MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

And to all those who we've now terrified, my feeling now is that there is no point worrying about labour. You have pretty much no control over what happens, so think of the end game, of your little ones being introduced into the world rather than the wild ride beforehand. easily said now stitches have healed All this labour talk is making me broody! Oh i so hope we all get out bfps soon soon soon!! Xx

You guys have made me smile already .... I have appeared to have landed in the middle of a CM conversation!! lol x

Medal now placed next to my tough mudder one. Thanks lovely lady!

Spot on giddy we get through it any which way and yet we'd do it all over again in a heartbeat beat. We need this bus to be full of bfp's

Good positive vibes about labour. Yes! Now back to actually completing the first step - BFPs all round!

mrsfaz ha ha welcome to the madhouse!

Evening all! Liking the positive BFP talk!
Welcome mrsfaz!
CD9 for me and hoping for a flashing smiley tomo!

DH texted me to say that we will get our trolley. I assume that is auto correct for sproglet!

Priceless night! Fx for a trolley full of sproglets

trolley!

Can I share out the trolley full? Not sure I can handle multiples merry! I am hopeful for many bfps as we go into the second half of the month :)

Merry Do you never get a positive opk? I didn't when TTC #1... I'd just pee on a few around day 14 and nowt would happen. Turns out I ovulate on day 18 and if I start peeing on them around day 15 a positive usually shows up on day 18. Last month was our first cycle ttc#2 and it was day 18 again (8 years later from dd)!

Oh this cm talk confuddles me. I know to keep my eye out for ewcm around ov, which I do. But mine seems to be creamy at every other point I'm the month! I thought you were meant to dry up before AF but I didn't. Its quite minging, actually, when you think about it. And I only ever spot it if I go rooting for it... no ewcm ever seems to make my pants. No where's that link gone to those delightful images to cross reference it....

Ppphhhhh! Trolley! Love it. Chuck us a couple. :)

Trolleys all round :)

Haha! Night you're gonna be like them Walton sextuplets from Liverpool that were on the telly in the 80s! (I'm convinced I was on a flight to Majorca with them once!) There'll be 6 little Nights and you'll have to drive a minibus!

Fanks for cake niceness! I am absolutely worn out and in pain from toof extraction and have probably missed loads. I always catch up in the end, though. Am off to read through. I hope you are all okay. I loves you lot, innit...

Don't terrify me wotsit! Perhaps DH is referring to the fact that we would have to transport them in a trolley as there wouldn't be a pram big enough

Definitely share night, I wouldn't mind a couple...not greedy at all!!!

Wotsits I've used opks for 3 cycles now and haven't had a positive. I remember using them when ttc #1 and only got a positive in 2 cycles and that was around day 17. I thought it was odd to be ovulating so late so just gave up on them.
I have been using them from cd7 to 18. I have blood tests arranged for next cycle so will hopefully get some answers

You do realise that I'm not meant to be on this bus. I should've been chucked off days ago but I quote fancy hanging around to see you all get your bfps. I know none of you will join me, dizzy and cariad (my cycle buddies) on the April bus as you'll all be too busy nurturing your new little bumps but I'd quite like to stick around and see it happen, if that's OK with you lot!

No problem merry :)

Am really struggling without hot baths. They are how I relax and without them I am becoming so much more stressed :( starting to think I won't mind if AF arrives as at least it will mean I can have a bath!

merry do you have 28 day cycles? And do you get any other symptoms of ov?

No one is allowed off wotsits. :)

Kissing! an 11lb baby! How on Earth did that come out of your vagina??! Did it hurt horribly? I know that's a stupid question. The ripping and reconstructing sounds just unbearable. You deserve a ravaged vadge award or summat.

Oyster, I would love to see a photo of your chart please please please

Wood, your chart looks great and with the amount of sex you're having I can't see it being very long til you get sprogged up

Wotsits, Cheshire is so very posh AbFab, I cannot believe you're from Chorley! Such a small world. You must really miss the weather and council estates here

Where is Austral & MaMaPo?

So managed to DTD when I got home from work as planned. Easy enough, just contrived to be getting changed after work at the same time as he was getting ready for his run and bent over in front of him.
Is it worth forcing myself on him in the morning before work or save his energy for the evening? I'm just thinking that I'll have to get up straight up after. How important is it to lie down for a while? Is it still worth doing of you have to get straight up?

Not even if you post the link to the "feeling particularly sexual" cervix again.

Giddy has locked the doors, we are all on here until the end of the road