BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

[purdiepie]

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna

Weather permitting, we will be having a barbecue but we are also up north. Weather forecasts show nicer weather this afternoon! I love a bit of gardening. What are your plans if it is miserable all day, Purdie?

Oyster, I don't think I have said it yet but many congratulations Mrs! Please tell us about your wedding. (Or have I missed some posts?). Fingers crossed for you!

Oh I give up! Lol!

Hey Oyster, keeping my fingers crossed for you! Xx

If I ever name change Sammy I am going for Puca.

Morning ladies :)

Fx the weather improves oop north for you pixa and Purdie!

Enjoy your break Sammy, am intrigued by the sound of this breakfast

Grandparents haven't informed me what we are up to today. Weather not as good as yesterday but should be dry which is the main thing :)

Haven't dtd since ov which is very unusual for us but we have been focusing on non sexual physical affection as dtd had become so automated. Really loving the cuddles, hand holding etc

Really hope that everyone has a great Sunday, I have my fx for you oyster that AF does not arrive! Also wedding details please!

Well there was bread and cereal, and bacon and scrambled egg. And pasta, tomatoes, cheese and meat! Oh and yoghurt! It was the pasta which surprised me! Xx

I never meant to use the word 'club'. It was a stupid quick unthought out post when I'd just woken up. My eyes are still flooding with tears reading yet more conflict on here all because of one moment of lapse on my behalf. I can't believe I caused this and I'm so unbelievablely sorry and ashamed of myself.

Chops please don't worry or get upset

Posted too soon!

Chops please don't worry or get upset. You and Purdie drew a line under it and, from what I can gather, most of the posters are happy about it. There is just one.individual who keeps coming back and stirring shit up. I think everyone else would just much rather move on from it. It's not helping the preggos or the ttcers. Chin up, love. X

Pasta for breakfast is odd Sammy!

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Don't worry yourself Chops, we all love you

Here's a little pic from the wedding. The day was perfect, everyone had a ball. Not sure my husband left the dancefloor after our first dance! It was a beautiful ceremony and speeches with many tears then a big very boozy party, exactly what we wanted.

'Tis wet and drizzly here too...

I am meeting up with a couple of friends for a Frankie and Benny's brekkie, then dropping off the pooches at my parents' house as they are pet sitting whilst we are away in London.

Pug Here is my poorly boy and his bulbous bandage. He's coping really well on it actually, although I think he thinks that tiger print is for girls

Beautiful photo Oyster, I can really feel the happiness emanating from your posts when you talk about your wedding. What was your favourite memory of the whole day? And what was your first dance song? Hope you don't mind the questions!

Best moment was DH's speech. He's an introvert and was so, so worried about having to make a speech. It was worrying him too much and I told him not too, just to do a toast as it wasn't worth ruining his day stressing about it. In the end he did an amazing speech and everyone cried and I never cry.
First dance was I just can't stop loving you by Michael Jackson. DH is a big MJ fan.

Oh chops please please don't worry. It's all out if hand and that's definitely not due to you. I love still seeing you around. as and when i can cope with it I'm going to continue to stalk the grads thread as I want to know how you all are doing. Big hug to you lady. Please don't blame yourself.

Today we have church, cricket, Grand Prix and then a party to do. Love the long weekend, no work tomorrow joy!

oyster your pics are gorgeous.

Love the story about the speech oyster! So glad that you had a wonderful day :)

Donkey sanctuary for us today

Omg we went to the donkey sanctuary last year on our hols! It was the best day out ever! Is it wet down there today?

www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/adopt

I am in trouble. I want to adopt them all.

chops please don't cry and be upset , it's over and done with , sending big hugs, not sure what weather we have today, I am being lazy and still in bed!!??

Morning all,

I have just been woken up by a helicopter flying over & landing in the car park 40 feet away. No idea what is going on, but it was so loud it terrified me!

Oyster, your wedding looks like a really lovely day. You can feel the happiness coming off the pictures.

We are off to an NT place with MiL and FiL today. T'was the home of George Bernard Shaw. I am hoping the weather stays ok, so we can wander round the gardens.

night! I cannot imagine you in a donkey sanctuary without you trying to walk out with at least three donkeys! Take some pics!

Hope everyone has a lovely bank holiday weekend, even if it is peeing it down

(I'm 9dpo if I've been so lucky as to ovulate and I think I can feel twinges down there... it makes such a change from feeling nothing for months on end. Hope I'm not imagining it... )