MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Cariad I am keeping faith for you . Your BFP is coming. I'm so sorry that you have had such a long wait and been through so much this far, but there will be light for you soon my lovely. It WILL happen.

Tessie oh noooo!! Stupid AF!! Sorry love. Stuff those Pringles down there!! Two weeks till next try.. Willing you on!!

Dojo glad you had a lovely lot of cake and goodies!!!

One Born was a tear jerker.. So- those ladies who have had babas.. The 41 year old lady made it seem a breeze really? I'm keeping that image in my head.. Right?? RIGHT?!

Who is next for a BFP?! Come on March!!!!

Juney those boys are gonna show up on time, they know better after the last debacle!! These are the ones!!!! Yes!!!

Giddy >>>> medal

Haha sadly I suspect they are and I was hoping they'd be late as I'm not due to ovulate til next week! Sods law!

Sparkly I can no longer watch one born after my experience even though I am willing to go through it all again . A couple of weeks before DD was born I kept getting calls from family members wishing me luck and telling me to have lots of gas and air. I did know it'd hurt but was unsure what the fuss was about. When I was taken to the labour ward I heard screaming and wondered what the fuss was about, well I ate my words big time! I am an introvert when it comes to pain so I didn't scream or shout but I knew then how naive I had been. I ended up with an epidural as it went on too long.
On the other hand my sister and sister in law push their babies out within 15-20 minutes
Sorry if that sounds grim but I am willing to do it all over again

Purdey I don't know what my AMH levels were at the time. I was too stunned to speak and don't even remember being given a number.

Sparkly that 41yo lady had forceps but you wouldn't have known from the filming. I wouldn't want to scare any first timers with my story from dd1 but as someone else said, my advice is take the epidural!!!

Ha! Sparkly, blooming love you! I'll wear it all day!

Sorry to those with af's. Next time chickies. Anyone testing soon? Fancy bringing it forward a day or two for those of us desperate to see a Bfp?!

Have a good day lovelies, off to be heroic again.

Hello,

Morning to all the lovely March bus ladies...

My update: CD24 / 6DPO and just crossing everything for temps to get a bit higher!

Right. That's it. Can't do any more this month. CD 18. Let waiting commence....

Wotsits, you and your daughter are gorgeous.

WOTSIT!!!! MY BLOODY INTERVIEW WAS AT THE WOODLANDS CENTRE ON ST. THOMAS' RD!! We could have had and a big hug

omg purdey! We had a sliding doors moment!! Awww gutted. Next time we will get cake! (and thank you, you are very sweet! )

Oooo, thanks for all the advice about loans! I have an excellent credit rating (I've rented a lot and have no debt).

Tessie, I'm sorry about crappy AF

I just felt a veritable waterfall glooshing out of my clearly massive vagina. When I stuck my whole fist and forearm finger up it came out soaking. So, that's 'watery' cm. I had an almost-positive opk 48 hrs ago but a big dip in temps yesterday. Discombobulated. It can't be last night's sperm, can it? I tasted it and it wasn't spermy-chlorine at all. Plus, I had been up and about pottering for a good 45 minutes before the gloosh. Any ideas? I also got an almost-positive this morning but it was at 6.45, so likely to be a false positive, right?

Still catching up whilst trying to bake cake for Nancy & her boyfriend...

Juney!, the spermz are cummin...the spermz are cummin...!

I had a 17-hour labour (with, unbeknown to any of us, the umbilical cord wrapped twice around Nancy's neck; I could never have pushed her out myself) with an epidural that needed three anaesthetists and 1.5 hrs to get it in followed by 2 hours of pushing and ending in forceps. Never felt pain like it; it was as though something the size and weight of a wild boar was being dragged out of my splitting-in-two pelvis. Then I had a retained placenta (it snapped off as the doctor was pulling it out by hand) so I had to go to theatre for two hours to have it pulled out under another epidural and then my vadge sewn up. It had split right to my anus.

I would do it all again in a heartbeat.

Omg that sounds like a horrific ordeal purdey! You poor thing!

Omg. Purdey. How do I undo? Control x....control x.....

I'm in a state of denial about that bit....

Gahhhh cannot believe it these sperms will arrive less than 24 hours after leaving Denmark. Stupid sperms it's too soon! Piss off to Poland for a day!

How do the come Juney? Do you have to defrost em? Or are they from the refrigerator?

Sorry... Clueless and naive....

Hehehe they come in liquid nitrogen which I'm hopeful will last til wed the site says 7 days but I was so nervous about them fucking off on an adventure again that I ordered them a earlier. Probably should have done Friday for Monday but ack!

Pretty sure it was still smoking after 8 days last time!

Wow purdey your birthing story sure did wake me up there!

What is the big deal with forceps?

Do us first timers actually know what we're letting ourselves in for?!

I'm furious this morning. DP and I had a stupid argument yesterday afternoon. He went out for the evening and when he got home he went straight to bed without barely even saying hello. I've got up this morning and sat with him for half an hour without speaking to each other before he went to work. What a fucking child. He's never been like this before, he usually comes around after an hour or so. So fucking annoyed at him, have no idea what he's trying to achieve other than making himself look like an idiot because he certainly won't get his own way behaving like this.

Rant over.

Argh there no way I'm letting forceps anywhere near my foof!

Sorry to hear of troubles with DH Dizzy!

Just googled exhaustion at 7dpo. Woke up in the night with stabbing pains (didn't last long) and today I feel completely wiped out. I know it must be in my head though, even if last night were implantation surely I wouldn't get symptoms this soon?!

Ooh. Liguid nitrogen....How hi tech!

Dizzy, sorry about dp. Boys are inherently silly. Perhaps he's feeling the ttc pressure. But being a bloke he's probably just bottled it up for a few weeks then cracked. My dh does this every so often. I try to tell him that's went I let the crazzy out little and often

Night. Yey...I'll symptom spot with you.! Sound promising!

I'm trying to be ridiculously optimistic this month. Going to visualise it and it will happen....