MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Ooh by the way my mate back home had a baby which was over 13lb! Her next pregnancy was twins!

Oooft your friend had all the luck then...!!!

Thanks sparkly, it was just a matter of time! We'll probably discuss things this evening, I won't apologise for what I said, he'll accept that I'm stubborn. Then we'll argue about the same thing in a couple of weeks time lol.

Yeah, we're all kinds of sexy I think we're just revoltingly comfortable with each other, neither of us needs 'turning on' as we're both quite happy to dtd whenever... Sorry, that's a bit vomit-making!

Ha ha you all make me laugh so much!

Is no one due a BFP now?! It's about time!

Helloooo ladies, horray for another bus! So DH and I have been for some tests this month to check for any problems. My results (just blood tests) came back fine but DHs sperm sample showed up some slow swimmers...he has had an under active thyroid for a few years so the doctor has increased the dosage to see if that gives the little critters a push!! Anyone else had similar problems and what was the outcome?? X

Were all about the no frills sex during the fertile window! I'm all... 'just get on with it I've got 10 minutes until the washer finishes'! At other times of the month I'm more obliging though.

Work is going so slooowww!!!

Purdey the cake looks Fab! Also your DD is beautiful! Saw the pic on FB group.

So my TWW commences, might throw in a couple more goes for good measure, really really hoping this is the month.

Freckles, did the doctors give you numbers? Get him on some vitamins if he's not already and this should help. I've got Dp on vitamin c, zinc, Q10, a wellman vit and magnesium

I think we're just revoltingly comfortable with each other

Ditto the KnitFast household - fertile window sex includes wild array of erotic phrases such as 'whip it out then', 'what have you done with the baby lube?'* and 'can you shove that pillow under my arse?'

magical times, classic moments

• baby lube is what dh calls conceive plus, much to his own (and no one elses') amusement

Work is going horrendously slow because time knows I have a precarious situation to face when I get home.

Also I swear I just got wet CM at cd10 seems early...

I just checked again and its stretchy but creamy?!

juney I always get watery cm by CD 10. Mm.. Are you using OPKs yeh?

Knit magical times indeed!! Ha ha. Love it.

cymon fingers crossed lovely!! Hope the TWW flys for you...

Hi Freckles positive your tests were good! What Spinning says re swimmers.. Hope it helps, have seen lots of ladies on here that say supps made a huge difference!

I hadn't started opk yet this month Eeek I'll do one when I get home

Juney !!! Get on the OPKs stat!

So AF has finished and after MC in december I'm officially back to DTD - not joined one of these threads before but hoping it will bring me baby luck and to squeeze in a BFP before the month is up!!

Juney, I get watery CM about day ten. Time to start testing!

Sparkly, I am good thanks. CD6, so just imagining symptoms patiently waiting. How is your mum today?

Knit, your DH sounds like mine. He comes out with classics like 'any babies yet?' 10 minutes after DTD. Same joke every month. Sigh!

Nomio CD 6 or 6dpo?! Mum isn't great. Much same. Hope for improvement soon. Thanks for asking. My cm had gone dry yesterday and about an hour ago started with watery and creamy now too! No idea!

mrsfaz welcome! I'm so sorry about the mc. I hope you are feeling positive about going forward now. I hope so much you get a BFP very soon!

Welcome mrsfaz. Good luck for a bfp for you very soon!

cm confuses me. Is it meant to be a certain way throughout the month? All I know about is ewcm!

6DPO, sparkly.Well spotted. I obviously have baby brain already!

Welcome mrsfaz. Sorry you had a mc. Hope you get a bfp this cycle.

I'm always confused about cm too wotsits. Mine is different throughout my cycle and you'd think I'd have worked it all out by now. Although I get ewcm around day 10, like you described juney. Not had a positive on opks though so really not sure about it all

Ah you lucky ladies! Been busy with work all day, but managed to type a brief summary of something funny horrific that I discovered in the shower after giving birth to ds but mumsnet ate my comment, so you've been spared. :)

Nancy pants is gonna love her cake! I am not a baker but I was so proud and excited to make ds' first birthday cake. It was a bit, mmm, rustic burnt and messy but it was definitely made with love. Hope you're all doing okay, hello mrsfaz!

Nomio ah ok thought so! Wondered why you would be symptom spotting at cd6!! Ha. Baby brain indeed!! So I'm 8dpo here. Nada. Are you feeling calm this far in to your TWW?

Giddy hope that medal is still intact! Cake sounds very much made with love. Shame about the birth story...