MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Yayy Sammy!! We shall forward march together towards that BFP!! xx

Finally caught up properly!!

knit are you okay?? I think you left the fb group? :(

purds I'm a shit friend, congratulations on the job! sounds marvellous and you sound really upbeat about it!

Welcome Merry!

I tried to walk the cat on a lead, she lay on the floor and I had to drag her... so I gave up... maybe I should try again.

nomio no to implantation dip, I had one the same last month :( fingers crossed for you though!

glittery your symptoms sound exciting!!!

sammy I'm cd9 I think chart here

I'm hoping I've got everyone up to date with the stats... but do poke me with a sharp stick if I've missed any!

Spermies should be here Friday but I'm hoping they'll fuck up this week so I can collect them Saturday

Yes Wooley!

Ah Juney, yes I forgot you were a day ahead of me with af, fingers crossed this is your month

Dizzy I will keep my fingers crossed for you - I am still in with a chance for December too except that DH is selfishly spending several nights away on business slap bang in the middle of my next fertile period! Dammit! Must think positive thoughts!! x x

So when are you starting ai? Xx

Thanks sammy I reckon it'll be Tuesday/Wednesday next week but will wait for the smiley face on my digital stick. Not sure when to start pissing on them as only have a few left... maybe Sat/Sun?

Evening everyone... AF arrived properly this afternoon so I am off the bus but will keep an eye on you all!

I have a headache and feel yucky and currently stuffing my face with pringles...once you pop you just can't stop and all that On my own tonight as DH away having meetings today and tomorrow so just me and the cat watching OBEM....ah....

Purdey so pleased today went well for you, you sound really positive and upbeat about it which is great to hear

Sorry funeral won't be for a while yet Spinning Horrible to wait

So sorry to hear you are feeling low Bean You will get your bfp

Thats rubbish tessiegirl. Enjoy your Pringles and I hope that your headache eases soon.

Juney I'd say Sunday to start peeing on digi sticks. The handle has some kind of memory so you'll need a couple of days run up. All the best with the AI.

Juney if prob start on Saturday if I were you. Do you have any cheapies? Xx

Awww sorry tessie :(

oooh fifi what kind of memory?!

sammy yep I use both esp IC for the day of the smiley to do a few throughout the day!

Sorry for af tessie. Enjoy the Pringles

I remember reading that they figure out what your normal levels are in order to more accurately predict your LH surge. That's why the instructions say to start testkng a few days earlier.

Hi all Can someone move their bag of ttc paraphernalia so I can sit down?

Just checking in really. cd18, 5dpo and the days are passing by so slowly. Good thing I have a hyper toddler and a job that I hate to keep me busy hey?!

Boo to all the unwelcome AFs and welcome to all the lovely newbies!

Spinning, I actually think there's very little chance of conceiving naturally after 44. That's my personal opinion. I would, however, keep trying beyond 45 for a sibling for Nancy. I really don't want her to be alone in her thirties when DH & I will be dead and my mum and dad will be long gone, too. My plan is to have IVF at Gennet in Prague. I would like this to happen, like, now but mum and dad are not playing ball re lobbing a bit of my inheritance my way. The main purpose of my seeking work after all this time is so that I can, in a few months time, perhaps persuade the bank to loan me £6k. Then I can go to Prague and get my twins baby.

Wotsits, yes! Chorley! Why the heck didn't you call round? All the power had blown in my gaff but we could all have huddled in your car with tea and Twirls We could even have compared cervical mucus

Evening all. Still finding it impossible to keep up with this thread, but just thought I'd pop on to send enormous un-mumsnetty hugs to BeanSprout.

I could have written all of your posts myself. In the past year, all of my close friends have had babies or got pregnant and all we've managed since last May is a cp followed by an ectopic which has rendered me less fertile I feel like my life is permanently on hold, and that I'm stuck re-living the same old chapter whilst everyone else around me has moved on with their lives.

Banks aren't loaning money, says DH. Is that true?

Oh I didn't know that fifi thanks for the tip!

Purdey Was dropping some stuff off at the Woodlands Centre on Southport Road?! I got a bit lost, to be honest. Felt like I was driving for ages without knowing where I was going then all of a sudden was, like, 'shit! I'm here!'. Slightly disappointed that someone didn't immediately proffer me a Chorley cake. Does that not happen? (and also... what is a Chorley cake?) If I am ever required to go again... we should grab a coffee!

purds I just managed to get a credit card? not a loan in that sense of the word but money nonetheless.

Purdey banks are loaning money. Esp amounts like £6k. They aren't very forthcoming with mortgages and ridiculous amounts, but £6K with 3 months payslips is perfectly reasonable. In fact, 6K is not unrealistic on a 'plastic loan'... a bank loan with similar terms to a credit card. You can make minimum payments to spread the cost or overpay to clear the debt sooner. They also come with 0% finance (or near as damn it!)

Sorry... that was really boring. I listen to a lot of financial ramblings in work. As you were.

Where the heck did that fancy A appear from in my last post?!?!

I think you're probably right about natural conception after 44 purdey. Hence our decision. We may go to Prague or Czech. Waiting to see if there's any improvement on dps new and improved sperm.
I really hope you can find the money and get a little brother or sister for Nancy. Once you've been working for a couple of months it should be easier to get credit either though a loan or cc. Would your Mum not consider loaning rather than giving you the money?

My Mum got a 6k loan 6 months ago to tart up her house, so I don't think it would be a problem. I think it depends on your credit rating.

Cariad, I really hope you get your BFP soon. You are always so encouraging to others, but seem to have bad luck yourself.

Marys, I am 5DPO too. The days are going very slowly at the minute.