So it's John Wayne vs Les Dawson in The Great British Pee Off and Prty's judging... get ready to be basted, lovelies!

[PrtyPsn]

Hi (big wave)
So you clicked on here cos you were looking for me (I'm flattered!) or the title seemed interesting!
I'm aware it doesn't really explain anything but we are bunch of lovely ladies all TTC and going ever so slightly crazy with it! For more info see our original thread here -

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2412386-TTC-anxious-over-early-pregnancy-possible-symptoms?msgid=56357000#56357000

And our most recent thread here -

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2458534-Prtys-Gang-and-The-Festival-of-Foof-Fun-when-they-not-being-cray-cray?pg=1&order=

We are symptoms spotters extraordinaire - you name it we've had it, real and/or imagined confused
We are here to help, we are all supportive, we laugh, rant, cry, joke, rage, smile, and comfort together. Be you a lurker or poster (established or new) then you are very welcome here. We only have a few rules:

1. No judgement - we all lead different lives and have different standards and that is fine. You wanna get wasted everyday of TWW, that's fine. You wanna abstain completely, that's fine. We need support, not judgement.
2. No feeling stupid - we've all had those months where we definitely think we are pg 110% convinced and then AF turns up, don't feel bad about it, it happens. Also we all have different levels of knowledge so no question is stupid apart from the one you don't ask.
3. On this thread there is no such thing as TMI - we are all adults and we all know how miraculous and amazing... and downright disgusting our bodies can be, it's fine. Share what you want, we will not be fazed.

So that's it, jump in and FX'd for all my lovelies xx

Sunny Im so sorry, that's awful news

neetie IC = internet cheapie, they look very much like mine.

sunny so sorry to hear that sending huge hugs xx

sunny - that's so awful, I'm so, so sorry to hear that, big hugs to you xx

Sunny I'm so sorry. I hope you are feeling better soon. Lots of and for you.

Sunny sending big hugs to you. We are all here for you! I hooe the physical pain subsides soon, and the other pain will ease a little bit. But really feel for you! Xxx

So sorry Sunny. Hope you're ok!xx

Morning everyone.
Good old Wednesday has arrived... talk about midweek slump :/
Seen to be suffering with some god awful constipation the last few days. Also boobs a little tender but not full on painful. I'm sure it's all in my mind.
Did some reworking of dates and if bleed was MC then the only chance we have is that we DTD 2 days before possible ovulation. Time will tell as if it was then AF due in 2 days (and not 5 days late as my app kindly told me this morning!)
How you all doing?

Morning everyone,

Prty if AF does come at least you will be able to 'reset' and will have an idea of where you are in your cycle etc - not much comfort I know but it is a positive.

I am on day 8 now. Preparing for an exam on Friday and DH is still on nights so not started the DTD again. I have been using the Boots OPKS the last few days just to make sure we don't miss it, but going to get back on the DTD EOD on Friday I think.

I felt a bit sick yesterday morning and without even thinking about it was thinking 'is this a sign?' ... I had to give myself a little talking to 'you've only just come off AF FFS of course it's not a sign.'

We also had our offer on the house accepted!

Hope everyone has a good day.

Morning all.. CD22 for me, my app is telling me I should AF on the 23rd but after my cycle length last time been 112 and before that 42....... I just don't know what to expect

P.s congratulations on the house pirsy how exciting for you!!

Woo hoo!! Excellent house news pirsy!!!
I know what you mean re: cycle, just feeling a bit lost at the min!

Congratulations pirsy!
I know what you mean about feeling lost about cycle prty - I'm permanently
I agree with pirsy about you resetting but fingers crossed anyway that the dtd did it's stuff!
I've decided that the spotting must have been a light af therefore I'm about cd14. I haven't bothered with opks this month and dh been on nights but tonight he is off so will get some dtd done. I may have missed ovulation or I may not even be ovulating with the 2 light afs I've had - who knows?!
glitter - how confusing for you too - why can't our bodies just act normal?!
At work yesterday I heard about someone who got pregnant after a one night stand as she is in a same sex relationship normally and just had the one night stand?? It's that easy is it?? I felt like shouting

Morning very funny POAS story ..decided to have a try got cleaned out cotton bud tub to catch wee... big mistake started to wee and there was small slits at the bottom lol wee falling everywhere. . Anyways managed to catch a bit but it was BFN perhaps too early or maybe just not our month..again.. started to have a few rumblings lower down so either I am or its af a fecking gain.. We shall see.

neetie - that's so funny! I've had some wee issues when trying to poas too, this ttc lark can be so undignified . Sorry it was bfn, maybe as you say too early though, hope rumblings are the sign of good things not af

So...another day another pregnancy announcement. Old school friend this time.

Morning all. Started spotting today, a sure fire sign AF is now on way as I usually spot for three days before. Feeling down and frustrated. No idea what the bright red spotting was last week, clearly not implantation. Can only conclude that my body is stupid and confusing!

YouAndMe I had another one yesterday. Sucks doesn't it? Can't help feeling like it should be my turn now!

Pirsy congrats on the offer being accepted! My house has an open day Saturday with twenty viewings (London property market is crazy) so hoping I find somewhere I like soon! So far my house hunt hasn't been very successful!

It's hard isn't it MrsFlowers? I've got no business being upset - not been trying that long even!

neetie when I did my POAS on Saturday it was into a cheap hotel plastic cup and it started to crush and collapse under the weight of my gigantic FMU lol! Sorry about the BFN though
kitten I hate hearing of people who get pregnant from one instance of DTD grrrrrr!!

Well just swabbed with cotton bud and it's brown blood seven months now and nothing...just been in tears...feeling shit now

Am going back to see the doc they said try for a year but it's been seven months so will go and see what they say.

Booked appt for when I am off at half term.

My youngest dog wanted to check I was ok but she had not long before destroyed the ring card we need for Discover Dogs on Saturday so she was also creeping...

FX for you neetie, hope you get some answers. But don't forget up to a year is considered normal so there's probably no reason you won't get there eventually.

AF sucks though doesn't it

Hi Neetie. Tears in my house tonight too, the spotting is getting heavier so I'm sure I'm out. I think the Drs app might be a way to make you feel better, you can always fib and say it has been a year If it helps put your mind at ease its worth it, I find the constant worrying exhausting. Your dog is GORGEOUS!! Fluffy cuddles are always good. I hope you feel better soon.