MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Morning frog!

Abfab, ff has finally given up on me and removed my cross hairs for the month. Fiddlesticks.

Happy, happy birthday to Nancy pants! Have a smashing day, hope she has a lovely time with Joseph!

Other half got up early to watch F1 practice, tomorrow it'll be qualifying and Sunday the race so no chance of any morning DTD for the next few days. Will have to make sure we go to bed at a reasonable time. I think I'll get some wine to drug him with later.

Horrible nightmares last night (not claiming this as a symptom I often get vivid dreams), still shaken now at work. DH became an old man and joined up with two old women to butcher me. Luckily my darling fur babies turned into tigers and ripped them all to pieces. However they kept coming back as zombies. Oh and to cap it all I was worried about failing my A Levels!

Happy Friday everyone

purdey I hope NPants has a wonderful day. I always find dcs 1st birthdays a bit of an emotional roller coaster.

Can't remember whose oh went white at my birth story. My oh said afterwards it was like watching his favourite pub being burnt down. He knew they would do it up but it'd never be the same

Anyone else think that joining these buses actually messes your cycles up? I have always been a regular cycle person but since being on here I have absolutely no idea what to expect or when to expect it. Crazy I tell ya!

Also meant to say heir that is so tough. It's a horrible feeling when you want to be happy for someone but you just can't. We have friends who tried for a baby for 10 years, failed ivf, the lot. They actually fell pregnant naturally eventually but sadly lost the baby very late in the pregnancy. They have gone on to conceive naturally again and have a beautiful girl and are now trying again. They so deserve as many babies as they want, whenever they want after what they've been through but I know if they conceive before me I'll struggle.
for you. It WILL be your turn soon.

Morning, pulchritudinous friends! Thank you for wishing Nancy a happy first birthday You are all just so lovely X

We had a stream of visitors all day and evening yesterday and then Nancy was very distressed at 2am. I couldn't ascertain whether it was teething, her barking cough or her broken collarbone giving her pain - and there's only so much baby Nurofen a tot can be drugged with - so in she came with me to bed. This Does Not Happen In My House

Poor Nancy! Hope she feels better for the rest of her birthday

Happy birthday to your Nancy! Hope she is feeling better today.

Mumsnet has gone mad and the March bus is now one long page when I logged in. That's a lot to scroll through!

I am getting a stinky cold. Have site throat and stuffy schnozz. So I'm going to sit and be grumpy at my desk.

Can one drink lemsips while in tww?

*sore....I'm obsessed with sites!

Babs Lemsip has a lot of caffeine in, you’re better off having things separate, paracetamol for pain, lemon and water for throat and a decongestant rubbed on your chest.

Purdey Sorry N-pants is feeling rubbish, birthday cuddles in bed are ok. Hope she has perked up now ready to enjoy her birthday party.

Morning all
Happy bday Nancy (sweet name btw)

Ok so 2ww symptom spotting...
I'm now 5/6dpo & I'm being v clumsy & feeling hormonal, overreacting to things, etc... Anyone else care to share their "symptoms"?

Babs Just double checked and though the tablets have caffeine, the drinks don't!

I was told off (rightly so) for talking about mine yesterday Mum. I do really feel pregnant but am aware that I could be imagining it all! Still so long till testing :(

Will update my stats - FF thinks BFP due date is 02/04 now due to stupidly long cycle last month so don't get to test in March. Hope I can stay here though 'cause I luffs you all

Just wanted to pop on and say hello to you all!

Happy birthday to Nancy!!

Hang in there ladies, I want to see lots more March bfps!

Morning all

kissinggiraffe at your dh's pub comment!

Purdey I hope Nancy perks up soon and can enjoy her special day. Lovely that she had some birthday snuggles in bed. As it's a special occasion, the rods will stay well away from your back.

Ooh, another thing: I had a bloody 'orrible tough birth, but I'm back for more! we 2nd timers must be mad

Morning :))

Here's my strange chart, not had one like this before but think I'm out!

Happy Birthday to Nancy, hope she perks up and enjoys her day

Night, horrible dream!!

Loving the seduction chat
It's rarely romantic for us at ov time, just a get the job done shag

Eskimo, I assumed they'd be much younger asking questions like that!

Kissing your DH's comment was brilliant!

Anyone spoke to their DH's about which end they will be at when your babies are born. This is DP's first birthing experience as DS isn't biologically his, he doesn't want to see that moment (he may change his mind) but do any of yours have a preference - or have you told them they are not allowed to look? Or for second timers, did they look last time and couldn't manage to look this time, or didn't look and regret it? Was just wondering!

Mummy I'm not sure that dh and I ever spoke about it but as dd was born in theatre he had to stay at the top end, which I'm glad about. I know a few women who have said 'top end only' but, in the heat of it all, ended up sending their dh's down to the business end!

Haha Kissing, love dh's comment

Mummy, dp says he will no way be down watching the head come out! He said he'll be at the top end, he even said 'well could they rig a curtain up!' (As in across my stomach! ) Yes he was serious

My other half will defo be at the head end. He thinks watching would be like watching someone crash his sports car (if he had one)

Kissing, that is a great quote from DH!

Mummy, I have told DH in no uncertain terms that he is to stay at the head end. I think after seeing a head pop out of your bits it would be hard to ever find them sexy again!

Heir, I am so sorry you are feeling bad. I have been there so many times. Try to stay positive-you will get your baby soon & it will be amazing. You can waddle round stroking your bump all day!

Purds, Happy Birthday to the gorgeous Miss Pantz. We will be expecting lots of pics on FB.