DING! DING! The February bus is departing - destination Preggsville!

[PurdeyBirdie]

Are you trying to get pregnant this month? Are you sick to the back teeth of sex? Would you give your right arm for a BFP? Are you spotting symptoms like an anoraked geek spots birds? Then this is the bus for you...FEBRUARY CONCEPTIONS AHOY!

• sorry. Should read: what was the logic for testing at 11am and 3pm, not am. bangs head on chocolate

Awww last night I had a dream I had a dinky little toddler girl called lizzie oddly as that's not on our list of possibles. I was taking her everywhere with me... Bird spotting, the pub.... Erm.....

Haven't read all the messages, but I love the sex!

I'm so worried that if we get pregnant it will stop...

Awaiting positive opk here. Think this is the last cycle before more help and drugs and help so crossing everything

I don't have a window cleaner and never before have I eaten quinoa..... I will sit upstairs and sulk now. Though we do have a plasterer coming soon to skim the walls in the babies spare room so it is ready to paint. And a plumber to remove some radiators because I want a heated towel rail in the bathroom so I can warm my bum up.

On another note bleugh weather is gross here today!

Morning all, I too was woken up by the bin men.
Victoria lovely dream, Or was it a premonition? Fx
Sammylou my temps also vary quite bit with only the slightest time difference! but over all I can usually see the pattern of mostly lower before ov and higher after. It's taken me a while to work it out though.

Morning

AF is due today and I said I would wait until tomorrow to POAS. So of course I POAS this morning and of course it was a BFN.

I'll just skulk back to my seat and wait a few more days then...

Was told off last night for spending too much time on MN and not enough with DH guess that I will have to cut back except when away from DH!

CD3 here although AF seems to be returning to its pre coil length of 4-5 days so hoping it will be gone by the weekend :)

Oh and if you chart my birthday back it is quite likely I was conceived 27 years ago today (today is also my dad's birthday, ew) so that justifies right?

No no no night don't go charting things like that! Nooooo! Even I find it shuddery thinking about your father getting some special birthday nookie many years ago. Just no.

Hello ladies. Gosh you are fast moving. Live that you are all dtd with the window cleaners! Bit disheartened as DH is having spermatogenesis analysis test tomorrow and is having to abstain for 48 hours right at the time I get a positive opk. Oh well, we managed to get one in yesterday but not holding out much hope for this month.

Oh dojo
I order you to wait until Saturday!

It's not actually something I have done recently austra an extremely sadistic teacher made us do it as part of a biology lesson. So many people were horrified at how it often came back to a parents wedding anniversary, birthday, Christmas or Valentine's Day! I think we are all scarred for life

purdey hope your little one has gone back to sleep so you can get back on the banter bus. Any thoughts on what 2 consecutive positive OPK tests mean? Taken 16 hours apart.

Why would people want to chart things like that! What a mean teacher. I am also getting told off for being on MN all the time. But as he is currently addicted to some monster app on his phone that is a bit like pokemon (they never grow up do they) I get to say if he can be attached to that then I can be having a giggle with you ladies.

Oh good lord night indeed! What a knob of a teacher. (I think we've all done it to the extent of a rough nine months probably, but definitely not to a day or even a week.) When I was born nearly forty years ago the edd the gynae gave her was spot on, so I suppose I could go back and calculate BUT I SHALL NOT! feels scarred at very prospect

Sadly my DH isn't addicted to anything so can't use that excuse mummy Should probably pay him more attention seeing as how he is pretty crucial to this TTC lark (unless I go down the postman route!)

Don't do it austra you can never unlearn that info!

austra hope you get your line soon. I'm mighty suspicious of them and DH did not react well when I said to him (following my 2nd positive day) we needed to do it again immediately. Didnt dtd - DH said too much pressure. I'm becoming crazier by the day. Won't have a DH soon so will need to hire that window cleaner pretty shortly.

Morning

Eww don't think I'll back track on my conception date

I've had my cd4 bloods done this morning. Grabbing a coffee before my second Accupuncture appointment.

Yes, yes austral, but who cleans the outside of the upstairs bastards?

MarysPrayer reporting to the Purdey and co ttc and any other irrelevant chit chat bus

AF kicked me off the Jan bus 3 days ago, I've been lurking here for a couple of days and had some great laughs. If we don't get pfbs then at least we've had fun along the way hey?

Stats: Stats: MarysPrayer 37, ttc#2 cycle 2 bfp due 21s feb (ish)

Important stuff:

We have a window cleaner, but not a house cleaner.
Never eaten quinoa, but do like cous cous, much prefer chocolate though
Not particularly attracted to dwarves, or my window cleaner, who isn't a dwarf - wouldn't be an ideal job for a dwarf!

scurries off to sit quietly at the back of the bus>

Austral! Did I say 3pm? I meant 8pm! Any later and false positives can occur due to LH synthesising overnight.

I really thought you did say 3pm purdey! It made sense since people usually say aftee 2pm. I'm too lazy to go back to trawl the old thread to check so suffice to say I'll take responsibility for misreading and spending three days poas at 3pm
Hi Mary!
twinkle today's is so very definitely obviously going to be positive yes yes yes.
purdey top windows are done by getting a pet giraffe. Simples.

DING! DING! thenailgirl got on wivout a ticket nor nuffink!

That old cow AF got me last night 2 days early. So I'm now officially joining the feb bus. At least i didn't get the chance to poas i suppose. We aren't temping or using opks, I'll just keep an eye on my cm for now to try and cling on to my last shred of sanity.

Had a mc in December so i guess my cycle number has reset since then.

stats are UltimateDuck age 33 ttc2 cycle#3 BFP due 25th feb.