The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

[juneybean]

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Welcome to the March bus, every one welcome!

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Phew! Just got back from a long walk to the shops and back. Happy as I was successful in being able to find wrapping paper and sellotape for DH birthday. You wouldn't believe the everyday things we take for granted to be able to buy with ease at home can be an absolute mission to find here!

Best of luck with your scan today Purple

Don't worry Knit I hate fish...I don't mind looking at them in a tank, especially the pretty ones but I hate them touching me. We went on honeymoon to the Seychelles and they kind of ruined my snorkelling experience!! Funny that, seeing as I was in their territory! How dare they!

Sssssh don't tell the wombs about ff Juney!

Wow Mamapo, your job sounds very interesting. I would love to talk to you and ask lots of questions (although I know you most probably have strict confidentiality agreements). We are in the forensics line of work too...

Warm welcome to Tallula, so sorry you are joining us under sad circumstances but best of luck for a bfp very soon

On FF does anyone know why some charts have temperature circles and others have squares and circles? no I've not been browsing charts similar to yours

purds I much prefer the easy life and will instill a routine, can't be doing with this lentil weaving co-sleeping lark!

Hi all! I've been absent for a few days cos the witch got me and I was feeling a bit crappy. Pulled myself together now and ready to start again. New stats:

Jessica147, 29, ttc #1, cycle 6, bfp due 28th March (ish, I'll know for sure when I ov)

Congratulations for any bfps I've missed! Gonna go back and read the thread so I can see how everyone is doing.

I feel like crying :( plan c just said "if you want my stuff in a cup, I'm going to need something to get me going" why are men so disgusting :(

I have no idea what to do, won't find anyone else before next week :(

mummy so sorry for AF! Next cycle-it's the one!!!

creme eeek re frer in tea!! Sorry for bfn. Still time!! Boots were doing 3 for 2 on frers by the way!

purds oh little nancy you rebel you!! Back to normal tonight I'm sure!! How are you today?

victoria is that you?! We wondered where you were. How are you lovely?

amyy great news !! You are preggers!!!

Hi Boosk fingers crossed for you!

Dojo dh knows best then right? fingers crossed!!

Purple hope scan goes well for you!

Knit you are a slave driver. Like myself.

Spinning hi are you having an internal scan on Monday?

wotsits too early lovely!! Hold out!

juney so you are good to go in a couple of weeks?! This is brilliant news!!!! Exciting! Real, live spermies!!! You are defo more Mary.. I can tell!

MrsG ha ha but at least you followed the instructions!! I didn't fill my sample pots to the top!! Arghhh!

Tallula so sorry for your loss. I hope you get a speedy BFP on this bus, we are all here to support you!

Trixie hi! Sorry for the pmt!! Rubbish! That's my worry about starting a whole lot of supplements etc, don't really know if any of them are helping or hindering. Hope you feel more like you soon!

I was wrong about when AF was predicted. Predicted for Thursday however..

AF arrived March 4. New BFP, April 4, Cycle 3

So there you go. Everything I thought I felt must just be normal ovulation / cycle stuff. Hoping that third time/cycle is the charm!

Tallula So sorry for your mc, I hope you get your bfp soon

Juney abort plan C! How gross, maybe he isn't mean to be? Is it worth holiding out another cycle until you find someone who isn't a creep? I know it delays your bfp but I so want this to be a positive experience for you.

Sparkly Thanks love. Beautiful post full of and kindness as always.

juney so sorry. That's grim.

baby :( so sorry!
juney students students students! And why don't you ask some if your friends or friends of friends? If it is only a little bit away you might be able to do better through actual real life contacts?
Advert in student newspaper. Just do it. Or contact the lgbt society at the local uni and ask their president to ask if anyone would like to donate. Actually, I think you might easily find someone from there!

Oh junet that's awful. What an absolute creep.

Juney, even!

Babybump oh no!! But you are right.. Third times a charm! And only a couple weeks and you get another shot

Juney disregard earlier post. What a weirdo. Ok. So plan D... I agree re Students?? Advert In paper? I'm guessing the whole donor sperm from abroad ain't financially possible again so soon?

Sparkly I am reeeeally going to try to hold out until Sunday. I think....

Juney... WHAT!?! I am assuming that he needs you to buy him a lads mag?!? Just throw a copy of Busty Babes and a Cup at him. I have to say... I agree with Aurora - students are the way to go!!! Definitely!!!

juney sorry he's a dick! But I think aurora's suggestion of lgbt society is a great idea! Hope you are able to sort something out.

Baby sorry for AF :( I have it is 3rd time lucky for you

So sorry baby. Third times lucky!!!

I hope*

I have even worse news. Woke this morning to find out I left my Ben & Jerry's out :( had about a 1/3 left still.

Happier news. Someone's post above reminded me I can have coke again today. Glorious not good for you brown nectar of the Gods, come hither and sate me.

Oh juney, sweetheart I'm sorry you are being met with such horrid suggestions from these arseholes. Aurora's suggestion is such a good one. Will you do it? Please think about starting a thread on mn asking for ideas re donors. Mumsnet is brilliant for just this kind of thing..and there's an LGBT Parenting forum too.

BabyBump How awful that you left B&J out! But I am more shocked that you eat your tub in thirds?

Sorry to hear about af mummy, Creme, babybump & anyone else.

Dojo sorry for the spotting. fx af stays away!

Tallulah sorry to hear about your mc. Fx for you.

Juney what a creep! Love aurora's suggestion though.

Cd10 here so I'm gearing up for a shagathon over the next week

Baby what flavour b&j was it?? X

mumof1 good luck with the dtd-athon!

Yes... What flavour was it Baby?! I love phish food!!!

Oh Juney, what a dick although I'm pleased he mentioned this before he arrived at your house! Uni students are a great idea as they're all struggling for cash and should have excellent sperm.

Yes sparkly, internal scan to show everything's ok. I hope this will be ok as I'll be approx 7 dpo .

Thanks sparkly!

Peanut butter cup is my fave flavour

Spinning... Good luck with the scan!