The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

[juneybean]

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Oooh Amy that sounds exciting!!! Fingers crossed for you!!!!

So CM this morning is clear and watery rather than cloudy. That is actual CM right?! Fx for you Amy!

Thanks girls, it's ok, it's what I was expecting really - just smarts as I had let myself start to symptom spot yesterday.
Af will be here by tomorrow morning.

I am worries though, what if we are just one of those couples who are incompatible? :( X

Morning everyone. I have always wondered about the accuracy of the saliva thing. DP always goes down on me before DTD but I thought it was just getting saliva on the head of his was the problem? And that there wasn't enough from oral to her that could make it an issue?

creme 10dpo is still early! Fx hun.

Thanks ladies but not getting excited just yet (although OH could see it too, so im not going mad!)

Sammy don't worry!! How long have you been TTC? My best friend and her hubs were trying for aaaages and thought the same. Then.. One day they got caught and have a gorg baby boy now!

Question.... What is your cervix meant to be like before AF?

What? 10 pages! Good god women!
Headache resumed this morning.

juney I am going to repeat my suggestion from a couple of threada ago that you place an advert in one of the student newspapers of a university close to you. Seriously. It is a good bet. Students are enthuastic ("oh how novel let's upduff this lady"), egocentric ("my sperm is awesome and I would so be the best absent biological father in the world"), and at least reasonably intelligent ("I figured out the UCAS form"). Really. Do it!
I'd also recommend watching "Antonia's line" a dutch film from yeaa-aaars ago god I'm showing my age some time ago where the lesbian gets upduffed by choosing a clueless Adonis for a few romps to father a child. Besides it is a good movie providing you're happy with subtitles.

Missed temp today as spoke to DS before I remembered to temp.

Here is my chart for no point whatsoever as I am clearly a mutant or something and the lining has decided not to shed for no reason. Fed up...

Wottsits - this was cycle 16.
I know there are people who have been in the same situation and miraculously fallen pg, but when you're trying so hard and timing dtd well and it STILL doesn't happen it makes it all feel pointless. I know it's just the hormones talking really, I'll be ok in a couple of days. Xx

Oh sammy I'm so sorry for you. I had so hoped this was your month. Hope you can hold it together at work. X

I'll be ok... Just going to stay off of here except my lunch break today so I might miss some stuff, will try to read back! X

Checking into new thread, not sure I'm going to manage to keep up since it got so busy on here though!

Sorry sammy

babybump your symptoms sound positive. Hope it's not a UTI.

amy I hope that was your line! Fx for a retest tomorrow.

ah sammy I'm so sorry. Its like a kick in the teeth each month. It's natural to have those worries when long term ttc. I know I do.

amy ! Fx for you my lovely. its early still so hopefully that line gets stronger..

I don't want to dash people's hopes but the feeling that you need to pee all the time really only happens when a baby is sitting heavily on your bladder in the third trimester. I have never heard of vivid dreams being a symptom either. I wish there were, though, I have them every single night. Without fail

I'm off to th'ospickal - again - this morning. Nancy has to go to the fracture clinic to see if her collarbone has reset itself. If they make us wait hours again I will Seriously Kick Off. They really don't want to see that.

Night... TWENTY-THREE??!! I'm surprised he can even operate the remote control never mind handle a porn film

Morning

juney those POF guys sound complete and utter knobs. Hope your plan c works out for you. Sorry plan b didn't work (has AF fully arrived now?)

sammy hope AF isn't rearing her witchy head. Tell her to sod off.

Hello to newbies and hello to any one on here because of AF

I'm not sure what's going on with my body. AF due today and still no sign of the witch (good) but temps dipped a bit this morning (boo) not below the cover line but am worried this could be a trend. CD28 11dpo.
Chart attached...

Morning

Sammy, sorry it looks like af is on its way

Amy, fx for you.

Purdey, I had frequent peeing with mine from very early!
Hope is good news at the hospital for Nancy.

Ha purdey he is ridiculously young but I always forget because he behaves more like a 33 year old :) good luck at the hospital

Poas this morning after yesterday's excitement but all I got to start off my day was a BFN but it is still stupidly early so I shall refrain from poas every morning and join the poas party on Friday

sammy I know how you feel and I'm thinking of you.

amyy oh my days. How exciting. Please let it be your line!

AF is definitely here!

Plan C replied so will try and arrange things with him!

Sorry to hear that Juney, fx Plan C works out!

juney sorry for AF :( but really excited you have a plan C to activate.