Hut of Gl/Doom tercera- We hate babydust and we don't care.

[duchesse]

I'm imaging this one as more of an Eeyore stick hut type thing. Maybe Eeyore is actually still in residence.

Yes, Duchess, while out walking the triplets, you shall sneeze and birth all 4, which you shall then carry home in your hood.

gnaw gnaw gnaw

Hmmm, does work marginally better

Know how you feel Duchesse. I also feel ambivalent during the business period, which is where I'm at now. I have ftc emotional rollercoaster fatigue. I'd rather concentrate my efforts elsewhere, e.g. change my job or do a course or something but just get off this fultile merry-go-round.

That said, Impatience - I'm feeling quite excited about your line. Look after yourself this evening - whatever that consists of. Staying busy works for me so I don't go utterly mad. Well, that's the idea, anyway

Littlefish - sorry to hear about your period. Have some chocolate, there's loads. We raided the Green and Blacks factory last night

The pee-on-a-stick lady (not her tick-chasing friend) says I should of course ignore that line. Oh, and as if to laugh at me, I have period pains starting up. Could still be early signs... God, this is horrendous! I do this every bloody month! Was it you, beansprout, who said they'd seen madness referred to as doing the same thing again and again while expecting different results? Commit me now and have done with it!

Oh bugger this desperately searching the internet for evidence that I'm pregnant. I'm off to attack that washing up. I shall of course keep you posted, but don't expect for a moment that I am actually pregnant. What a joke!

ditto, Beansprout- and I like your new syndrome name.

Impatience, pull yerself together, girl, and go and do that washing up. Knowing about two days earlier isn't going to make it any more real, you know...

still hopes that Impatience is

Duchesse - you are not the only one doing a test today. Oh no that would be twonk number fucking one- namely moi!
Am roughly cd28 of 32 and guess what?????????

BFN!!!!!!
And yes i kept looking at it, this way, that way under the light, fishing it out of the fecking bin 'just in case' but still nothing. You wanna know how gullible i really am?? I paid some witch on ebay to do a f*ing fertility spell, god do i feel stupid now

Am so sorry......
Forgot to say hi everyone hope you are all ok ...get the rant over first and now breathe.....aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

and if that wasn't bad enough i killed the thread too

Nobody can kill this thread, pepperpots. Twas Impatience who tested today, not I. Have this bar of white choc- Beansprout gave it to me yesterday, but Im not a major fan. I'll stick to ploughing through the seven dark bars she liberated as well.

Oh god im so sorry, impatience please forgive me too. You see what this babymaking lark has done to my brain???!!!! ...now on the chocolate front i will take whatever is going
You know what i thought it was only me who done that checking it every few seconds, and knowing so much about evap lines - yet when you see one can't help but feel that little jump can you?

How shallow is it to be jealous of a pregnant friend not just because she is pregnant but also because she is getting all the 'how lovely, you're pregnant' chat from everyone else?

I forewent(past of forego?)the fig rolls for mini eggs today. and two penguin bars.

my friend sent me a picture message of her 24 week old bump yesterday .... and all i could send back was 'oh dont you look neat' wtf?!!??!!!!
when all i want to shout is why is it not me!!! (unfortunatley she is one of those annoying people that only has to sniff sperm to become pg!!!!)

with quins probably

i know... bitch!!! Im so fed up im gonna drink copius amounts of vodka to make me better

"six weeks? It's not as if you were really pregnant!"

Has someone done that one already?

"not really a baby at that stage, more like a bunch of cells"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had text off friend who has been for her dating scan. Baby is fine. I haven't replied because am now extremely jealous. \i'll get over it.
Ph, and why is worl broadband off? BT Cancelled it because we haven't paid the bill., FFS, I work for a multi million pound company! I'm having to work on another site 1/2 mile down the road from my lab just to get some fucking work done - and I still have no access to email or my local file server!

Catbaby, I did wonder about that when you complained about the state your place of employ was in. Absolutely nothing surprises me about business in this country...

Mumpbump I have been trying to fool myself that stress levels are unimportant. I mean ffs if women can have babies in war zones surely I can manage. However, I am now being confronted with my own delicateness dammit. Inconvenient and humiliating. I think I may have to investigate the basket weaving market for alternative employment. Or maybe I could be one of those "the computer says no" customer service people. They never sound stressed, just lifeless.

Yes, they have their hypothalamus removed, methinks....

The problem with my company is various functions such us our accounts and IT departments have been outsourced to our sister company. And to be fair to them, they are severely under resourced. Plus they tend to serve our sister company first before us. It's totally shit!
I should take a leaf out of Dilbert's book and threaten thme that if they don't get my broadband link frixed to day, there will be a "plague of locusts o'er the land"!

Lots of sympathy for anyone who is having to endure details of other people's scans/bumps etc.

Am still utterly fed up. Now have a motley bunch of would be methods for spotting ovulation - opks (yes, Atilla, I know they are based on a false premise, but whatever gets you through), a thing to gob and spot the ferning and of course girls, an unhealthy level of interest in how far any given bit of CM can stretch.

And am I pregnant? Am I f*ck. And naturally, just in the bit of the month when it matters, I'm not sure if I want to be.

Arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Morning girls. I still have no idea whether I'm pregnant, although I still don't really believe that I could be. I feel like my period's trying to start and have had a fair bit of spotting, but no proper bleeding yet. But that's not unusual for me: My womb seems to need a day of limbering up. But I did another test this morning and there was a very very (ie, eye-aching) line that appeared within the 10 mins, although I'm not sure whether it was pink or grey. Ie, could still be a bloody evap line. We were very good and actually threw the thing away at 10mins. Oh, ok, at 11.30 mins. But the line was there well before 10. On the basis of feeling damp and having bits of spotting I'd say not pregnant. But these myserious lines threw me into disarray. Oh, ok, like I wasn't already anyway and haven't been for the last 3 years...

Aaarrrgh!

Pepperpots, perhaps it was a real witch and a real spell. Perhaps it'll work! All this power-of-the-mind stuff, why not believe it will work and see if you can placebo yourself into a bfp!