The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

[juneybean]

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Welcome to the March bus, every one welcome!

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Good plan nomio

Purdy! Cremedevagine thank you very much

No idea about the snazzy blue box. I'm obviously very important.

Juney she's a cross between a Norwegian forest cat and a non specific breed! Do you have any cats? I do love them but she's not as affectionate as my last cat who was male, not sure if that has anything to do with it?!

I have a tortie persian kitten and a odd little silver longhair but she's a rescue so don't know what breed! Loves my fluffy kitties.

I love cats, but am allergic.

What an utter load of shite. There would be a serious number of subfertile women if blowjobs had a deleterious effect on conceiving.

Male cats are totes cuddlier than their female counterparts. I'm sick of my cats waking me when my baby sleeps through the night. I want to actually kill them.

woah woah woah I leave you guys for half a day and I miss 9 pages!

welcome to the new passengers and sorry for those who've got AF.

juney sorry about your gross pof replies, you'll get your prince sperm I'm sure of it

purdey hope you get your bum fixed soon :)

Got some ewcm this afternoon, but a negative opk. I haven't even started on my clear blues yet. Oh well, will dtd just in case.

Ahh that sucks Nomio :(

Aww I love Persians! Would deff be the breed of choice if we ever get another one, my DH loves them too :)

I'm not a cat person

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invading march bus with cute cat picture

This is her this evening hiding behind my foot asleep!

What a sexy ankle cute cat!!

Awww, she is gorgeous!

Sorry, didn't do stats.

I'm (just!) 30. Have a DD who is (just) 17 months. DP and I started trying in December but we weren't tracking ovulation and not dtd at the right times. Tried again in January, this time with Clear Blue OPK, and got BFP but then miscarried.

Conceived DD on first cycle so we're hopeful we can do it, it's more about agreeing that we want to do it, if you know what I mean. Bloody hormones.

Found you all on the new thread! That happened quickly.

juney sorry to hear af turned up. When would you need to hear from plan c guy by?

mrsg me too! Surely signing up for a year is the way to invoke a bfp sometime in the next 12 months?

purdey I have no idea what's going on with my cycles but this was only first full cycle since dd (now 16 months) so it might be too early to expect miracles, esp as they found out at my csection I only have one Fallopian tube...will spend a couple of months temping before I do anything else as I also wouldn't get maternity pay etc etc if it's too early in the new year. I know there's never an ideal time but no maternity pay on top of moving house might be one hurdle too many. And dh will be in Australia at a conference for the whole crucial week this month!

So, new symptom today I think and that's the need to pee. Even after I've been, I feel like I need to go again. When I sit down it's an easy enough urge to ignore, it's not a desperate feeling. So, either a symptom or a UTI!

So now we're at:

• uterine cramping;
• back pain; and
• urge to pee, a lot.

I still really want to test but tomorrow's temp (hopefully I don't get woken early again) may be the deciding factor. Who knows, my self control isn't great sometimes!

Purdey we were recommended 'nymphomaniac' but it mostly appears to be about fishing so we just ignored it. DH seemed happy enough with the crotchless pants and fishnet stockings DH is 23 unfortunately I don't think he would want his photo posted!

Despite a very vivid dream and feeling like a furnace this morning, my temp has plummeted so that's me out again.
Off to try and survive work without blubbering at my desk, hope you all have better days. Xx

Ok so 8 dpo here. Here's my symptoms (feel like I'm at the Gps saying that lol)
All very mild bit noteable-

Stinging "inside"
Bizarre quick succession of vibrating feeling followed by a very quick "pull" behind the belly button (too high for it to be related perhaps)
Hot
Insatiable thirst and "mouth hungry" like I just need to CHEW! ! Probably just a greedy cow
On off light headedness and v mild and infrequent nausea.

But they are just so low level I can barely decide if I'm somehow producing it with my mind out of desperation.

I bizarrely feel very relaxed..almost a little despondent as if I already know it's not happened. I just want to test in order to stop being in limbo really!

So sorry to hear that Sammy :( hugs

Sorry Sammy!

I caved and tested this morning. Am 9dpo and got a bfn!! Grrr. I really feel like I'm driving myself crazy talking myself into symptoms. Have had...

• lots of lotiony cm
• cramps (and 2 days ago... A stabbing pullingy pain)
• vivid dreams
• woke early the last 2 days
• hot
• backache

All of those could be the evil AF though! I'm annoying myself!!! I'm not testing now until Monday... if AF is showing then she should be here by then. I think she's due Sat or Sun.

Oh Sammy :( sorry love!

wotsit if I learnt anything from the past two weeks it's that symptom spotting is a painful sport, I had so many symptoms and it amounted to nothing. Though I also know I'll still be symptom spotting on my next go!

By you ladies talk!!

Hi to the newbies!

Sorry to those who AF has got the bitch

sammy sorry to hear about your temps :( really hope you are still in!

chasing sorry you are feeling shitty hun. But i have to say... the reason i took a pg test last time (when we werent trying) was a pulling feeling behind my belly button. I thought it was because i have a didgy tummy but my mams first comment was 'you arent pg are you?!' So i took a test just in case and it was positive really hope you get your bfp!!

Well 10dpo here.. woke up with nausea again. Painful lower back for couple of days. Absolutely exhausted too. Poas this morning and i think i saw the faintest of faint lines. Too faint to take a pic of! So im thinking evap line? Hey ho. Fx im wrong and something stronger will appear later this week!

I know Juney... I need to STOP IT! Has AF arrived in full force now?

I'm having difficulty because I haven't had an AF in 5 years coz of the coil. So all these messed up pg/AF symptoms are new to me again and messing with my head!!!

I'm pretty sure I'm not, as had a BFN last night at 10dpo and my cervix has gone lower and harder.

Symptoms I have had:
Some twingey feelings in lower abdomen/ladies parts
MAJOR mood swings
Being super tired and having to go to bed early
Waking up early
Thirsty
Bloated (but probably too much cake)
Lots of creamy cm

I have a feeling I am looking too much into these. I guess BFN this month as no sore boobs at all and just not feeling it...