So it's John Wayne vs Les Dawson in The Great British Pee Off and Prty's judging... get ready to be basted, lovelies!

[PrtyPsn]

Hi (big wave)
So you clicked on here cos you were looking for me (I'm flattered!) or the title seemed interesting!
I'm aware it doesn't really explain anything but we are bunch of lovely ladies all TTC and going ever so slightly crazy with it! For more info see our original thread here -

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2412386-TTC-anxious-over-early-pregnancy-possible-symptoms?msgid=56357000#56357000

And our most recent thread here -

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2458534-Prtys-Gang-and-The-Festival-of-Foof-Fun-when-they-not-being-cray-cray?pg=1&order=

We are symptoms spotters extraordinaire - you name it we've had it, real and/or imagined confused
We are here to help, we are all supportive, we laugh, rant, cry, joke, rage, smile, and comfort together. Be you a lurker or poster (established or new) then you are very welcome here. We only have a few rules:

1. No judgement - we all lead different lives and have different standards and that is fine. You wanna get wasted everyday of TWW, that's fine. You wanna abstain completely, that's fine. We need support, not judgement.
2. No feeling stupid - we've all had those months where we definitely think we are pg 110% convinced and then AF turns up, don't feel bad about it, it happens. Also we all have different levels of knowledge so no question is stupid apart from the one you don't ask.
3. On this thread there is no such thing as TMI - we are all adults and we all know how miraculous and amazing... and downright disgusting our bodies can be, it's fine. Share what you want, we will not be fazed.

So that's it, jump in and FX'd for all my lovelies xx

Woah pinky Christmas savouries? Explain yourself! How's things? X
stripes you're creasing me up today!
Good luck pirsy keep us updated!
poppy lazy day in my pjs today, had a mental weekend so needed the rest!

Hey everyone! Not been around for a while but loving the new thread name prty
Not much to report here, DBAFD 3 and can't imagine I will get a BFP this month, but will be getting a new addition any time after the 16th... After 2 years of agony - my new knee is going to be cherished
Hope everyone is good xxx

(Ahem)

sheepishly drags in a week's worth of chocolate

Sorry I'm late, Miss Prty, been a little busy having make up sex with OH with life since I last posted! Still, no excuse not to check in on the gang! chucks Cadbury's Hereos like wedding confetti

How's everybody? I see we had a BFP and some newbies big wave!

Still a week away from fertile game, so nothing to report here, apart from being bang smack in the middle of no man's land.

So, who's next in line for TGBPO??

I'm just going into TWW solid smiley this morning , and a quick DTD so unless we manage another go tonight it's roll on half term (that's when af is due)

Woop woop tay you're my cycle buddy!!
AF due Friday for me, hoping to test Saturday but we are away Friday night so will have to see!
aindy I thought we had lost you! You are forgiven, DTD is a pretty good excuse for being absent! Good to know you and OH have got through it and are back on the same page :)

Prty despite usually being a scrooge no one can resist twiglets and cheeslets! Let's be honest! Oh and matchmakers...... Orange...... all's well here thanks, me and DD have picked up the ever traditional nursery cold so very snuffly with limited meds to take! Already feeling mega fat so using it as more of an excuse to feast!

Twiglets are vile! Cheeselets, fair enough, still it's a bit early for Crimbo stuff!!

Thanks pinky and hope the book helps neetie

Ahh why does it only show some posts then the minute I post a load more appear and I look like I'm late to the party ! Annnnyway - I'll have the twiglets as I lurrve them! And fx for Saturday testers!! If the bitch hasn't appeared by Friday AM I'll be testing again as got the drs on the night to find out what "fine" blood tests mean !

Well def in TWW as won't get to DTD tonight as DH has gone off to bed in a horrid mood. Just had shouty/stressy moment so feeling very urghhhhhhh
He hates his job, wants to go back where we used to live and every suggestion I make is wrong..god i did miss him being away but it's more stressful now he is back :(

Ooh I've never had a cycle buddy before prty DH and I have agreed to the idea if AF is late we won't test unless it's at least 4 days late... I hate it but it does help a bit with the disappointment sometimes.

Evening all! Hello newbies and YAY for the BFP!
Prty you bugger I don't snore kicks you out of bed
Awaiting ovulation here so planning a right regular basting, then back to Les Dawsoning lol

PS twiglets are a class A snack in the moo snack rating system.

Oh Neetie sorry to hear that. Why do they time their sperm strikes so perfectly with our fertile windows??! Hopefully you DTD enough to cover yourself anyway. Good luck with the TWW!

Uh, I meant cover your fertile days....the way I worded it just sounds gross

Oooo tay that's some serious discipline!! FX'd for you!
aindy pahahahahaha you won't be making a baby if you're covering yourself in it!!!
As comfortable as the floor is (thanks moo!) it's time for work!
DBAFD 3, struggled to get up this morning despite going to bed at 10pm last night... that a symptom? I was fairly wiped out and not had much sleep last few nights so probably not. Still with this fertile CM, apart from about 3 days in the middle I've had it the entire TWW!

Hi, colposcopy was ok although I was really anxious about it (don't usually get like that) and felt really emotional all day. Woken up this morning and AF is here so guess it was my hormones making me all weepy! At least I know where I am now and can get on with this cycle soon enough.

Morning everyone, glad the colposcopy was ok for you Pirsy
Although my cycle is all over the place, my ovia app tells me im in the middle of my fertile days.. So I'm running with that. DH also now on days off for the past 3 days so I plan to DTD everyday.

Twiglets also factor high on my rating too.. Yummy!!

Hi everyone- late check in on the new thread - fab title prty - sorry I've been away - having serious renovations on the house so am completely stressed out and not with it! I'll read back and catch up later but hope you are all okay and hope we've got some poas action soon!
My news is I've had another weird light spotting instead of af so again no idea of cycle day - I'll go with I'm about cd5. Not bothering with opks this month as totally had enough!

Hi everyone, checking in too after a week away on holiday!

Managed to DTD almost ED this month... Except the day before OV and day of OV. So frustrating.

Someone please tell me I'm not out this month just because of my shitty timing (again)

Sperm can live for a few days Bex - I'm sure you're not out.

I'm feeling fed up with constant evidence on Facebook of all my friends' fecundity. Baby pictures, scan pictures, bump pictures, statuses reminiscing about when they found out about their pregnancies and how happy/surprised they were. It's never-fucking-ending!

That's good to hear pirsy
bex you are still in with a chance, heard of people only DTD on CD10, ovulating CD14 and being pregnant FX'd!
Nice to see you kitten
youandme annoying isn't it?! Part of the reason I ditched Facebook :(
So much fertile looking CM today I thought AF had started early! Looks like someone's sneezed into the toilet paper!

High five to all my fellow twigletters! sorry to hear about AF arrival pirsy but like you say at least you know where you are now! Fx for impending POASers!

youandme my facebooks full of that too.. So bloody annoying!

Found myself daydreaming all the way home from work today about what names I want to call my baby.. I almost can't remember the journey home!! Sigh....

poppy I did that the other day , OH & I spent ages talking about how we would pick the name and we would have to start as soon as I get pg as it will take us ages to decide ! :(

I hear ya stripes I think we would be the same!! The original name we liked was taken by one of our friends (how annoying is that?!)