The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

[juneybean]

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Taketwo congratulations!

Don't think my link worked in the precious message as I'm on the app again... Grr.

Ok all, I'm confused by my ovulation sticks. HELP!

Yesterday (CD 11) I got a pretty strong line - perhaps not quite the same colour as the control line but near as (photo upthread) and then today, nothing. Just a very very faint line. And the weird thing is my wee was probably more concentrated this time today than this time yesterday!

Does this mean yesterday was my LH surge? I'm attempting the SMEP principle of dtd on the day of a positive test, two days after, etc. Should I trest yesterday as a positive? Or can you have more than one LH surge in a month???

I am shagging away like nobody's business regardless I'm just asking in the spirit of scientific enquiry!

Previous not precious! Sorry, not doing v well this morning

Can I join?

TTC baby number two, this month is our first attempt. I don't know most of the acronyms or how to work out when things should happen though as DD was an accident. Due period/bfp on 18th March.

here's yesterday's line, then to, nowt

Was that my positive ov test?

Did you pee mid morning having held your wee for a few hrs? X

yep, both days!

knit I'd treat yesterday as your surge. That's happened to me before. Sometimes the surge comes and goes quickly.

You can, on rare occasions, have a second surge if your body gears up to OV then for some reason it doesn't release the egg. but I think your surge has been and gone and either today or tomorrow you'll OV. Happy shagging.

Congratulations, Dr.Pulpi! What will you be a doctor in?

Spinning, no, a collarbone cannot be plastered. Thankfully, God made them in such a way that they heal all by themselves

Babs, perhaps you can build an underground chapel ready for when radical Islam takes over the nation and we are no longer permitted - thanks to Sharia law - to worship Jesus.

Scrunchie, when my landlord comes I just boot the cats out and hide their food bowls. If one of them turns up miaowing at the window I just exclaim: "I'm sick o' them f*ing moggies! I wish I knew who the owner was" before continuing to suck him off as part-payment for the rent.

purdey only you could promote your christian identity in the same message as joking about sucking your landlord off. i love your style :)

Chasing are you taking pregnacare? That made my pee luminous!

Can I ask a question that I probably should know the answer to? Af has just arrived, so do I count today as day one... Or is it (as I seem to remember reading) more accurate to count tomorrow as day one? X

Knit, did you test a few hours after the almost-surge yesterday? You probably would've caught it then. It is not typical for a true LH surge to last until the next day (although we have certainly seen evidence of that on here) so, yes, it probably happened sometime yesterday afternoon/evening. Nowt to worry about, though, if you're rumpying like there's no tomorrow.

purdey only you could promote your christian identity in the same message as joking about sucking your landlord off.

Joins Purdey in 'weird Christian' corner (liberal, pro-gay marriage, decidedly dirty-minded Christan over here )

Boris, I know. And I am ashamed Sometimes I fear I have Tourettes peculiar to mumsnet.

My pee is also luminous yellow since beginning maca root and B6 Complex; don't know which one is responsible.

Sammy, if it is a proper flow I would count today as CD1.

Yes I also want to know pulpi. Mine brings me no money. I hope yours is in artificial intelligence or summat that rakes in the research grants! I should have studied sciences

twiddling thumbs trying not to think about POAS

congrats takestwo

Well done pulpi on the PhD

purdey glad nancypants is on the mend.

babs I too was thinking either rocket, monster or robot.

You ladies move so fast it's hard to keep up on my phone!!

purdey I didn't get the chance to test again last night because I was busy ravishing poor DH working, but considering it's negative today I think you are probably right - in which case I am ovulating about four days earlier than I thought I was...

saddles up husband for later tonight

I am spectacularly un-liberal and would happily bomb the offices of The Guardian. I truly believe the Left will bring this country to its knees.

Rant over. For now.

definitely liberal, not Liberal

Sooooo should I stop ov testing now people? hoards opks

purdey where do you get your maca root from if you don't mind me asking?

Genni, I get it from Peru. The flights are expensive but I think it's worth it. I bought mine from Amazon, chuck.

Oh dear as I read purdey's comment I shut down the guardian website which I read every lunchtime. Please can I stay on the bus purdey?

I love the guardian. So there. Don't stop testing knit. Keep going for another two days just in case. And shag shag shag.

mwahaha

I think I got mine from amazon last time so will nosy on there later!