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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Marking place, thanks Juney

Thanks Juney

Can someone update my stats with an EDD? Dec 21st! Eeeeeek!

Marking stalker space

Thanks for new bus Juney

Ooh I love your edd Chops!

Thanks juney

Can I be added to the stats? Hadn't checked to see if I was on there!

ttc 1, cycle 7, bfp due May 4th

New thread! Thank you Juney

Good morning all golf widow here! I wanted to DTd twice today, but chances are looking slim!

Oh, and age 33

Riceicle - I'm a golf widow too!

Chops your EDD!! A few day old baby for Xmas hopefully

GP said EDD of 23rd, not sure why the difference as gave him last period date the same as I put in the online calculator...

Blimey guys how old are your dh's?! Golf?! Do young people really play golf?

My brothers, brother-in-law and dad play most Sundays. They have a little trophy that the winner each week takes home. No joke.
Sadly we live too far away for my DP to get involved!

Different cycle lengths chops ? that can affect due date.

Dh is 30 and he's been playing properly for about 4 years! Does competitions and everything! X

Oh hiiiii new bus!!! I didn't catch up with old bus any news?!

Lucie thinking of you!!!

Choppers nice EDD!!!

Thanks for new thread juney

I have visions of me dishing out all these implantation froglets for you bumsnet ladies, although I'm not entirely sure how it would work

As for the brown sewage cm that gone as we are back to greenish creamy crap. Hmmmm.

My dad and DS like golfing that's their "thing"

MrF is in deep shit this morning he's been on computer and one of the bunnies has come in the lounge got on the windowsill and eaten a full pot of borage and six apple trees I was growing. He didn't notice until bunny threw pot and it landed at side of him. Grrrr

Frog Please don't pass me an implantation frog - I am terrified of frogs.

Pixa, really?? I have to admit I'm not a spider fan especially those that run like Usain Bolt

@ implantation frogs. I'm a bit scared of them too but desperate willing to try anything!
Naughty bunnies, frog, aw I miss having my house buns.

Six apple trees Frog ?!? Oh my!! Dh is in trouble!!

I'm not scared of frogs. I used to collect porcelain frogs as I child, they all had their own little trait. A bit like those bondage bear figurines you used to get only not dirty. Anyone remember them?!

Thanks june
Implantation frog. snigger

Plays marque.

Frog yeah, terrified. I have been known to run from house viewings because of them. It's an actual arms flailing and scream scenario for me much to DHs amusement.

Sparkly I'm so angry I have grown these apple trees from pips they were about 6inches. They have to be cross pollinated, then you have to force them through a winter (3 months in fridge) then plant once they start sprouting. MrF knocked them off windowsill last weekend and so they were a bit fragile now I've got to start again.

Sparkly my Aunty used to collect frogs she loved them, I think I might vaguely remember the ones you are describing.

Pixa wow that is some phobia!

I like frogs but I'm still undecided if I'd be prepared to shove one up there, even if it did help with implantation.

That made me laugh oyster
This golf is a serious business...... Now if only he could put as much effort into ttc