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The one where we all get and stay diffed, and we're brooking no argument about it

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BeedlesPineNeedles · 20/02/2016 08:27

Yeah new thread

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Imps9 · 29/03/2016 21:02

Yessss! That is absolutely your name.

keepitgoing · 29/03/2016 21:24

Maybe an inch. My 32s which I wear more it's about 2 inches. But when I take off my 30dd it's dug in around the sides even though a bigger cup gapes around the boobs, maybe I'm a weird shape

Ooh impsy, you busty minx!

keepitgoing · 29/03/2016 21:25

And you were in an A cup...? What, 36a??

MagicBoobLady · 29/03/2016 21:30

The 30 is correct. Do you scoop when putting your bra on? The cup sounds too small which is making the band dig in. If you had a bigger cup and scooped everything in then you would be more comfortable

keepitgoing · 29/03/2016 21:38

Er no... So I need to get a 30e? Will dig through my array and see if I have one..

Imps9 · 29/03/2016 21:43

Just hefting my enormous norks into bed. There's barely room for Mr Imps in here now.

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 06:49

Had another annoying dream last night - was at booking in appt and all the midwives laughed at me because I answered one of the questions wrong in the book. Then one of them told me I should cheer the fuck up and look as though I was enjoying my pregnancy, while another told me to tidy up all the toys and pick up all of the litter.

Anyone had a booking in appt that went like that? Confused

Loopyaboutmy2boys · 30/03/2016 07:30

How is it that I'm only 6dpo? Feels like time has stopped this week, it's dragging so much...

Loopyaboutmy2boys · 30/03/2016 07:31

Imps only just seen your last post. Can safely say I have never had one like that! You will be fine. When's your next scan due?

Good luck keep, I think you said your scan was today?

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 07:46

Good to know Loop!

I think Keep' scan is tomorrow, but may have got that wrong.

At 6 DPO you're only 3 days away from a realistic testing day...

keepitgoing · 30/03/2016 08:14

Aren't they all like that imps...? Good luck today and enjoy. Let me know if you have bloods taken, I didn't but sil did, mine will be done at scan appt. Which is tomorrow at 1330 so another 29 hours

9do would be a little early. Ignore imps, she crazy! I can't remember if you work loopy - hope you have sth to take your mind off it while the boys are at school

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 08:19

I got my BFP on 9DPO #justsaying #notsocrazy #youprobablyshouldlistentoKeepthoughLoopy

MagicBoobLady · 30/03/2016 08:24

Booking in appointments are answering lots of questions about family history, your health, where you want to give birth etc. Providing a wee sample, taking bp and blood samples are the physical things, I can't remember if they have a feel or whether it is too early for them to feel anything. You will get your notes which you have to take to every appointment and may be given a Bounty pack. If so then don't fill your details in, they are a ruthless company who will sell your details on for far more money than the few free samples they give you. Even if you tick the box saying you don't give permission they will ignore that. There are people who have lost their babies but Bounty keep selling details anyway and it can be really upsetting for stuff to turn up in the post. There are numerous MNers who have informed Bounty about losing their babies but Bounty just ignore them.

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 08:27

I got my Bounty pack already and threw away all of their marketing bumpf immediately having read numerous stories about their vulture-like attacks on new parents. A shame that the NHS associates themselves with a company like that.

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 08:28

But you can confidently confirm that there will be no litter-picking involved MBL?

keepitgoing · 30/03/2016 08:34

Yes bounty are awful! That's horrible about those whove lost babies. They also hassle people to get pics done on the postnatal ward wtf. And the freebies not worth it anyway

BTW don't freak out, you don't have to really decide about where to give birth for ages

MagicBoobLady · 30/03/2016 08:43

With DD1 I wanted the MLU and ended up in the main hospital. With DD2 I wanted a home birth and ended up, yes you guessed it, back in the main hospital again :o I'm brilliant at getting pregnant and utterly shit at dilating.

keepitgoing · 30/03/2016 08:50

Ah well you can't have it all... I am hopeless at getting pregnant (unaided by huge amounts of drugs) yet dilated and birthed like a pro (am now panicking it will be too fast second time round as was under 4hrs from first contraction)

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 08:52

I'm shit at both getting and staying pregnant so expect giving birth to be my specialism!

MagicBoobLady · 30/03/2016 08:56

Bound to be Imps, you are certain to have a sneeze birth

Loopyaboutmy2boys · 30/03/2016 09:52

I don't work Keep, I had a high earning career but I became sahm after ds2, but school and nursery are on Easter holidays this week and the week after so boys are keeping me busy!

Keep good luck for scan. And my money is on you giving birth in 2 hours start to finish (based on 3 friends who don't mess about when in labour either!)

I remember the bounty woman after ds1 was born lol. I told her to go away. Repeatedly. I didn't want any photos, he was a home birth that ended up being a cat 1 EMCS under GA. He had transitional care and had a cannula in his arm and loads of stuff wrapped round it to try and stop him pulling it out, plus scabs on his head from the trace when I was in labour, and the last thing I wanted was her! She acted like I was the weirdest mother ever, how dare I refuse her kind offer to take photos! I didn't realise what a money making exercise it was, am so glad I told her to go away. When I had ds2 I never saw a bounty person at all which was lovely!!

Imps9 · 30/03/2016 10:58

I'm a MWEPP! Woo! No bloods or blood pressure today - need to go back next week for the bloods.

Oh bumsie, I forgot to ask for a pot to wee in though. Never mind, I will ask for one when I arrive for my appointment.

BeedlesPineNeedles · 30/03/2016 11:19

woohoo imps and excellent news on the instantaneous boob growth

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BeedlesPineNeedles · 31/03/2016 06:12

slightly scared this morning by some brown stuff, virtually nothing when I wipe but its turned me inte a knicker-checking wreck again. On the plus side my boobs are still sore, I Think they might have grown again!

How was the bra shopping imps

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Imps9 · 31/03/2016 06:37

You've had brown stuff at least twice before Beedles and it's been indicative of absolutely nothing. No reason why this should be any different. If you get more can you arrange a scan for reassurance?

Speaking of scans - no more waiting after today Keep. I am sending every positive vibe I have your way. Remind me what time it's at?

No bra shopping yesterday as I'd forgotten that I was working from home. Will pop out this lunchtime. What better way to celebrate the end of the financial year at work?!