MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

cariad it really is poop isn't it, hope we get our chance to be pregnant and do all the things our friends are doing now with their little ones.

one thing ive decided, I will not be announcing any pregnancy via fb with a scan pic just in case there is anyone on my friends list who us also struggling after knowing exactly how it feels when you see those type of posts!

purdey if I had that kind of money id lend you it myself, your kind words and knowledgeable advice deserves a huge thank you

bean I said the same about broadcasting it on fb. I know how much it gets on my nerves, wouldn't want anyone else out there feeling the same.

I got Halifax to give me £11k last month...at a bloody good rate too so I think the banks must be relaxing a bit lately.

I know what you all mean about Facebook, but I've found the friends who have shared a lot about their pregnancies (bump progress pics etc) have been the ones who have spent a loooooong time trying to conceive. By the time they had their BFP, they've been so happy they just want to share. The more success stories I see, the more hope I have (I might change my mind after several months of this TTC game though... )

Bean and Dizzy I agree about Facebook, won't be announcing on there if we are ever lucky enough to get pg. Its the worst feeling ever being baby bombed on there when you're thinking you might never get there. Xx

Evening! Just finished work, after starting at eight am. With sinusitis. Was given a doughnut by colleague but still waiting for medal.

Purdey, you will be right about no ovulation. Crap balls. But not at you. :) thrilled you are so excited about job.

Happy birthday dojo!

Hi merry!

Disney / kissing - boots have allowed me to buy sea water to spray up my nose to clear sinusitis. Would rather have drugs....

Sparkly, hope your mama is on the mend. And fx for your mummy's day bfp. :) I don't use opks, use a cbfm. Went from low to highs ages ago, but no peaks. .

Love to everyone else! Big shout out to crazy cat walkers! . Night lovelies.

I've only just caught up with you chatty lot!
Thanks for the welcome juney
Sorry you're having a hard time beansprout. I have been there is before before and here I am again. I got my bfp and you will too.
Purdey I was told I had low ovarian reserve after blood testd, before ivf referral. The Consultant said my ovaries were behaving as though though they belonged to a 40 year old. I cried and cried. When I told my mum she said "oh sod the consultant, you're not far now". She was absolutely right even though I didn't appreciate the advice at the time

Oh blummin heck. Stayed off MN for one day to celebrate my bday and you've already written 13 pages!!! I will catch up but might take some time.
Therefore in prep. Congrats on any BFPs (fx there were some today you lucky ladies)
Soz to any that suffered AFs wrath.
juney saw your DHL (or whoever is delivering you your spunk on FB) so good luck in the next few days and hope this arrives without the stress of last months lot.

So full on cake, cocktails and teriyaki steak (soooo good) so I might need to leave catching up until the morning. However my wonderful DH has been thinking about you AI ladies especially you juney should I be worried?. I'll do a second post which will explain all...

Thanks dojo intrigued about your husband! Is he gonna come help me out ?

Happy birthday dojo

Oh and my brother in law recently got a loan to do up his house and a any friend has just applied for one and was told there shouldn't be a problem so it is isn't worth a try.

Happy birthday dojo
You certainly deserve a medal giddymama

Oh dear my typing is rubbish today!

Happy (belated) Birthday Dojo.

Thanks for your kind word Nomio and Bean. I'm with you on the FB front, I certainly won't be announcing any pregnancy on there, although if we ever get as far as giving birth to a healthy baby I'm contemplating posting and mentioning how hard a journey it's been, so as to give hope to others.

Purdey and Spinning - keeping everything crossed that you both get your long awaited babies.

juney, Purdey and Sparkly and any other AI ladies. This is what my DH found and thought of you!... (Don't know if this'll work)
www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/03/06/inventor-creates-a-sex-toy-that-works-as-an-artificial-inseminator/

The don't know if it'll work was for the link it self not the actual item which I think could...

Looks fun(!)

Thanks for the bday messages. Here is some for everyone.

That's a lovely thing to do cariad as nobody tells you how hard it can be. I just arrived at this situation and started questioning why my body couldn't do what nature intended it to do. The inadequacy I felt was unbearable and although I knew a few other people who were having problems nobody really talks about it

Totally stalking my sperm, have got DHL and FlightRadar24 open and I suspect my sperm is in the air on it's way to Leipzig.

Late on here tonight and afraid I can't hang around as have a date in bed with DH so says SMEP. CD12, eagerly awaiting signs of impending ov. Quick question actually - today I had cm that was cloudy yellowish but definitely stretched over an inch between fingers. What do I class that as on FF? Definitely not creamy like when it is actually creamy, not sure if watery is the right description as it wasn't runny/liquidy?

I think like, pages back, tessie said and had arrived? If I got that right I'm sorry tessie. Hang on in there, you'll get there.
Flowers to all those having a crap time.
Congrats to purdey, you'll be fab and really well done for getting the job. Sounds properly interesting.

pug I get that, it usually progresses to clear after a day or so. For ff I usually class it as ewcm.

tessie and malibu sorry AF has arrived. You will both get there

Evening all. Wow you ladies can chat for England! Just marking my place on the new bus. Purds your intro is brilliant & so true... Pregnancy wrecked my body the first time round yet here I am hoping to do it all over again!!

Cd17 here so I'm guessing I'm now 3dpo so into the 2ww. Only thing I've had so far is an achy uterus ... You never know... could be a (ridiculously early) symptom!

Happy birthday dojo.

Sorry for those got by the witch