We are jolly well going to have the number of babies we want and we will BROOK NO ARGUMENT. Join us if you refuse to take "no" for an answer and like smacking rats.

[Imps9]

We will get there. We will all of us get there. And we will brook no argument.

AF can do one Sparks when will she get the hint?

Yes the diamanté Imps they'd love that! As for crochet, I didn't have any waiting around, but I was first in. And afterwards they kept me until I ha had tea and biscuits and had a wee. So bit long at all really. And they'll let MrI stay with you the whole time too

Great news on the bloods and drugs Beedle!

Thanks Maybe I think I'll leave it at home.

imps I have had a little time hanging around after EC, there's no harm in taking it with you (unless its huge of course!) I think I took a book with me both times. the first time we were there for what seemed like ages, possibly related to Mr B having to give a second sample - I think they wanted to check it was OK before they let us leave. Though there is no way he could have manged to produce a third one if it wasn't

Hmmm I think I'll take it just to be on the safe side. There is a lot still to do!

Bit of a tall order asking for two samples from Mr B at the same time, non?

I think MrB needs a medal

thinking of you imps and brooking for beedle today xx

imps - best of British today. I like the thought of crocheting and actually made a crocheted pot holder when at school - go me! I'm thinking of starting again (not pot holders). Would you recommend YouTube or something or is a book better to learn from?

sparkle - AF can fuck off.

beedle - I've also requested no talking either! I'm so romantic....poor DH.

Hope everyone else is OK. Both DC are snoozing before we go out to soft play hell later!

I was taught the basics by a very patient colleague Gob (you ol' romancer you) - I don't think you can beat one to one tuition for getting the hang of it, so maybe you can find someone to teach you or do a half-day/day course? That said, if you already know the basics, YouTube is brilliant for tuition and there are some very well written blogs and tutorials out there too.

Good luck today Beedle - sounds like we'll be legs akimbo at the same time!

Good luck, beedle - sozzles, missed that off my last post

loopy - glad you got some help here

molotov - I can empathise. Off to soft at today. Find it hard enough with two. How will I do things like that with three. Am hoping that DS will turn into a very well behaved 3 year old! DD just likes sitting beside me "chatting" - long may that continue!

I somehow managed to miss your dildocam post Beedle! Good luck my dear!

Gob, I managed to teach myself to crochet off t'internet. There are also some great links to tutorials on Pinterest.

Imps, how's your freezer looking these days?

They're playing Wham! in the waiting room. This is a Good Sign.

Immaculate Maybe, and very well ordered

I knew you'd be organised Imps!

imps your colleagues sound lovely. My old ones mostly tried to nick your files and muscle in on any meetings you were going to. some were lovely Enjoy the Wham.

maybe - I've never got to grips with Pinterest. Need to try

It's absolutely pissing down with rain. This is a Bad Sign.

imps - if rain is a bad sign, you will have approximately 1.5 days per annum to have IVF. More IVF babies will have been started (is that the word?) on rainy days than non-rainy days in the UK. Therefore, rain is a giod sign.

In other news: would anyone like a voucher code for free midweek deliveries with ocado?

Hmmmm I think the word may be "conceived" Gob

In my gown and socks. Keeping it sexy.

Aaaaarg my first bum bullet ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I do not like that!!

Ooh, are yours up the bum Imps? What time are the eggs being laid?

loving the live updates imps did you get a bum bullet before EC?

I have been dildocammed, and have 12 follicles between 13 and 17mm :o so am booked in for EC on Tuesday am, trigger on Sunday at 23.00, so I'm sure I can saty awake until then. I'll set an alarm anyway as I think I'm a bit like cat and like to be tucked up in bed by about 9pm. I need children as an excuse to go to bed early!

That's bloody brilliant Beedle!!!

That's amazing Beedle what brilliant follie growth!! Oooh let's hope that March's Tripe Whammy comes to fruition!

Yes bum bullet is for pain relief (). Have taken Tamazapam. Not gone down for follie hoovering yet though. Mr I has jizzed in a pot - hopefully there are at least a few good swimmers in there.

imps have you had to go without food since last night? You must be starving by now, i was worrying about lack of breakfast for my 10am EC :o
Did you get to do teh bum bullet yourself - I'm not actually sure which is worse, doing it yourself or having a nurse do it for you :o