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No LPBs allowed.

Sweets, yay, I can see a line! Congratulations

Looking forward to the poas party tomorrow and keeping fx for lots more bfps

Sparkly, my first positive was fri at about 9pm so I'm hoping I have ov'd don't think either of us wants anymore sex! Cm has vanished so I think I have

I've cancelled tomorrow's endoscopy. I reject any attempt at an odyssey through my anus when there is the sliver of a chance I am duffed de la uppe.

...plus, I can't face the 28-hr fast. I'd rather die of bum cancer than go a day without food.

Told my OH about the POAS party and he gave me the look he always gives me when I talk to him about strangers off the internet. He asked if I'm using the webcam.
Knicker watch in full force here.

Melon, you and your exploding ovaries make me laugh! And so does frog with her fantasies of conjugal homicide.

Purdey wouldn't it be ironic if your first month OFF of clomid is the one you get pregnant?!

Off to my parents for tea and cake now... X

Hahaha Oyster, I think you should tell him you've put the idea of webcams and synchronised poas to us and it's a goer

28 hours Purdey?!! That's a bloody long time without food and I would have also cancelled, just incase

Ah. Ok I was a bit confused why everyone was asking me about cocks. I realise my error I was using the tablet and it auto corrects everything it must have a dirty mind!!

Pixa funny as in funny ha ha!! I might have to buy it it sounds like it might be a bit of fun.

So MrF is really pushing my buttons today, luckily for him I'm taking him to the train station in half hour so he can piss off back to the work pad. He will be back Thursday being Easter and all, hopefully my murderous menstrual moods will have disappeared by then!!

sweets its a line! How exciting!

purdey they sound suspiciously like pregnancy symptoms to me!

I'm just back from trying a new church out, full of babies. My ovaries exploded (thanks to who ever up thread came up with that line, I shall steal it as my own). Not sure I can go every week to see so many happy families whilst I'm waiting for my own bfp.
I'm dusting off the Pom poms for the forthcoming Poas party. Might crack out an opk in solidarity.

Come to our church hair, most weeks we are the youngest people there! Bum on pillow for the second time today

Purdey, I am pleased you are staying positive. I have a friend who absolutely drills into me about Positive Mental Attitude.

Frog It is a good little book to dip in and out of, I got mine from the local The Works. Apparently, the reason men produce better quality sperm after watching a scene containing sexual content is due to "good old-fashioned evolutionary male rivalry." DH will be pleased with my research for once; he wasn't pleased with my research when I taught him a valuable lesson in how saliva kills sperm

I am still feeling rough today ladies. I can safely say that I will not be looking forward to my pole fitness class tomorrow if I still feel like this. I have the two week wait I am just going to BD my way through it.

night twice on a Sunday? Nicely done girl :)

Inspiring Night.

Thanks hair I am in shock! Was worried that as we were being all relaxed about ttc this month that we wouldn't have much sex. Ending up having the same (if not more) as last month but without all the pressure :)

Hope everyone is having a lovely Sunday : :) awful weather here so relaxing with a book.

Go Pixa go!

Purds pm for you

Argh FB baby bomb :(

I an v excited for how promising everything is looking purdey, fx for you!

Hmmm am wondering whether we should have started ttc sooner in our relationship rather than 5 years in, dh was more willing to dtd back then... Yet again I was told my seduction technique needed work. "sorry to inform you but we need to 'special cuddle' tonight". What's wrong with that?!

Victoria, I know how you're feeling. Literally went up to find DH in his man cave and tried to talk him into some action. Apparently, I need to work on my lines. Ha ha.

Night [Flowers] Sending you a virtual hug. I hate FB baby bombs. I am really nervous about how we will announce when we are pregnant. I think we will definitely avoid Facebook with it. Announcing anything to do with pregnancy fills me with dread.

Loving the seduction routine Victoria, seems completely reasonable to me!

Sounds OK to me Victoria

Thanks pixa. Announcing is a tricky business. I probably will text or ring my close friends and family and leave everyone else to eventually work it out! No idea how to do it fairly for family though, who do you tell first?!

The FB announcement I just saw is 'welcome to your mamma's belly, little one'. I might puke

I'll only need to tell my mum, wait 3 minutes then everyone in the world will know irrespective of whether they even know me.