The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Well it's only just started so I'll decide later on.
Sigh, here we go again. Xx

knit I'm similar to you, church going, God fearing, Christian (evangelical - sorry Purdey) liberal left wing, pro gay marriage - and generally very dirty minded. I work for the Catholics so I. Also drink like a fish and have The Guilt that knows no ends.

DH is a conservative right winger who would join purdey bombing the guardian while I picket the telegraph and bomb the daily mail.... Life would be boring if we were all the same.

Moazzam Begg writes for The Guardian as does Rachel Shabby. Not sure why anyone would buy a paper that gives a platform to terrorist apologists and jihadi sympathisers. But each to their own. I love Corrie and Emmerdale; there is clearly no accounting for taste.

purdey I would imagine it would be the b complex making your wee yellow , what is the benefit of taking Maca - just wondering if it's something I should take

sammy yesterday I had to make the same choice, I decided to count today as day 1 as this was the first day I woke up with AF, even tho AF arrived yesterday afternoon. I think the thing is be consistent in how you record your own body.

I go to an Evangelical church. I love gays, blacks, Muslims and gingers and am even trying to embrace the gypsies. I will never love the feminists. However, I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman and no-one should have to bake a cake which espouses something which goes against their deeply-held religious belief. You couldn't make me bake a cake with Jihadi John's face on it accompanied with the words: 'Slay The Filthy Kuffar!' Not in a squillion years.

I hate the guardian AND the daily mail. In fact I don't really like anyone who is entrenched in a particular position whether that's flag-waving UKIP or bleeding-heart Liberalism.

I do like:

This bus
God
Peeing on sticks

Boris I am somewhat evangelical in persuasion but also pro-equal marriage which puts me in the interesting position of being unpopular with almost every denomination ah well

purdey you know I luffs you, but I don't think you can equate a 'celebrate jhadi john' cake with a gay wedding cake.

ANYWAY....back to the much more interesting subject of my urine

When can I STOP trying, assuming positive ov test was friday? Getting sick of elevating the hips afterwards...

I've got ewcm!!! I was worried it was goingvto happen this month.
Day 14 so all systems go tonight fingers crossed that my son behaves as he had us up 3 times last night.
how many other days do we need to do it to cover it? I don't use those ov sticks. Last cycle was 29 days. We've done every other day up to last night. Sorry if that's tmi.

I don't know what the hell is going on with me now, I'm really annoyed. I thought AF was here but it only lasted one day and it wasn't proper blood, it was a brown colour. I POAS 12DPO and got a BFN then AF turned up on 15DPO, bang on time. Last month was fine and I thought that my periods had got back to normal after stopping the pill in November but maybe not. I don't see how I'm going to conceive if I'm still not having proper periods :(

I like their running section purdey. I don't actually read the news sections :)

Does that mean you won't marry me purds?

knit we used to stop DtD on the day I got a positive opk. Now I'm thinking stop 3 days later? So Monday would be the last day for you?

Afternoon everyone, I had a dream last night that I was pregnant but I was in a place that was almost back in time - I would describe it as living in the woods like Robin Hood but a few more simple buildings, someone had an order out to kill men of certain ages, children of certain ages and pregnant women. I was in a hideout under my house laying in mud pretending to be dead so they didn't catch and kill me. I then came out (not sure why) and sure enough everyone was chasing me, I went into the woods and the trees let down what I can only describe as ropes which wrapped around my arms and legs and lifted me out of danger into the trees out of sight. Then I woke up- it was 4:30am and desperately needed a wee, I so wanted to POAS but didn't want to ruin the party Friday! So bizzare to have a dream like this, it was a bit freaky! Anyway thought Id share. Haven't had a chance to catch up on the convos but hope everyone's ok

Hi smallbird ! It felt like learning a new language when I first joined MN

Sammy I believe the first day of red blood should be classes as CD1

Autumn according to TCOYF you should dtd every day you have ewcm, happy shagging

Southy pg dreams are supposed to be a good sign!!

I hope so but I think about it so much it wouldn't surprise me if I started dreaming about it

I hate the Daily Mail, happy to take my DS to church for Motherine Sunday every now and again and will be getting his Christened this or next yearj as he has decided he wants to follow God. But I am a far more spiritual person - wouldn't like to box myself as pagan or druid but far more "that way" inclined. think I am on my own here....

Oyster could be implant bleed. Wait a day or two and test. Then wait another day or two and test again. If you don't get a proper period next month when you're due, and still neg hpt, see a doc

Oyster I agree with baby could certainly have been implantation! Fx for you!

Knit.... I would take yesterday as your surge - it probs happened a short time after yesterdays test. Keep going at it!!!

I'm currently having weird eye twitch type feelings in my lower abdomen. My tummy is proper twitching, spasming and distracting my symptom identification process. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! plus its super annoying!!!!!

Oh wotsit what cd are you on? I've had weirded eye twitch for the last we days too!

I'm 9dpo. Its sooooo annoying. Whats the deal with it? Did a cheapy test this morning and bfn! What dpo are you TakesTwoToTango?

Eeek TakesTwo... Just read back and saw your bfp news!!! So exciting! Congrats! Hope this twitchy spasm thing is a good sign then!?!

sorry hairstylisttoboris, I did want to be an honest tenant, but just couldn't find a single landlord who would let us keep them, and they're such well behaved, clean, non-scratchy, non-piss-on-floor type cats that it really wasn't fair! We even offered our current guy an extra deposit increase if he let us keep them - still no. Also all the furniture is ours so if they did scratch anything it isn't his problem, it's ours.

Thanks for all advice on cat issue though, yes could take them to my mum's though that is a bit of a faff - tempted to simply bung them in cat basket and put them in the cupboard under the stairs but they are drama queens and I think they would yowl!