MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

STATS LIST

Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Get POAS heir!
Nomio I have day 21 bloods arranged for this cycle so hopefully will get some answers.
Have had a chat with DH and feeling a bit more cheerful.
Good luck ladies and in the nicest way possible I do not wish to see any of you on the April bus! I will be popping in here though as I have found you amazing lot very supportive

Spinning Mmm but what length are your cycles normally?? (In reference to your chart)

Thanks sparkly you ladies are wonderful and ooze positivity which is just what I need right now

DizzyMerry good luck at the docs lovely. Treat yourself this weekend!

hmmmm.....so with stuffy cold head, managed to fall down the stairs in work and duff my foot. Now in a&e awaiting xray....

Sorry AF turned up Merry
Knit wait a few days (and no more wine!) then test again.

I stupidly haven't really given any thought to the whole birthing part of TTC. UNTIL NOW! Jeez some of your stories have had me wincing!

Is mid afternoon the optimal time for doing OPKs? I'm looking forward to this one as I think it may be positive!

awww merry Hope you're OK. Hopefully you will get some answers when you get your bloods done and a bfp will arrive immediately afterwards!!!

heir GO POAS!! NOW!!!

pug I usually do mine around 2pm. I don't have anything to drink for a couple of hours before and I usually get a very clear reading!

merry and babs. Hope your foot is ok!

babsdearme!!!! Hope you are ok

Thanks wotsits Had a cup of tea about half an hour ago, so will do it at 2.30ish. Ooh excitement. Will investigate CM at the same time. Double excitement

Afternoon all! Yay for Friday
I'm on the clearblue opks which tell you to POAS in the morning, though when you reach a "high" you can test more often until you get "peak".

Ha ha - seems a positive consensus! I can't as I am at work - will try in the morning, have a cheapo Tesco test stashed away...

Ouch, babs At least an ankle injury gives you another excuse to spend your whole time lying down waiting to be impregnated

Dizzy sorry you’re out, good luck at the docs.

Babs Oh no! I hope your foot is not broken

Heir I missed your first post!! POAS!!! We are due a BFP and it could be you! I hope you rise early on a Saturday. Fx for you

Mummy, my dh was great at the birth but as it ended up being a forceps birth in theatre he just saw loads of blood all over the floor & bed! Nice! (I lost almost a litre ...And yes I'm another who is back for more!!!)

So my work are on a mission about people fucking around on the internet instead of working and have just given a girl on my team a fat print out of all the webpages she's been on the last month, trying to make some kind of point. Just waiting for them to come and dump a pile of pictures of cervical mucus on my desk.

Oyster Promise you'll tell us if they do. Although I doubt they will as it'd be too embarrassing for them. Yesterday I was giving a seminar to about 50 people and had my laptop hooked up to a projector and was hoping I wouldn't accidentally click on internet history or the folder with photos of opks in. Last month I was in a meeting and also using my laptop on the projector when someone else wanted to show something on the internet - I was praying as they started typing in the web address that there was nothing in my history starting with the same first few letters that would come up!

Oyster eeeeek. Fingers crossed you are not next I'm sure you won't be!

Lol - you made me laugh about the internet history - I'd hate mine viewed!!

I'm just catching up after a couple of days - that cake looks amazing Purdey.

Also...I'm really sorry but I appear to be preggers! I was convinced I was out with cramping / normal pre Af symptoms (and still a little worried it won't stick) but POAS at lunch as was planning to maybe have a drink at my work do tonight assuming it would be a BFN (it was Tuesday on a Frer - not even a hint of a line) But it was clear BFP! Going to take another to confirm tonight - but very excited!

Congrats Dizzy!!! So happy for you

*Disney

Disney Do you mean to say you POAS in the loo at work, got a BFP and then had to go back and sit at your desk like nothing had happened ??!!

Congratulations!

Oyster I delete mine all the time but I am sure they still can track us! But hopefully if any of us ever got in troule over it and tried to sack us all, we could just say that it was unfair dismissal as they sacked us for showing interests in having maternity leave!

Disney Congratulations!! Hoping for you that the last 8.5 months are healthy and happy

Pug I feel the same when I am asked to search something in front of people - I am ashamed to have a MN/FF addiction. Though on saying that Purdey earlier I found a lady of I think 43 with one tube who got pregnant after 19 months of TTC without meds or help. There is hope! You will be the 1%