me if he needs to sleep with it on....

beansprout · 17/03/2007 19:03

Sunshine - you are very welcome here. For starters, we don't know where madness begins either. I strongly suspect that most of us are the other side of the line though.

Sunshinedays · 17/03/2007 19:12

My bloke is muttering to himself while watching the rugby ... shall I poke him in the eye so he can sympathise with your man?

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