Ok, I had an hour out. I had a cup of (reduced sugar) tea. I ate a bagel. I decided against the Nutella and had jam. I'm not sure if this was the best decision I have ever made, but it seemed like a good choice at the time. I had a cuddle with my dogs. (This was tricky as they were both doing their best Michael Flatley impressions because they thought I had stood up to feed them; obviously I only exist to serve them, but I'm kind of ok with that). I turned on the TV and saw Alexander 'Zander' Armstrong's Elvish features staring back at me with his wry, boyish smile and I thought... ya know what? Life ain't bad. I then realised that my post had neglected to comment on the one key significant thing to happen to this thread in days... Cute Little Easter Bunny Ears Shit the bed. No, I didn't, but only coz I'm not in bed. How could I have missed them?!!! 
Now to catch up:
Nomio Massive congratulations for the offer!!! You is going to be busy, busy, busy, but what exciting times eh?!!
Crème Sorry for AF. Boo hissss
Tessie Did you manage to get through your ironing? I hope you haven't been buried under an avalanche of laundry.
Mummy Have a fab Easter (even though you probably won't read this, ever!)
Aurora I am totally with you on the whole salted as opposed to sweet popcorn debate. How do you stand on the sweet and salted popcorn? It's a revelation!
Purdey baby I'm so glad you were able to sort the tooth. No popcorn for you... (popcorn crumbled my tooth a few weeks ago)
Sparkly I have searched and searched but I cannot find an update from you on your appointment. Did I miss it? How did it go?
Ok... update from me re. my appointment. It was pretty inconclusive. She said my ovaries look slightly enlarged. She said the follicles around them look a bit on the small side and that they are all the same size. She said I haven't ovulated recently. She said that the report and the photos would go back to the consultant, who could exclude PCOS when he sees the photos??? (I take it that this means he could also diagnose it when he sees the photos???) 
She said they would take the photos and the blood results into consideration when they look at everything. She wouldn't rule out PCOS. On the plus side, my womb lining looks fine. I am relieved that she said I have no glaring symptoms of PCOS, but wary that she didn't rule it out.
I called my GP yesterday and told him about the whole HSG situation re. when to have it if I am not having cycles and he prescribed me another course of progesterone to bring on a bleed. I say 'another course'; he actually prescribed me 6 courses... that is 60 tablets. His reasoning? So that I have them in supply if I need them. I'm guessing that he thinks I may need to have further tests at a certain day in my cycle and that this will save me having to call again.
So, I picked them up earlier. Plan now: Take the tablets for 10 days. Have a withdrawal bleed. Beginning of withdrawal bleed- call up to get an appointment for my HSG. Have HSG. Hopefully ovulate (who knows???) Fuck like (Easter) bunnies. Day 21 and Day 28: have blood tests to see if I have ovulated. POAS if the tests are positive. Camp out at the fertility clinic if I haven't ovulated and demand answers from my lovely gynae. Phew.
I have one more post to write, but I want to save that for a box of its own...