Mummy, today's temp: was that after a three-hour block?
Sammy, you are sweet. I wasn't encouraged to menkul by any of you; I've managed that quite well for three years all by myself 
Boris, were you actually dressed from the waist down this time?
Amy, I would suggest a 5dpo bfp is largely impossible. If folks do get them I would tentatively suggest they (or FF) have erroneously pinpointed ovulation. It takes anything up to five days for the fertilised egg to be transported down the fallopian tube to the uterus. It then begins to implant around 7-10 dpo, with HcG only being detectable around three days after implantation.
Sparkly, darling, get that thing whipped out. Oral surgery and antibs will not scupper your chances of conceiving, I promise. Agree with Glittery, though, that they will not take it out until any infection is gone.
Nomio, that 'your baby is waiting for you' mantra only applies to your first 
I've come off the Clomid for a couple of months. I want my 28-day cycles back, thank you very much. This 35-dayer was excruciating.