Ttc#1 Thread the 4th. TMI club of January 2016. No symptom too disgusting to share!

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

We're on the 4th thread! Oh come all ye symptom spotters! And a fertile new year!

ni yep, af due on the 12th, ovia says to test in 3 days, but I'm all of a dither in case I only just ovulated this weekend, I'very gone from feeling positive, to thinking I'm 70% sure I've missed both/either possible ovulates! you're due a test this weekend too aren't you? It's so exciting!

bunch I think it's a normal scan if they want a full bladder, I had to have a dildocam once long story short, I was 22, weird hormones, funny periods, pain, had to be checked for an eptopic, all was fine though they're not that bad, I got a shock though! Definetly wasn't expecting to take on a 12 inch girthy bastard when I presented at triage thinking I had appendicitis!

That's why I'm nervous to test runner I retreat to that mental anxiety place where I think I'd rather not test and not know and expect af. But then I'm thinking I'd rather test every day from now till af, so I can have a handle on the anxiety, just cautious of it becoming an ocd trigger! Get to bed and look after yourself lady!

Welcome newbies!!!

Guys... I'm wondering when I might have/will ovulate from these OPKs- have put them all together. Started Xmas eve CD7, last one today (Tuesday) which is/was CD12.
Darkest line was probably 28th. (Cd11) we dtd on cd 3 5 7 9 10 11. Not today. I'm worried any little guys in the right place might have died off already. And tomorrow evening might be too late? Or am I panicking unnecessarily?

You're as bad as me kat sperm can live up to 5 days inside the floo, so they're probably forming a queue, elbowing each other out of the way and arguing about who gets to impregnate you first if you've dtd that many times! You're onto a winner! Stop stressing doesn't take own advice tomorrow evening will be fine, and your okp's look awesome! who knew I'd be complimentary about another womans urine

Whoa! This thread is moving so quickly! I was back to work yesterday so trying to catch up now.

Good luck for the scan today Bunch, hope you can avoid dildo cam!

Kat think you will have caught your best day looking at those and your dates?

Welcome Newbies!

Lol at oral superstition Pink

I admit to now getting carried away in dreams about lovely twin babies :-) never heard of soya before, thanks for sharing Snow and Zazzles

I am now on CD 30, no sign of AF yet but not tested again yet. Have had 2 crack of dawn starts yesterday and today and will test tomorrow if no AF appears by then. Don't think it's likely at all, no symptoms other than wind but diet could def explain some of that! I've hit the sprouts hard this year!

Stark sounding positive!

Lana my mum says the same about prams in the house and shakes her head at baby showers! Personally I don't feel superstitious though.

Canters hope you're all sorted for the wedding now? You must be so excited! Getting married is great fun, shame you only get to do it once!

CM is creamy, not much of it. Just in case any of you were wondering!

Kat all of those lines look as dark as the control line to me in which case you are having a long hormone serge and should consider the first one as your ovulation indicator and disregard the others. The dark line will fade eventually but for me it took 4 days.

Elle how how you not tested yet?!

Stark from what I've read most people find it more stressful not testing and worrying about testing than just getting on with it. If it's negative then you know that's either it or it's too early and you do kinda become desensitised and start just thinking "Oh well". I'm sure I mentioned before that by the time I got my BFP I almost found testing boring rather than nerve wrecking because I was so used to doing them that it was just part of my routine... Get up, brush teeth, pee on stick...

Sounding like good signs stark. Get a DTD in this weekend just in case then sit back and cruise through to the 12th. Agree with runner I found poas all the time easier than not, and near the BFP I was sick of the sight of piss so much so it was beginning to become a chore, took a lot of the worry out of it mind.

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Ovia has changed my FW dates for about the 3rd or 4th time this month! It keeps extending it based on my CM input. I must try to get a good opk later todayno water for me So Starky not due to test for 2weeks now! AF due in 12days...but I guess that might change too!

Morning all!
starky lol at dildo cam - I had a very similar experience when I went to hospital aged 19 with a kidney infection. They didn't even tell me what they were doing and it was only when I saw the nurse putting a condom and lube on it that I twigged - it was a terrible shock!!!
Fx you don't have that bunch though actually the scan itself wasn't so bad.

I woke up early this morning needing to wee and feeling a bit nauseous. I'm only 9 dpo (cd 30) though so must be too early for symptoms yet? I'm in oh's parents' house so couldn't poas even if I wanted to!

I have been sleeping quite badly and waking up a lot to pee. When is the best time to test?

Fee do you know when you ovulated?

Well it's official, I'm upduffed. 7+2 according to measurements so only 3 days out. And no dildocam wahey! Full bladder pressing around isn't fun though. Cried like a baby when I left

Guys I'm going to kick myself in the cock! I've just got another positive okp. Completely different brand, slightly more expensive! I'm throwing my teddy out of the cot and as soon as I run out I'm not testing anymore! I'm definetly talking bollocks not doing okp's next month! I've got the weirdest luteal phase ever! Waaaaaaaail! And now I can do a deep breath, and blow all the stress away!

elle I'm astounded at your will power! How have you not tested?!

shelb and runner I think what I'll do is give it a swerve till next week, so if I'm due on the 12th, ill test from the 8th, rather than testing from this weekend as ovia suggests! I'm going to be very calm and zen like about it now, I'm mentally refusing to get worked up over it, there is no urgency, aaaaaaall deep breath in, hold it for 5, and exhale! or, run around, flap and squeak for the next fortnight as I do daily tests, which is sooo much more likely

ni ovia done that to me too now, in fact, I've had different fertile weeks given by every app I've entered my data into! Don't let the bastards get you down!

harriet that was my eventual diagnosis, stinking kidney infection! Ooh the pain though!

feef when you've had your longest sleep, save your first morning urine and test with that.

Awwwwwwww bunch I nearly just welled up! Awwwwww! Can you believe it?! That's you're little bean! Amazing! So lovely! 🎀🎉🎠🎢🍼🍦

Congrats bunch, lovely pic :)

Congratulations Bunch

Congratulations bunch such a clear image!! Are you pleased you had the early scan?

Stark the positive opk sounds positive considering all our BFNs has that too!

I am now getting married in a 4 months as we have brought forward the wedding so we are now avoiding getting pregnant for the next couple of months as I bought my dress yesterday and it won't work with being pregnant and showing. Wills still be lurking in the background though and keeping my fx for everyone! X X

Congratulations bunch so lovely for you... And for all of us to see, must be feeling very real now

Thanks everyone. Oh it is. Scarily real now. So pleased we did it. Hearing the heartbeat was so bizarre!!

Aww congratulations bunch! Where did you go for an early scan? Was it on the nhs or private?

Thanks Belle. It was private, cost £65 in the end, would have had to travel a lot further to go for the £45 I found.

I think ovulated around the 17th. Will try testing after longest sleep