Purds listen to this. My 5 year old nephew today who does not frequent church at all...
Me: "yes well I don't need a baby seat I don't have a baby yet"
Child under 6: " yet? So that means you will have one??"
Me: " yes hopefully one day"
Child under 6 : " some day? Why not now?"
Me: " well we just don't know when it will happen"
Child under 6: " oh. So you DO want a baby?"
Me: " of course I would like a baby yes"
Child under 6: " oh. So is it uncle sparkly that doesn't want one ?"
Me: " no uncle sparkly wants one too "
Child under 6: " oh. So is it because you are too old??"
Me: " pah! Im not too old thank you very much!!"
Child under 6: " oh.. So why don't you have a baby??"
Me: " these things don't always happen right away you see, you need to be patient, it takes a little time"
Child under 6: " oh. Well have you thought about asking god for a baby?"
Me : (heart melting almost a tear in the eye!!) " well, I could do that, you are right..."
Child under 6: " I think you should ask god for a baby, yeh. Yeh. Yeh! Ask God for a baby"
Me: " ok, I'll do that. Good idea. "
Child under 6: " oh but wait.. How does the baby get in there?? "
Me : utter panic Sheer panic
" well ... God pops them in there of course..." 