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Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

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purdiepie · 15/04/2015 18:26

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost Smile

t'STATS, innit

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Yokyil · 16/04/2015 22:30

Oohh Pixa daredevil on the to be watched list - have a bomb of stuff to get through. New season of Mad Men, call the midwife (didn't catch it when it was on bbc) The good wife etc etc - slight box set addict Blush
Love the blanket frog
riceicle me too just waiting on the 2nd phone call which I missed today cus I can't answer mobile in work and discuss my periods,pregnancies and everything in between...my legs-- Hmm

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 22:31

Purdie thank The Lord the curly one got left in the pot! Imagine shooting that up there, nae thanks! How are you tonight? Other than full of Supersperm? Wink

Yokyil · 16/04/2015 22:33

Advert for embarrassing bodies ...a penis made out of an arm?!!??? Wtf Shock remind me the point of that show?? People won't go to their docs but they'll show everything on tv? Confused can't stomach it at all

eskimolaura · 16/04/2015 22:34

ibeka That was perfect. I loved that thing you did at the end, with your knee. You're very flexible! Please incorporate that into the performance. People would pay good money to see shit like that. Wink

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 22:34

Purds oh yeh express yourselfffff You've got to make him Express himself,Hey,hey,hey,hey
Like Madge .

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 16/04/2015 22:35

sammy- can you play three blind mice? Wink

Oh purds! Hahaha! The lonely sad pube! At least it wasn't grey. Small mercies and all that.

well. I've had a cry! Some poxy video on Facebook finally did me in. FML.

DH downstairs watching some politics shit shouting at the tele Confused

Was it babs and chops who only DTD a couple of times and got BFP's? My memory is pants so sorry if not.
But:
Can I ask if in between shagging did your fellas 'unloadthe gun'?

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purdiepie · 16/04/2015 22:35

I'm completely advocating buying drugs online. There. I said it.

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GlitteryLipgloss1 · 16/04/2015 22:37

My fave madge song is hanky panky.

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 22:38

Glitter what vid? Babs and choppers yep. My dh never unloaded nope!

frogbubbles · 16/04/2015 22:39

Aww thanks lovelies for all the blanket love. Spins your little message brought tears to my eyes I really hope so too Smile

Think I might have mastered the star pattern now yay!!

Ibeka can you post pictures of your blanket?

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purdiepie · 16/04/2015 22:43

Screaming at Clittery's choon! Grin

I miss you, Tessie, and Giddy too Sad

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purdiepie · 16/04/2015 22:45

I fucking LOATHE baby showers and have refused to go to every single one I was invited to. Grabbing bints.

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purdiepie · 16/04/2015 22:48

Frog, you are too clever. I'd love to see my nipper cocooned in that.

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Woolly84 · 16/04/2015 22:49

yokyil a penis made out of an arm?! Wtf indeed! Shock

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 16/04/2015 22:53

Oh don't. Embarassing bodies... There is always an hairy arseole or prolapsed vagina whilst I'm eating me supper.

chopsface · 16/04/2015 22:54

I go out for one birthday meal and you've written 5 pages of stuff about sausage dogs and bon jovi songs with lines about sperm? Crazy.....

Yes, we dtd twice, all month. No hand jobs or anything. Nowt. Dh does not ever wank. He's wierd like that. I'm now glad we don't have to do forced sex ever again (fingers crossed all being well)

ibeka · 16/04/2015 22:56

Why thank you, eskimo.

purdey LOL, I was trying to find a slightly politer way of expressing similar feelings about baby showers!

rice can't believe DH said that! It'd serve the battle axe right if you got preggers right this very second Grin

Here is my blanket so far. Tis a rainbow (geddit?) No way this is going to any baby shower given how much the wool cost! It shall be for my baby only or the cat if I never have one

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loopylou1984 · 16/04/2015 22:57

Glittery I can totally do 3 blind mice! And Londons burning. Wink

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 22:59

I love that Ibeka ! Rainbow got it Wink

Why are on about baby showers? I must have missed something..

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 23:00

Ibeka, I love your rainbow blanket, and I hope You soon have your baby to snuggle under there.

Chops, hope you enjoyed your meal. Amazed at your sex story and no wanking, goes against everything we read when ttc.

Woolly84 · 16/04/2015 23:01

Good work chops!
My DH doesn't go for the hand shandies either since we moved in together, we do a fair bit of non TTC shagging to "clear the pipes" Grin

Woolly84 · 16/04/2015 23:02

ibeka that's lovely! Definitely keep it for your little one Smile

spinningirl10 · 16/04/2015 23:02

I hate baby showers, would never have one or attend one! Think I missed it too Sparkly.

Sparkly123 · 16/04/2015 23:02

Purds what's this video?! POor dh is zzz so I can't listen and watch!!

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