MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

My watery CM is back with a vengeance (still six days till AF, usually get dampness 1-2 days before but not this far). This doesn't mean that my cycle has messed up and I am fertile now does it? Sorry if that's a really stupid question!

Spinning a curtain – really?!

Oyster at least he sees your foof as top of the range!

Nomio I told my ex and my Mum (2 birthing partners as I thought he would be shit and spent too long outside smoking) to stay at the head end but they both looked – but never really mentioned it to me. I also popped my hand down there to feel his head coming, weirdest moment – putting your hand somewhere that is so personal to you and not feeling your hand there, then realising that’s your baby’s fury head!

Night last cycle I got ewcm at 7, 8, 11, 17& 18dpo and watery on 10dpo, as I was temping it didn’t change my ov date and AF came but 7 or 8 days late – not sure what happened really but I wouldn’t worry too much – I don’t dry up either.

Quick question - which baby lube is better again? I know it has been talked to death but i can't remember and may order some - if I can stop being tight with my pennies!

Thanks mummy good to know I probably haven't entirely missed my fertile period!

But night if ever in doubt - just DTD anyway to be sure!

Will be sure to jump DH tonight :) to be fair he did say last night that we would have celebratory Friday dtd today and lazy Saturday morning dtd tomorrow, if my cycle has messed up then hopefully that will mean we don't completely miss the boat!

Morning lovely laydeeees

Can you get an evap line on a (pink dye) internet cheapie?

I poas last night, then had a few wines and came back to the test later and I could swear there was a very faint line.

POAS this morning, nada. Was I just having booze brain last night?

It's an evap right? Too early to test anyway - I know! (CD22, around 10 or 11 dpo)

Morning all!
Cd29 and AF is due to make an appearance, though I'm hoping with all my strength that she doesn't and I am indeed upduffed!
DH was amazing during the birth of DD. He was so calm and making light conversation and jokes. He kept asking me if I wanted a drink and was worried as I had eaten anything for hours that day. Only managed some breakfast and labour lasted 21 hours. He was at both ends and was elated to see the head and his face just lit up when DD came out. He held her first and was actually crying with happiness. He was talking to her about how long he'd waited to meet her. Thankfully seeing all that hasn't put him off at all.
Happy Birthday to Nancy hope she perks up and enjoys her 1st birthday

Mummy we use conceive plus but would be interested to know what others recommend. We have used preseed and zestica in the past too.
Not sure but fx firmly crossed for you knit. Test again in a few days. I really hope you get your bfp

Morning all! Happy Friday! I sadly don't have the Friday feeling as I am in work tomorrow

Trying not to symptom spot yet, as way too early and I'm gonna jump the OH tonight! TMI

Happy Birthday Gorgeous Nancy

Merry Your DH sounds like a true gentleman, I hope it won't be long before you both meet DC #2

Morning all!

mummy I told DH to stay by my head which he was happy to do but after pushing a while the midwife made him get hold of my leg and she had the other so I could push up against them!

Mummy, yes really a curtain, haha men!
I've used preseed and conceive plus. Think they're pretty much the same.

Knitfast I got an evap on an IC last month, leave it 2 days and try again? It too early

Merry What a great DH! I hope my DP is like that, he makes jokes now about staying in the pub and just sending him a text when it is done – he is joking though . Thanks for lube recommendations.

cymon it isn’t at all TMI saying you’re planning to DTD! TMI is saying that your cm is the stretchiness of school age children’s snot but the colour of new baby poo!

CoffeeI had a big midwife and she was able to hold both legs – she looked like a rugby player!

Purdey, there's a chart on FF from a 44 year old who got her bfp first cycle!!! It must surely be our turn soon

Ooo spinning that doesn't look great does it :(

Knit ooo not sure!! Do another tomorrow!!

Thanks cymon and not tmi at all. We are here to support and encourage each other so we're all willing you on
Oh I missed the curtain comment spinning that is funny

DH would make jokes like that too mummy. We had a winter baby and he asked what would happen if we were snowed in on the day of labour and couldn't get to hospital. He wasn't joking then and we were only 2 weeks away. I wasn't impressed!

Sooooo, I am CD31 and 12dpo with no sign of AF, the cramps from a couple of days ago have stopped. Would you all be peeing on things all over the shop? I am scared to in case it's a no!

Arrghhh AF has arrived. Oh well I guess it's not something I can control . I really wanted it to happen this month as it's been a year, I know others having been trying longer but it's so painful to be going through this a second time. I'm exhausted and just wanted it to be done with

Sorry merry

heir go and pee on something!!

POAS heir!

Heir, I would have been POAS days ago! Go do it!

Dizzy, sorry you are out this month. If it has been a year, I would say to go & see your Dr. It might be that something is not working properly, but can easily be put right.

Poas Heir !

purdey happy birthday to little Nancy. Hope you all have a wonderful day. One year of being a fantastic mother.. Who knows what this time next year...!!!.... Look at Spinnings find! Have the faith! enjoy the

mummy preseed for me. Tried conceive plus but felt it dried very quickly where as preseed was much better consistency. Plus I preferred the applicators. Oh and I got a BFP with it!

Ok so we haven't had the "which end" conversation... I'm not sure which way dh would go on it! Love all your dps/dhs comments though!! Ha ha

Right BFPs roll up....

DizzyMerry I'm so sorry for AF. I hope you will feel more positive again In a couple of days and ready for cycle 13... The one!! Your BFP is coming. Sending

Knit eek who knows... Leave it a day or two and try again?? You are almost there but testing then is likely too early